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Rival Argentica is proud to present—
Operation: The Afterlife Battlefront's Group Chat
behold,
three thousand words of nonsense
Yuri Nakamura created The Afterlife Battlefront's Group Chat.
Yuri Nakamura added You to The Afterlife Battlefront's Group Chat.
Yuri Nakamura added everyone else to The Afterlife Battlefront's Group Chat.
"HELLO, EVERYONE READY FOR BATTLE?! :DDDDDD"
Masami Iwasawa, Music Is My Soul sees the notification on her desktop but ignores it and continues browsing for more music.
Takeyama, Master of Pi is busy solving for the 139th digit of pi because it is his deadliest, most destructive secret weapon that he had to sharpen every now and then.
Everybody else ignores the notification icon on their desktops.
Yuri Nakamura threatens everybody with her silver Beretta if they DARED to ignore the notification icons on their desktops.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 echoes Yuri Nakamura's threat vehemently.
"yeah you punks dont ignore yuripe if you dont want a date with my axxe!11!"
Everyone else started typing out of fear.
Except You, of course, because You are reading this.
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD unashamedly points out to Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 that he has multiple grammar and spelling issues.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 has a vein popping in his forehead in annoyance, but Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD's body is too far away to slice in half.
"shut up pink!11!"
Ooyama the Chipmunk is wondering if 'pink' was even an insult.
Takeyama, Master of Pi is busy solving for the 139th digit of pi because it was his deadliest, most destructive secret weapon that he had to sharpen every now and then.
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD left the conversation.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 adds Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD in the conversation.
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD left the conversation.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 adds Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD in the conversation.
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD left the conversation.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 adds Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD in the conversation.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 posted on Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD's timeline.
"your not goin anywere punk!"
Yuri Nakamura wonders if Noda didn't have spellcheck.
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD sighs.
Shiina Eri is now online and is reading the previous messages.
Ooyama the Chipmunk types "hELLO, sHIINA-SAN!" and posts it on The Afterlife Battlefront's Group Chat.
Fujimaki comments, "You're cups luck is on, Ooyama."
TK, Dance-With-Me invites everyone to dance with him.
Matsushita 5th-Dan accepts TK, Dance-With-Me's invite.
"LET 'S PARTAAAAY!1!111! :DDDD"
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD cannot log out of the conversation because Noda is staring daggers at him.
Shiina Eri is finished reading the messages and writes on The Afterlife Battlefront's Group Chat.
"This is so stupid."
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD privately sends a message to Shiina Eri.
"I know, right?"
Shiina Eri does not even bother to respond.
Shiina Eri left the conversation.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 adds Shiina Eri to the conversation.
Shiina Eri threatens him with a shuriken.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 chuckles nervously and removes Shiina Eri from the conversation.
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD and Shiina Eri share a virtual high five.
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD left the conversation.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 adds Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD to the conversation.
"you arn't goin anywere!1"
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD is feeling hopeless. [._.]
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome is now online and is reading the previous messages.
Yui GDM-Rox is now online.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome is wondering what this was all about.
Yusa is now online.
Yusa posts a video of Girls Dead Monster performing Crow Song.
Yusa's video immediately gained two million likes upon posting.
H-I-S-A-K-O posts a comment.
"Yeah! We rock, GDM! CROW SONG FOREVER! :DDDD"
Yui GDM-Rox comments on H-I-S-A-K-O's comment.
"I luv your guitar rifffs1 HISAKOOOOoO!1!"
H-I-S-A-K-O ignores the pink imp's comment.
Yui GDM-Rox is ): because she had been seen-zoned. [._.]
Takamatsu, kiss-this-muscle is lifting weights in his private gym.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome asks Yuri Nakamura why she created The Afterlife Battlefront's Group Chat.
Yuri Nakamura answers him by announcing that she needs suggestions on what the name of their new group chat should be.
Matsushita 5th-Dan suggests, "Zombie Apocalypse Battlefront!"
"REJECTED."
Fujimaki suggests, "Battle Troops Battlefront!"
"REJECTED."
Ooyama the Chipmunk shyly suggests, "Angel Obliterator Battlefront?"
"REJECTED!"
Matsushita 5th-Dan says,
"Rejected Battlefront! i noticed you liked the word 'rejected' so much."
Yuri Nakamura shakes her head. "DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE DECENT SUGGESTIONS?"
TK, Dance-With-Me deeply contemplated his options about it for a second. Then, he immediately started typing.
"Dance with me, baby!"
Yuri Nakamura shakes her head.
Shiina Eri logged off of Facebook because My Little Pony (soooo cute!) is now airing on TV. And because Facebook is so stupid.
Mark Zuckerberg does not care on what Shiina Eri thinks.
Sekine, Awesomesauce Ghostbuster invites Irie to plot plots against Iwasawa and Hisako.
Irie accepts Sekine, Awesomesauce Ghostbuster's invite.
Sekine, Awesomesauce Ghostbuster and Irie are plotting plots against Iwasawa and Hisako.
Masami Iwasawa, Music Is My Soul and H-I-S-A-K-O could not care less.
Yuri Nakamura does not like to be ignored.
"SUGGESTIONS, EVERY1! OTONASHI, YOU STILL HAVEN'T SUGGESTED."
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD blatantly suggests,
"I Don't Care Battlefront."
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 gets ready to splatter some blood.
Yuri Nakamura asks if anyone still has another suggestion.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome is too scared to suggest his suggestion.
Yuri Nakamura kindly insists that she would never—EVER—reject his suggestion.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome checks if there are rocket propellers placed under his chair because he does not dream of becoming an astronaut any second now.
Yuri Nakamura assures him that she placed no rocket propellers under his chair. Geez.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome is happy because he now knows that Yuri Nakamura would never reject his suggestion.
"Wright Brothers!"
Yuri Nakamura removed and blocked Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome from The Afterlife Battlefront's Group Chat.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome is crying somewhere.
Shiina Eri is watching My Little Pony because it is cute—level 999. ^.^
Yui GDM-Rox sends a private message to Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome.
"senpai, are you D:?"
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome is feeling melancholic.
Yui GDM-Rox does not understand Hinata's feelings.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome updates his status. "yes, yui, i am D:"
Yui sits back on her chair to think. Then she has a brilliant idea and privately messages Hinata.
"i have a plan."
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome is nodding to himself as Yui GDM-Rox explained to him her plan. He agrees to participate with a devilish laugh.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome and Yui GDM-Rox form The Diabolical Duo.
The Diabolical Duo is secretly plotting a secret plot.
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God is online.
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD sees him online so he immediately logs out of Facebook.
Fortunately, Naoi doesn't notice. Instead, Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God sees the baseball idiot's status update. It said:
"Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome is feeling melancholic."
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God scoffs. He could not care less. But he is wondering why Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD has turned offline just when he logged on…
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 has been staring blankly at Hinata's status update for twenty minutes now. He does not know what 'melancholic' means.
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God posts onto Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1's timeline.
"Blockhead."
Takamatsu, kiss-this-muscle posted a picture of himself lifting weights in his private gym.
"Look at my abs, whoo-hoo! I've beefed up just for THIS! :D"
Takamatsu, kiss-this-muscle liked Takamatsu, kiss-this-muscle's post.
Takamatsu, kiss-this-muscle's post now has one like. :DDDDDDDD
Matsushita 5th-Dan is staring at Takamatsu's muscles and approves of his workout routine.
Matsushita 5th-Dan clicks the huge 'Like!' button.
Matsushita 5th-Dan likes Takamatsu, kiss-this-muscle's post.
Takamatsu, kiss-this-muscle is feeling happy because he received one more like.
Ooyama the Chipmunk had a bag of chips in his hand but does not know who he could share it with.
Takeyama, Master of Pi is still solving for the 139th digit of pi because it is his deadliest, most destructive secret weapon that he had to sharpen every now and then.
Shiina Eri is online again because My Little Pony has been postponed. Cuteness level is zero. [._.]
Shiina Eri is D:.
Masami Iwasawa, Music Is My Soul invites the members of the Afterlife Battlefront to watch GDM's band practice tomorrow morning.
Unfortunately, though, no one ever got the chance to see Masami Iwasawa, Music Is My Soul's post because The Afterlife Battlefront's Group Chat is already flooding with messages.
Yuri Nakamura is feeling angry.
"DOES ANYONE HAVE SUGESTIONS FOR A NAME! \TOT/"
Shiina Eri thinks that Yuri Nakamura's smiley is cute. The smiley made her happy. ^.^
Shiina Eri is :D.
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD is back online.
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God is happy to see Otonashi back online.
But Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD's attention isn't on Naoi. "Uh, Yuri, you spelled 'sugestion' wrong."
Noda, I will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 is protective of his and only his Yurippe and doesn't want anyone insulting her.
"NO 1 CARES ABOUT U'R SPELING STUFF, PINK! DoNT INSUT HER!11111111!"
Yuri Nakamura sweat-drops. Noda really does need a spellchecker.
Ooyama the Chipmunk still couldn't figure out if 'pink' is even an insult.
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God has a speculation that stupid blockheads like Noda don't use spellcheckers.
Takeyama, Master of Pi is getting irritated at all the noise because he's busy sharpening his deadliest, most destructive secret weapon.
"Will you all quiet down? Someone's trying to calculate the digits of a very controversial irrational number over here!"
Noda, I will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 is laughing his head off.
"aND HOO'S GONNA LISTEN TO YOU, PUNK!?1"
Takeyama, Master of Pi responds,
"Call me Chri—"
But he is flooded by new messages.
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God thinks that Noda sounded like an owl. He posts on Noda's timeline.
"Fool. You spell it as 'who', not 'hoo'. "
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD is happy because he is not alone in being annoyed with all the spelling and grammar errors.
"You go tell them, dude! 3 LOVE YOU! :3: 3 :*"
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God blushes at Otonashi's praise and decides to message him privately.
"Really, Otonashi-kun?"
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD responds to him lovingly.
"Yes! I love you so much! Will you be my girlfriend?"
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God and Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD are now in a relationship. 3
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God blushes even more.
The Diabolical Duo is having a blast hacking Otonashi's account. Hinata is no longer D:.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome and Yui GDM-Rox bumps their fists.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome is :D.
"ALRIGHT! Ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! XD"
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God and Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD are now married. :3
The Real Otonashi is horrified. O_O
The Real Otonashi posts on Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome's timeline.
"STOP HACKING MY ACCOUNT! OFF! OFF!"
Yuri Nakamura is laughing. ^O^
"HA HA HA! LOL. XD"
Yuri Nakamura and Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 are now in a relationship. :3
Yuri Nakamura is not laughing anymore.
Yuri Nakamura's eyes bulges out of her sockets.
"WHAT?!"
The Diabolical Duo is laughing so hard. .O
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 blushes. Love is in the air~~~
"i will do anything for the luv of my life, nun othr than yurippe!"
Yuri Nakamura is feeling inwardly disgusted. \O—o/
H-I-S-A-K-O likes Mah-jong's Facebook page.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 is afraid of Takeyama, Master of Pi's deadliest, most destructive secret weapon.
Takeyama, Master of Pi finally figured out the 139th digit of pi, which is his deadliest, most destructive secret weapon. ^.^
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 fearfully squeals like a girl.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 logs off of Facebook.
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God smirks, thinking that all of them are blockheads. It didn't matter, though. All that mattered was him and Otonashi! :3 :3 :3
God is online.
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God is angry because there is no other god than him.
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God posts onto Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome's timeline.
"Will you stop impersonating me, you idiot?"
But Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome is not the one pretending to be God.
Chaa the mightyGUNSLAYERR admits that he is the one pretending to be God. Just coz. \_(ツ)_/
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God sends a private message to Otonashi.
"All of them are blockheads. Can we go out tomorrow?"
Otonashi Yuzuru, PhD gives him a virtual kiss on the cheek. :* 3 3 3 3
The Real Otonashi feels like wanting to puke.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 feels like swinging his halberd in the air even though he's offline.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 wants to ask Yuri for them to get married.
Yuri Nakamura and Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 are now married. 3
The Real Yuri Nakamura is horrified. O_O
The Diabolical Duo is having a blast hacking Otonashi and Yuri's accounts.
The Real Yuri Nakamura feels like wanting to puke.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome and Yui GDM-Rox share a fist bump.
The Real Otonashi and The Real Yuri Nakamura finds out that it was Hinata and Yui behind this after all. They both decide to obliterate The Diabolical Duo.
The Real Yuri Nakamura forms The Hinata and Yui Separation Front and invites everyone else to join the new group chat.
Naoi and Noda are wondering why they were the only ones who weren't invited.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome and Yui GDM-Rox are determined to stand strong against The Hinata and Yui Separation Front.
The Hinata and Yui Separation Front has nine members. :DDDDD
Yui GDM-Rox is sad because The Diabolical Duo has only two members. DDDDD:
Yuri Nakamura is laughing vituperatively.
"HAHAHA, LOSERS! XD"
THE YUINATA FOREVER FANCLUB G-L-O-B-A-L MOVEMENT joins The Diabolical Duo.
Yui GDM-Rox is now happy because The Diabolical Duo has 999,999,999,999 new members.
"WOOT WOOT WOOOOOOOOT!1!1! :DDDDDDDDDDDD ^^ in your FACE! XD"
The Hinata and Yui Separation Front's 9 online members are open-mouthed.
The Diabolical Duo is now ready for battle.
The Hinata and Yui Separation Front get ready to charge.
Takamatsu, kiss-this-muscle had beefed up just for a battle like this.
The Diabolical Duo and The Hinata and Yui Separation Front are ready to clash in the EPIC SHOWDOWN!
TK, Dance-With-Me is dancing ferociously.
"Oh yeah EPIC SHOWDOWN!"
Kanade Tachibana joined herself in The Afterlife Battlefront Group Chat.
TK, Dance-With-Me stops dancing.
Everyone stops and stares at Kanade Tachibana.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Everyone stares at The Cricket.
Kanade Tachibana tells everyone to log off of Facebook immediately and go to sleep. It's a school night.
Ooyama the Chipmunk asks if Kanade liked chips.
Kanade Tachibana then logged off of Facebook.
The Diabolical Duo and The Hinata and Yui Separation Front are now ready to clash in the EPIC SHOWDOWN!
TK, Dance-With-Me is dancing ferociously.
"EPIC SHOWDOWN YEEEAAAAAAAAH!"
Takamatsu, kiss-this-muscle had beefed up just for a battle like this.
Ooyama the Chipmunk is D: because Kanade didn't like his chips. [T-T]
Ooyama the Chipmunk asks again if anybody liked chips.
Matsushita 5th-Dan doesn't like chips. He wanted beef udon.
Masami Iwasawa, Music Is My Soul is composing music with H-I-S-A-K-O.
Sekine, Awesomesauce Ghostbuster and Irie are plotting plots against Iwasawa and Hisako.
Masami Iwasawa, Music Is My Soul and H-I-S-A-K-O could not care less.
Fujimaki is afraid to swim.
The Diabolical Duo wins the epic showdown-slash-battle of the universe. YUINATA FANS REJOICE! :DDDDD
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome and Yui GDM-Rox share a virtual high five.
The Diabolical Duo is :D.
The Hinata and Yui Separation Front is D:.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 is swinging his halberd somewhere.
The Real Yuri Nakamura is D: because they lost the battle. 9 against 999,999,999,999 plus 2 isn't a fair fight…
The Real Yuri Nakamura left the conversation.
The Real Otonashi left the conversation.
Naoi Ayato, Bow Before Your God left the conversation.
Sekine, Awesomesauce Ghostbuster left the conversation.
Irie left the conversation.
Masami Iwasawa, Music Is My Soul left the conversation.
H-I-S-A-K-O left the conversation.
Chaa the mightyGUNSLAYERR left the conversation.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome wants to stop everyone from leaving.
"Wait! Wait! Don't gooooo! NOOOOOO! :( DDDDD:"
Shiina Eri posts on Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome's timeline.
"This is so stupid."
Shiina Eri left the conversation.
Ooyama the Chipmunk left the conversation.
Takeyama, Master of Pi left the conversation.
TK, Dance-With-Me left the conversation.
Matsushita 5th-Dan thinks about it for a second, then left the conversation.
Yusa left the conversation.
Fujimaki left the conversation.
Yui GDM-Rox sends a private message to Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome.
"it's already late. u should go to sleep 2. it's a school night."
Yui GDM-Rox left the conversation.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome is feeling D:.
Hinata Hideki, Baseball is Awesome left the conversation.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 logs back on because he is not scared of Takeyama, Master of Pi's deadliest, most destructive weapon anymore.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Cricket.
The Cricket is back.
Noda, i will cut your head off if you insult Yurippe!1 scratches his head, confused.
"hey…wheres evry1?"
You posted on The Afterlife Battlefront's Group Chat.
"0_o"
You left the conversation.
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