When Arachnophobia strikes!
Episode #1: Shorty
Spiders, spiders everywhere,
Spiders, spiders in your hair,
Spiders, spiders on the stair,
I'm the one who put them there!
Cast:
TYFERLIN, a drow
ARIANA, an apprentice mage
GENIV, a talking cat
ME, the author of this fic
***
(Scene: tunnels outside of Menzoberranzan, the scout for a patrol (Tyferlin) finds a strange door. Tyferlin is dressed in piwafwi, etc. Hair is chin-length and half is tied back leaving the bottom part hanging down. Has a silver earring hanging from one ear.)
Tyferlin: huh? It must be someone's idea of a joke…
(Tries to walk through but can't)
Tyferlin: It must be enchanted, I'll just try my hand crossbow
(Shoots dart through passageway without trouble)
Tyferlin: I see… It only lets small things through. It probably leads to Arach-Tinilith then, to let all those awful spiders through!
(Lightening bolt strikes him out of nowhere)
Tyferlin (flatly): ow.
(pulls out a small vial, drinks all of the contents, and shrinks to eight inches tall)
Tyferlin: Okay. Here we go… heheheh…
(walks down hallway and pauses)
Tyferlin: How long did Quilek say this thing lasts?
(starts to get uneasy)
*flashback*
Quilek: If you drink too much of this it will never wear off 'dear' brother
Tyferlin: How much is too much?
Quilek: the whole vial.
*End flashback*
Tyferlin: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Me pops out of nowhere)
Me: ooh! You're so short!
Tyferlin: I hate you.
Me: Why? You don't even know me!
Tyferlin: I can already tell from your perky demeanor that we will have a personality conflict.
Me: whoa. Whoever said that fighters are mentally challenged must not have met you before.
Tyferlin: huh?
Me: nevermind
Tyferlin: Why are you here anyway?
Me: To offer you the most honorary and distinguished office of "Muse" to one of the greatest authors of all time!
Tyferlin: C.S. Lewis?
Me (aggravated): No, you idiot! Me!
Tyferlin: Umm… no.
Me: Then be prepared to face my wrath!
Tyferlin: eep! I'll do it! I'll do it!
Me (smugly): I knew you'd see it my way.
(Tyferlin grumbles)
Me (thinking): Now where to put you…
(Me, snaps fingers and both end up in a lavish bedroom, with Ariana talking to Geniv)
Me: Take care of this little friend of mine won't you?
Ariana (doesn't look up): If I do, what will you pay me.
Me: Letting you stay in this story and not putting you back into the situation you were in my last fic, little fishy…
Ariana (pales): don't remind me!
Me: I knew-
Geniv: you'd see it my way. We know!
(Me glares at Geniv. Ariana looks up at Tyferlin)
Ariana (gasps): I knew they existed!
Tyferlin: WHAT!
Ariana: Pygmy Elves! What a discovery! I'll be famous!
Tyferlin: but-
(Ariana picks him up and takes him to another room. Me shrugs shoulders and leaves)
Episode #1: Shorty
Spiders, spiders everywhere,
Spiders, spiders in your hair,
Spiders, spiders on the stair,
I'm the one who put them there!
Cast:
TYFERLIN, a drow
ARIANA, an apprentice mage
GENIV, a talking cat
ME, the author of this fic
***
(Scene: tunnels outside of Menzoberranzan, the scout for a patrol (Tyferlin) finds a strange door. Tyferlin is dressed in piwafwi, etc. Hair is chin-length and half is tied back leaving the bottom part hanging down. Has a silver earring hanging from one ear.)
Tyferlin: huh? It must be someone's idea of a joke…
(Tries to walk through but can't)
Tyferlin: It must be enchanted, I'll just try my hand crossbow
(Shoots dart through passageway without trouble)
Tyferlin: I see… It only lets small things through. It probably leads to Arach-Tinilith then, to let all those awful spiders through!
(Lightening bolt strikes him out of nowhere)
Tyferlin (flatly): ow.
(pulls out a small vial, drinks all of the contents, and shrinks to eight inches tall)
Tyferlin: Okay. Here we go… heheheh…
(walks down hallway and pauses)
Tyferlin: How long did Quilek say this thing lasts?
(starts to get uneasy)
*flashback*
Quilek: If you drink too much of this it will never wear off 'dear' brother
Tyferlin: How much is too much?
Quilek: the whole vial.
*End flashback*
Tyferlin: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Me pops out of nowhere)
Me: ooh! You're so short!
Tyferlin: I hate you.
Me: Why? You don't even know me!
Tyferlin: I can already tell from your perky demeanor that we will have a personality conflict.
Me: whoa. Whoever said that fighters are mentally challenged must not have met you before.
Tyferlin: huh?
Me: nevermind
Tyferlin: Why are you here anyway?
Me: To offer you the most honorary and distinguished office of "Muse" to one of the greatest authors of all time!
Tyferlin: C.S. Lewis?
Me (aggravated): No, you idiot! Me!
Tyferlin: Umm… no.
Me: Then be prepared to face my wrath!
Tyferlin: eep! I'll do it! I'll do it!
Me (smugly): I knew you'd see it my way.
(Tyferlin grumbles)
Me (thinking): Now where to put you…
(Me, snaps fingers and both end up in a lavish bedroom, with Ariana talking to Geniv)
Me: Take care of this little friend of mine won't you?
Ariana (doesn't look up): If I do, what will you pay me.
Me: Letting you stay in this story and not putting you back into the situation you were in my last fic, little fishy…
Ariana (pales): don't remind me!
Me: I knew-
Geniv: you'd see it my way. We know!
(Me glares at Geniv. Ariana looks up at Tyferlin)
Ariana (gasps): I knew they existed!
Tyferlin: WHAT!
Ariana: Pygmy Elves! What a discovery! I'll be famous!
Tyferlin: but-
(Ariana picks him up and takes him to another room. Me shrugs shoulders and leaves)