Summary: This was not going to work. He, Uchiha Sasuke, had to get a girlfriend? No way in hell.
Uno:
The plan
"What other choice have we got, Sasuke-teme?" Naruto challenged.
Sasuke groaned angrily. How in the world had things become so complicated?
Flashback:
"Sasuke, I would really appreciate it if you got married quickly before any more problem arises." Uchiha Fugaku said solemnly.
Sasuke seethed but kept his temper in check. Why was it always him and not that stupid Itachi?
"You need to think for the company too! Furthermore, you are already twenty, so haven't you considered finding yourself a girlfriend or something?"Fugaku probed on.
Sasuke looked away when he felt a warm hand on his shoulder. Uchiha Mikoto looked at him and said," Yes, Sasu-chan! I think your father is right. It is time to start a family of your own and continue our family name…"
A vein twitched in his temple. Seriously, why couldn't it be that damned Itachi?
He glowered before nodding stiffly and storming out of the room.
Being the heir of the Uchiha Corporation can be such a pain in the ass.
And so he grudgingly seeked the dobe for advice.
And guess what that moron said?
"I have a challenge for you! If you don't find a girlfriend by the end of this week, then you are absolutely gay."
What an idiot.
"Naruto-kun, what happened to your face?" Hinata inquired.
"Eh? Oh, the bruise. It's courtesy of Sasuke-teme!" He chirped.
So that was how they ended up deciding to hunt for a suitable girlfriend for the block of walking ice-cube.
Entry form for 'The Uchiha Sasuke's girl'
Dear all Sasuke-fangirls, this is your best chance to grab the teme for yourself! If interested, (which I bet all of you are), please sign your name on this piece of paper! Maximum is 90 candidates per interview!!!
Yours sincerely,
Uzumaki Naruto (teme's best friend!)
Interview 1: Karin, Ino, Ayami, Harisa, Kinna, Teichi, Suki…
(90 candidates.)
Interview 2: Ashita, Kyouko, Darichi, Miku, Kire, Sariku…
(90 candidates.)
Interview 3: Seichi, Kuri, Ariku, Ari, Hina, Heichi…
(90 candidates.)
Interview 4: Sansaku, Sayuri, Toeki, Shizuki, Tzekiru, Kena…
(90 candidates.)
"HOLY SHIT, IT'S A FULL HOUSE, TEME!"
"... There is no need to shout you moron!"
Day 1, Interview 1:
"How old are you?"
20TH CANDIDATE:
"Fifteen!"
"Too young. Next!"
40TH CANDIDATE:
"Fourteen!"
Seriously, what the hell did their mothers feed them?
60TH CANDIDATE:
"Thirteen!"
Absurd.
80TH CANDIDATE:
"Twelve and a half…"
The hell?
TENTH LAST CANDIDATE FOR THE DAY:
"Elev-"
ENOUGH!!!
"THE INSTRUCTION HERE SAYS," FOR SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD AND ABOVE ONLY!!! WHAT PART OF IT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
...
"Those who are BELOW SEVENTEEN, OUT!"
And all the remaining candidates left.
Sigh... What a retarded world.
The next day's interview was no better. Many of the girls had nearly ripped Sasuke's clothes off and jump on him.
"Sasuke-kun! Your body is mine and mine only!"
"Sasuke-kun! I will continue your family line for you!"
"Sasuke-kun!"
"Sasuke-kun!"
"Sasuke-kun!"
That was it.
"OUT!!!"
That night, he had nightmares of fan girls pouncing on him and trying to rape him. Uchiha Sasuke led a miserable life indeed.
Uchiha Sasuke was not going to live through the third interview.
"Dobe, this is not working you moron! Think of something else!" Sasuke snapped that morning.
Naruto huffed angrily and plopped down on his sofa.
"So?" Sasuke asked ten minutes later.
"… Let me think in peace, teme!"
Tick,
tock,
tick,
tock…
…5 minutes
….15 minutes
"DOB-"
'Snore'
Sasuke blinked once. Twice. Thrice.
"YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!"
BAM!!!
"YOUCH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR, TEME?"
"YOU FELL ASLEEP YOU MORON!"
"Oh…" Naruto scratched his head and grinned.
The finally devised another plan. Sasuke was going to get a PRETEND GIRLFRIEND.
And guess who the poor-or-lucky-or-whatever-you-think girl is?
None other than…
Sakura Haruno.
"Why are we choosing this Sakura- girl again?" Naruto inquired.
What a blockhead!
"From the data I collected, she doesn't seem to be a fan girl and is already eighteen years of age." Sasuke muttered.
"But isn't it kind of mean to use an innocent girl?"
"Shut up, moron."
The heck I care.
Meanwhile, the one and only Sakura Haruno was oblivious to all these and was peacefully reading a book when a hand blocked her view.
Startled, she looked up into the eyes of none other than the youngest Uchiha.
Emerald green eyes, silky pink hair, and naïve looks.
The real fun starts now.
-TBC-
Chapter 2 Preview:
"What the heck are you doing, pervert?!" Sakura screamed and whacked his shoulder. He growled in annoyance. Didn't that dobe say the first part to being a gentleman was to offer your hand and kiss the back of her palm?
He glared at her accusingly." What was that for?"
Sakura had always hated gentlemanliness.
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