It was a nice quiet Saturday at Beacon academy. There were no classes to attend, no homework to be done, and no missions to take. Team RWBY were taking the day to relax and enjoy the rare free day, except for Weiss who went off to the library with a, "I'm going to go study," when asked how she would spend the day.
Ruby had decided it was the perfect time to dismantle and clean Crescent Rose, Yang was watching videos on her scroll, and Blake was reading the new book in one of her favorite series. The day seemed like it would stay peaceful until the dorm room door slammed open startling the girls inside.
"This needs to stop!" Weiss announces angrily upon entering the team RWBY dorms, slamming the door shut behind her, "and you three are going to help me!"
"Uh, what?" Ruby asks in confusion, from the floor where she is cleaning Crescent Rose.
"I swear that prank wasn't meant for you Weiss!" Yang exclaims from her bunk, "no need to do anything drastic!"
"I don't think she's talking about that, Yang" Blake responds going back to reading her book, "otherwise why would she want your help?"
"Oh, good point heh," Yang responds while jumping down from her bunk turning to Weiss, "what do you need help stopping Weiss Cream?"
Coming to a stop in the middle of the room Weiss replies, "Jaune, I'm tired of him asking me out, he won't take no for an answer and I'm getting sick of it!"
"Why don't you just tell him you aren't interested in him?" Yang asks in confusion.
"I have!" Weiss exclaims while stomping her foot, "but he still insists on asking me out!"
"What did he do this time to set you off so bad?" Blake asks looking up from her reading.
"He went through my binder and defaced it with sticky note!" Weiss replies angrily.
"I don't think that's defacing Weiss, you can easily peel them off." Ruby responds.
"That's not the point!" Weiss huffs, crossing her arms, "the point is I had to spend my studying time peeling off those stupid notes."
"What did these notes say?" Yang asked mischievously.
"Badly written poems." Weiss responds with a glare at Yang.
Laughing loudly Yang replies, "Oh, that's great, new material to tease him with! You gotta let me read them!"
"I threw them out already," Weiss said in a huff, "I was not going to be caught carrying those things."
"Ah too bad," Yang said looking dejected, "eh, I can still mention his bad poem making to him."
"Just leave me out of it," Weiss replies sternly, "anyway, back on topic, I need you three to help me find a way to get him to leave me alone!"
"You can always cuss him out the next time," Yang replies cheerfully, "that might make it sink in."
"No. That's undignified"
"Oh, I can talk to him for you and tell him you don't like him that way!" Ruby says excitedly, bouncing up and down on the floor.
"I don't think it will work," Weiss says skeptically, "but you can try."
"Great, I'll be right back!" With that she rushed out the door to find Jaune.
"Yeah, I don't think that's going to work." Yang said.
"Probably not." Blake replied.
"Well, we need to try something," Weiss said in frustration, "he won't listen to me, maybe he will listen to Ruby."
Walking over to her bunk Weiss sits down, resting her chin on the palm of one hand, Yang takes a seat next to her, slinging her arm around Weiss's shoulders, "Ah, cheer up, we will find a way to get him to stop if it bothers you that much."
Shrugging off Yang's arm Weiss snaps, "Don't touch me!" then looking over at Yang, the heiress replies softly, "Thank you."
"No problem Weiss! That's what friends are for!" the blonde exclaims with a large smile, "Now we just got to find a way to get him to realize you don't feel that way."
"Have you considered murder?" Blake deadpanned.
"Yes, I have, and the outcome I've dreamt up is unpleasant and scarring."
"So, no murder?"
"No murder."
"Right…" Yang replied hesitantly, giving the two a wary look, "we don't murder our friends."
"It was just a suggestion." Blake replies holding her hands up with a small smile toward the blonde.
"Well-" Yang was cut off by the dorm room door slamming open, a blur of red rushing in and stopping in front of Weiss.
"So, that didn't work," Ruby started in a rush, "But, I have a plan!"
"What kind of plan?" Weiss asked warily, giving Ruby a suspicious look.
"Just come with me!" Ruby replied cheerfully, grabbing hold of Weiss's hand, "this will totally work!"
"Wait, what's the plan?" Weiss shrieked as the brunette pulled her to her feet.
"I'll be your girlfriend," Ruby started cheerfully heading for the door, "when Jaune sees you're with, one someone else, and two a girl, he will see he doesn't have a chance with you!"
Blushing at the announcement Weiss nervously asked, "Girlfriend?"
"Yes!"
"Oh…alright I guess," Weiss, red in the face replies, "do you really think this will work?"
"Of course, it will!" Ruby replied smiling brightly at Weiss, "just trust me."
"I trust you," was heard from Weiss as Ruby pulled her out the door.
Turning to look at Blake on the bunk across her Yang asks, "Ruby doesn't know Weiss has a crush on her, does she?"
"Nope."
The two share a look, then start laughing at the situation.
"Did you see Weiss's face when Ruby said that," Blake wheezes, "I didn't think she could go so red."
Rolling around on her back Yang laughing adds, "She was cherry flavored Weiss Cream!"
Throwing her pillow at the blonde Blake groans, "That was so bad!"
"You love it." Yang replied catching the pillow before it hit her face.
"Your jokes physically pain me." Blake replies, her smile contradicting her words.
Smiling back at her partner Yang stands and extends her hand to Blake, "Come on, I want to go watch this train wreck."
Letting Yang pull her to her feet Blake replies, "It should be entertaining."
AN: I didn't expect this prompt to go in this direction but I think it turned out pretty good.
Prompt: "Have you considered murder?" "Yes, I have, and the outcome I've dreamt up is unpleasant and scarring." "So, no murder?" "No murder."