Title: The Perfect Job
Pairing: Josef/OC,Mick/Beth
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: Katrina is mine...that´s pretty much it.

Note: This fic is pretty much OOC,I´m aware of that BUT it was kinda fun to write.Hope you like it!

kudos to my beta,Melissa!

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When I came to LA, the first thing I did before finding a nice comfortable place to stay was look for a job. I wasn´t actually planning on it, but since I barely had any money I thought ´Okay, go for it.´ So I did. I found; what I thought was the perfect job. I wasn´t wrong, by the way. It´s the best job I´ve ever had. The thing is, it took me quite some time to meet my employer. He was some sort of mystery to me. He stayed in his office all day, never walked out; not even for lunch, which I might say was something odd.
One day, I finally saw him. I thought I had to sneak into his office to take a good look at him but no; he walked out, smiled at me and left. As simple as that. I had no idea he was so young! But that´s not all. Two weeks after I met him, I heard a weird sound coming from his office. I walked in, careful not to make any noise, but as soon as I walked in, I regretted it.

A girl was being bitten by my boss. Mr. Konstantin.

I screamed so loud, I´m pretty sure everybody around the block heard me. He stared at me, shock in his eyes and let the young girl go. She was apparently fine and she didn´t seem to care about the current situation. He tried to explain himself to me, he really did; the thing was, I wasn´t willing to listen, let alone stay with him in the same room.

"If you could listen to me for a second," he said, walking toward me. I stood as close to the door as possible, in case he wanted to do to me the same thing he did to that poor girl.

"Please don´t kill me," was the first thing my not-so-audible voice could say. He blinked several times.

"I wasn´t going-" He stopped, a bit confused. "Didn´t Tracy tell you about me?" I shook my head. "She didn´t tell you I´m a vampire?" he asked. I was so scared I wanted to cry. He touched my arm and I pressed myself against the wall. "Okay, why don´t we talk for a second? I promise not to bite you." He smiled

That was a very, very bad joke!

I walked towards his desk and sat as quickly as I could in a chair. I looked at my shaky, sweaty hands, nervously. He, on the other hand, seemed very calm. "Okay, so I´m a vampire," he said, simply. He waited for me to say something, but I couldn´t move, let alone speak. "I guess you´re cool with it?"

"Cool with it?!" Then I found my voice. I raised my head to look at him. He was smiling, which somehow made me mad. "How can I be cool with it if I thought you were going to kill me?" I yelled. "Sir," I tried again, calmly.

"Yeah well, I´m not." He sat straight in his chair and stared at me. "If you want to quit, I´ll understand. I never had a problem like this since you´re the first assistant I´ve ever had."

Yeah, and I´ve never worked for a vampire before. "I can´t quit. I need this job."

"Good. So we´re cool?" I close my eyes and sighed deeply. "Yes, Sir."

"Don´t call me Sir, it makes me feel old┘call me Josef." He smiled broadly, showing perfect, white teeth.

"Yes Sir┘I mean, Josef."

"Okay. Now if you´ll excuse me, I have an important meeting to attend." He walked with me toward the door. I stopped for a minute and turned around to look at him. "Exactly how old are you?" I asked.

"Four hundred years old," he says, proudly. I don´t know if I should be shocked or scared. "Anything else you want to ask me?"

Oh yeah, like thousand more questions. "Nope, that would be it."

"Okay, so I´ll see you in a couple of hours." He leaves and I let my whole body fall into my chair. It was no wonder why he couldn´t ever find an assistant. He probably ate them! I shook my head and focused on my computer screen. Maybe if I behave, he won´t do the same thing to me.

TBC

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