Shadow: Ya know. This is our second story that we have started, yet we havent posted the first one. Well..It is on my friends other laptob and we cant get onto it. By the way , it's called," The twisted life of Star Wars". But this one isnt. We have decided to write another one and put up here...So here we go!

Shadow: YAY ANOTHER STORY! I LOVE WRITING STORIES! -runs around screaming with her underwear on her head and a curtain around her neck running around screaming" I AM SUPERWOMAN! HEAR ME ROAR!" -pauses- " Meow"

-A regal shadow enters the room.- " Stop your frolicing around you impudent imp!" Looks to the people" My name is Natasha. If you spell that backwards it spells ...' Ah..Satan' So yes. Please call me Natasha though." Looks to shadow." Stupid git. Now. Here we go on with our story...Please review!"

Shadow: Ice bitch..-mutters-

Disclaimer: Sorry darlings, we dont own these characters. Except for a couple who may walk in later.

CHAPTER !

INTRODUCTION TO THE STORY!

Voldermort at the age of sixty-nine was currently stalking his hideaway when a brilliant idea struck his brain. " If I cant kill the little brat then i'll beat him at his own game! And at his own age." Laughs quite evily.

4 months later in lovely school of Hogwarts the trio of friends walked aimlessly along the corridors on the way to SEX EDUCATION CLASS!

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" was the scream that was heard ringing throughtout the school. One might ask what in the seven hells caused something to scream like that, and that my friends was the sex-god himself, Draco Malfoy.

Harry, " Oh shove it Malfoy..It's only sex ed class, suck it up. Or are you to big of a wimp to handle a little. Sex education?"

Malofy said, "Oh fuck off Potter no one asked for your opinion." He sneered and then Hermione rolled her eyes and Ron spat, "Whatever Malfoy! You just want to be partners with Harry you big poof!"

Draco paled while muttering under his breath shoving away a first year out of his way and stormed into the classroom. Then fifteen screams were heard from the classroom, "OH MY GOD! IT'S LORD VOLDERMORT!"

"AVADA KEDAVRA!" Was heard and Harry, Ron, and Hermione grabbed their wands and raced into the rooms as Voldermort was banishing the bodies and heard him say, "God I hate those damn fangirls."

Hermione passed out from seeing Lord Voldermort standing right there cleaning up dead bodies. The man in question looked up and blinked. " Someone wake her. I will not have anyone pass out in my class."

" Your class?" Asked a bewildered Harry Potter.

" Yes my class, now shut up and sit down!" A long silent eerie pause.

" But aren't you going to try and take over the school?" Asked Harry yet again. Voldermort reached in his black robes and pulled out a little book and began flipping through the pages. " Yes, that is after this year and after I finish with this class….Now sit down and shut up or so help me." Harry sat down making the man smiled. " Good."

He turned turned away and waved his hand making the door closed, and sighed. Mr. Malfoy if you bow to me again, I will personally call your father to come deal with you because I really don't want to deal with your snootyness today."

Draco blushed at being caught bowing to his master and sat down in the far back.

After a moment or two people looking apprehensive at the fact of having the dark lord in their classroom, the man turned around and set a small smile. " Welcome students, this is class is for sixth and seventh years only.. I am Tom Riddle, or better known throughout the wizarding world, Lord Voldermort. But that is neither here or there. This year I will teach you the finer points of Sex Education. Muggles call it Sex Ed. But we will call it Sex Education for that is the proper name. There will be no nicknames for anything, especially for the words: Penis, Vagina, Breats : Those are just for example. In our first lesson we will learn a few things that you should know, but if you don't that is fine and we will cover it no matter what." He took a large breath and sighed in annoyance at a young girl's hand in the air. " Yes Ms. Granger?"

" How can we trust you? I mean, your fucking Lord Voldermort!" She exclaimed.

He sighed and shook his head. " If you say fucking one more time I'm going to bump you up into my to kill list after this year. And shut up. You can trust me because Albus trusts me to teach you this course to the best of my ability. Any more questions? Yes? Well I'm not going to answer them because we only have a limited time to get through things. "

He paced around the classroom with a clipboard tucked under his arm and a pair of spectacles on his nose making him look younger. Which in fact, he is indeed younger. In his appearance, his body is lean and muscular, he has his nose and a full head of brown eyes and his eyes aren't red. In truth he is the spitting image of his seventeen year old body. Which in fact he is.

He took in a deep breath before walking back towards the classroom. " For our first thing we will do today is get our partners, no you cannot choose your partners and you will sit wherever your partner is. People will have to move, and if you don't like my arrangement, then you can go talk to the headmaster…Okay. Here it goes, Parkinson and Goyle. Flint with Wood, Longbottom with Zabini, Granger with Crabbe, Weasley with Bulstrode, and Sense there is only two of you left and I need someone to work with me, Potter and Malfoy will sit up here in front of me as partners and will be my partner in things that are difficult to mange."

Harry and Draco grabbed their things and moved up to the front desk to sit in front of their professor kind of liking this side of Voldermort. It was like he was bipolar or something.

Voldermort continued not waiting for people to sit.

" If you plan on taking notes, take out your parchment and quills and began writing. Today we will be learning about STD's, otherwise known as Sexually Transmitted Disease. There are various diseases that fall into this category which are and these are the most known , Gonorrhea, Syphilis which can be seriously uncomfortable if you come in contact with these diseases. These are mostly known in the Muggle world, but I still find it beniefical that you as students should know what is out there in the world. Now, the best and effective way to not contract this disease is to not have sex at all. But if you have, I suggest or strongly recommend that you go get yourself checked by Madame Pomfrey after this class. Now, I know not many of you know what this is, but you are now going to learn. To help keep both parties who are engaging in sexual activities must keep themelves protected. But if you are already infected, then the other partner is probally going to get infected as well. Even though you do use these." Conjours up a condom in mid air making it hover above his hand for everyone to see. " This is a Condom. During intercourse this helps for when a man ejaculats into the woman or man it creates to where the sperm is blocked by the condom. In general a condom is only 99.99 percent effective. No Mr Goyle, the condom does not go in the penis it goes around it. Now, we are going to practice putting the condom's on. No not on eachother. On this!" Conjours up a dildo. " If you look down each one of you will have one dildo and one condom. You must put the condom on the dildo and once you are finished please raise your hand and I will come around and give you your first grade of the day…If you are wondering, A dildo is a sex toy that women and men use when they cant get the real thing. Personally I would rather you go out and find the real thing and not this. This would be very embarrising to find in one's dorm if a friend was over."

Voldermort goes around checking students progress of how they were doing. " No Ms Granger. Stretch it out then slip it on. Good. Now..Yes..Good." walks around even more.

Up in front of the class Malfoy leans over to Harry. " You know Potter, this is interesting, us being partnered together with your nemises and my lord."

Harry just shrugged sitting back just as Malfoy was because they had completed their assignment within five minutes and received an 100 for today. " I guess it's going to fun. You know. My wildest fantasies are going to come true."

" Oh and what is that Potter?" Malfoy asked.

Harry smirked. " I will finally get to see you naked."

Draco sputtered and coughed looking away with a flush to his cheeks. He was about to respond back to that comment before his professor came back up and began speaking again. " Now that everyone has taken notes, and completed their assignments, your homework is to write a 6 inch paper on STDs, Condoms and Dildos, and have it on my desk before we meet for our next class. And your other part of your homework is to go to the hospital wing and get yourselfs checked out. No one can skip this assignment, it will be done, for I have sent a list of who is in my class to Madame Pomfrey and she will check off who she checks and sends it back to me so I know who showed up and who didn't. If you didn't you will fail. And it has to be done before we meet again. Now. Dismissed!" He said unlocking the door and made his way to his rooms so no students could bother him.

Inside his chamber he began to mutter. " Oh yes, this is going to be fun. Fun indeed. I cant wait to get to the other chapters where they will interact with eachother. Oh yes, fun indeed…And I will get to study Harry Potter and learn his habits to get my revenge for what he did to me when he was just a baby. Oh yes, REVENGE WILL BE MINE!" He begins to laugh maniacly into his room.

Out in the classroom stood a very timid Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. They had just heared their teachers words and were scared stiff. " What is he going to do to us?" They asked at once then raced out of the room to go find their friends to relay what they had just heard.

End of Chapter 1. Hope you folks enjoyed. It. Please Review! We love Reviews!

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