Shikamaru just walked back from the sand village and went into the bar drunk.
There was a karekoe machine and he was bored but he went up there and Ino and Choji walked in saw him singing and pulled out a viedo camera
Shikamaru drunk and singing about his recent break up with Temari
Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 AM
The door was locked so I kicked it in
He conitinued to sing and Squad 7 walked in and brought Team Gai and Team 8 to listen
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
Ino was giggleing and kinda happy, Choji knew this song and got ready for a certain part.
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
Crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away
NAruto was wearing a lampshade and laughing
And in my drunken stupor I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
I did what I should have never done
and now I'm sittin' here, talking to you
Drunk and on the run
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
Crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away
Choji was backstage waiting and Ino got Sakura and a drunk Neji to dance to the song on stage.
And I know I'll probably get ten years Im sittin' at a bar on the inside
So just give me beers till they get here
Yea I know the sun is comin' up
And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closin'up
But im trying to drown my soul
Im tired of this life on the dirt road
Everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin on
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away
Choji jumped out and started the rap part
Yes it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should have did something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of shit over
Shikamaru was almost done and almost all of Konoha was in the bar listening
And now I'm goin' back again I've been at a bar on the inside
Back to the pen to see my friends
When we all file off that county van
They'll ask me where I've been
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
I Crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away
They all clapped
The next morning:
Shikamaru woke up next to Ino and Sakura.
He ffreaked out and ran into a dorr and they laughed smiling.
Too easy.
Listen to thee song while reading
PArt two will come soon maybe