The Day
Okay listen,it all started like this:
I waddled into the pet shop on a normal,dreary day in Club Penguin.I went to get a puffle,but a yellow penguin came up to me,decked out in blue earmuffs and a white card jitsu belt,saying 'wammy..?'.I stared at it ( ,that thing shoulda gone to the wacky shack.)"What?" It spoke again.'Wammy!'.I threw up my hands and walked out,cursing the thing ( Moderators never hear a thing,hehe ;) ) .I went into my igloo,collapsing into a chair.I picked up my mobile phone and called a familiar friend,Turnnastic.
"Yeah,wassup Jozo?"
"Turnnastic,what the HECK is a wammy?"
"Its a Mommy,Jo."
"Oh God"
"Why you ask?"
"Cause a yellow...thing walked up to me saying 'wammy?'"
"Jozo,you have just met a cp baybee"
"Wassat?"
"Its a baby"
I quickly turned him off and raced to my laptop,typing in 'cp baybees'.This is what I learnt:
One day,a girl called Twinklebaby and her friend Racer1008 were playing at being by thought it was a great idea,and,day after day more and more people were being baybee.I turned my laptop off,through the shock horror.
I never went on club penguin when the pet shop turned into the baybee shop.I never got that puffle - and I never forgot the shock horror about being called a Mommy - Im a boy.
(A.N - I`m not really a boy.)
(A.N - I hope this didn`t offend any baybees on here - if there is any)