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Italy: omfg ep 71 of Hetalia is hilarious
Sent at 4:54 PM on Thursday
Italy: hello
Sent at 4:55 PM on Thursday
Prussia: hey
Italy: omg RED BOXERS!
Which I kept IN MY BOXERS!
Prussia: YES:
Italy: lol
and Germany's like DON'T SAY THAT! YOULL MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A PERVERT!
Prussia: inortie
Italy: haha! One of my favorite episodeds
Prussia: I HAVE THIS HUUUGE PIECE OF CAKE
Italy: episodes*
lucky
Prussia: Like, so big it won't fit in my MOUTH.
Italy: what kind of cake
Prussia: idk
jeez.
Why would I know'
?
But it has sugar and chocolate chips
Italy: my other favorite ep is the one where they keep capturing me and using me as bait for Germany.
Prussia: YES.
Prussia: Doistu, doitsu! I was hitting on a cute girl but it was France in disguise! D:
Italy: lol
Prussia: And Germany's like =_=
Italy: in ep 71 were France takes home some "Party favors"
Prussia: :D
Italy: lol
Prussia: I went ice skating today
Italy: did you have fun?
Prussia: Yeah.
Lots of it.
Poland fell like 20 times. He stopped counting after 17.
I woke up early to meet Him.
like, twelve early. It was tiring.
Italy: ouch
Prussia: yeah.
because I was meeting Him at one, and then we iceskated at this place which is actually like a five minute walk from my house.
Italy: haha
also in ep 71 with the posters that say germany+Italy= heart
Prussia: AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT EXISTED.
Italy: lol fail
Prussia: YESSSS
GerIta is canon.-
SO VERY CANON
Italy: and the new theme song
Prussia: And Germany is totally the Holy Roman Empire with amnesia.
You are so totally Sweden.
Italy: i'm not Sweden!
Prussia: LIKE TOTALLY:
Yeh. You are.
Italy: am not!
Prussia: oh?
Italy: Swedens a creep!
Prussia: No, he's awesome!
Italy: I'M NOT A CREEP!
No he's not awesome!
Prussia: Of course, I the awesome Prussia, am awesome, but Su's not that bad! Jeez!
Italy: I like Germany
Prussia: The only sane one.
Italy: no, there is Greece and Japan
Prussia: Germany and England are the only ones with brains.
Italy: ENGLAND!
Prussia: And partially Japan.
Italy: ENGLAND'S AN IDIOT!
Prussia: HES SEXY!
Italy: what!
Prussia: :D
Italy: he's ugly
Prussia: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Italy: uhhuh
Prussia: Iggy is totally together with Alfred.
You don't have a CHANCE.
Italy: uh uh
Germany Germany help!
Prussia: USUK FTW!
Unless... UNLESS... You aren't are you? PLEASE TELL ME YOU AREN'T!
Italy: Germany! save meeeee!
i'm not what?
Prussia: I can't say it! They're evil, I tell you. OH GOD. YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU?
Italy: i am what?
a communist?
Prussia: A... a... A FrUK fan. UGH.
Italy: FRANCE+UK?
Prussia: DON'T SAY ITTT!
Italy: NEVER!
ewwwwwww
Prussia: Oh, thank GOD
Thank god.
Italy: no, i just like germany
Prussia: Pity.
Italy: why?
Prussia: He's taken.
Italy: who is?
Prussia: Germany.
Italy: by who?
Prussia: facepalm
Italy: ? what!
i'm not stupid
Prussia: You, MORON.
Italy: ok maybe a bit stupid...
Me, oh ya, I should've known that.
Prussia: I bet you will (Sigh) facepalm.
Italy: fuck
Prussia: lol
Italy: wait a minute...
NOT LIKE THAT!
AGHHHHHHH
EW EW EW EW EW!
Prussia: What?
Italy: I'M NOT A FU*%ING PERVERT!
Prussia: What just happened?
Italy: i didn't mean i liked Germany like THAT!
Prussia: Oh.
well, jeez.
You shoulda said so.-
Because, you know, he's already got a boyfriend.
Moron.
SPECIFY.
D:
Italy: sorry!
Prussia: Man, that cake was good.
*cake
Italy: i want cake tooooo! :'(
Prussia: TOO BAD
Italy: :'(
Prussia: My brother made it.
Italy: Germany! Prussia's being mean to me!
Prussia: I AM AWESOME.
West, it was only some fun!
Italy: wahhhhh
Prussia: Crybaby.
Jeez.
I'm gonna go play with Canada.
Italy: grrrrr, stupid canada
Prussia: Canada's my boyfriend, jeez. oh, will you keep France off my back, please? He's got this thing about me hanging out with Canada.
Italy: ok, ill try
Prussia: Thanks, Feli.
Italy: feli?
Prussia: Feliciano.
Italy: hmm?
wait a minute...
Prussia: Can't you remember your own nickname, Italy? Jeez, how unawesome
Now I won't share my awesome Zelda mints with you.
Italy: awww... i'm sowwy
Prussia: It's okay, Feli.
Italy: wait... if i'm Italy...
Prussia: Just remember the awesome nickname I gave you!
You're my little brother's boyfriend.
Italy: you're little brother?
Prussia: Yeah.-
Italy: who's your little brother
Prussia: You're West's boyfriend, aren't you?
O_o
Italy: west?
Prussia: How can you not remember your own boyfriend?
He gives you pasta, hangs out with you and Japan?
Italy: GERMANY, GERMANY HELP! PRUSSIA'S CONFUSING ME!
Prussia: memory loss or something?
Italy: ummm
Prussia: Do you not know we're related or something?
Italy: well, no
Germany: leave the poor idiot alone
Italy:Thanks Germany!
Prussia: Jeez, calling my little bro like that and not even realizing I'm his older brother?
Italy: ya?
Prussia: Oh, hush, little brother.
You can't tell Italy what to do.
He doesn't even realize we're related!
Italy: Germany?
Prussia: I'm talking to Germany, you silly, Feli!
Italy: Germany help ! I don't like your brother
he's being mean to me!
Prussia: Germany, your boyfriend's being confused.
Are you sure he doesn't have memory loss?
Sent at 5:28 PM on Thursday
Germany: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM! A FUCKING PERVERT!
Italy: PASTA!
Japan: Facepalm
Prussia: He's totally kissing you behind the screens, West. He's your boyfriend.
Italy: He reads weird magazines too!
Germany: ITALY! :(
Prussia: So?
Italy: what?
Prussia: Of course he reads porn, he's Germany.
Jeez, West, don't scare the kids with it,
Italy: but Germany... you said.. you said... AGHHHH!
Prussia: See? West, you leave that stuff lying around, the young and innocent get scarred for life.
Germany: He's considered innocent?
Prussia: HOW UNAWESOME OF YOU
He's a little kid! At least mentally, if not physically.
But I don't know.
He's your boyfriend.
Germany:HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND! HE JUST SHOWS UP IN MY BED EVERY NIGHT!
Prussia: Face it, he's your boyfriend, West.
Do you even remember who I am, Italy?
Germany: IS NOT!
Italy:huh? Pasta?
Prussia: Shut it, West. I'm talking to Feli here.
Italy: PASTA!
Prussia: You remember me, kid?
Italy: umm... what country are you again?
Prussia: JEEZ.
o.e
YOU PEOPLE.
Italy: STOP YELLING AT ME!
Prussia: Surely my own brother remembers!
West, what country am I? YOU SHOULD KNOW.
Germany ummm...
Prussia: MY OWN BROTHER.
WE EVEN SHARE THE SAME LAST NAME!
Beilschmidt!
Italy: PRUSSIA!
?
Prussia: You're Ludwig Beilshmidt and I'm Gilbert Beilshmidt!
Finally, someone remembers my awesomeness!
Germany: thanks bro
i
i i mean older one
Prussia: What are you going on about now? I don't understand you. Jeez, how unawesome.
Italy: PASTA!
Prussia: Go leech some off of Germany.
Italy: GERMANY, GERMANY! PRUSSIA WON'T GIVE ME ANY PASTA!
Germany: (Sigh) here Italy
Prussia: Where's Canada gone? I'm hungry for some maple syrup.
Italy: I think he's with France
Prussia: Ugh.
France is a pain to deal with.
Stupid father figure.
Italy: GERMANY, GERMANY! I JUST GOT KIDNAPPED BY FRANCE! CANADAS HERE TO! HELP ME!
Germany: excuse me for a moment
Prussia: Go get Canada, too, will you?
Sent at 5:41 PM on Thursday
Prussia: I'm still here.
I just spammed America.
So now he won't catch me.
Sent at 5:44 PM on Thursday
Prussia: TWIEC
*TWICE
Sent at 5:51 PM on Thursday
Germany: God dammit Italy, i told you not to talk about the magazines,
Oh, here's Canada
Prussia: Who?
Italy: PASTA!
Germany: No Italy, not pasta, Canada
Prussia: ...Who?
Germany: C-A-N-A-D-A
Prussia: O_o Who's that?
Germany: you asked me to get him for you
Prussia: Oh, yeah, Sorry, Mattie.-
Come over here, Mattie!
Canada: its ok
Prussia: You're on my side!
Italy: ?
Gilbert: West and Feli are over there, so you get to be with me!
Canada: ...Aw, Maple...
Sent at 6:10 PM on Thursday
Italy: PASTA!
Gilbert: Didja bring any maple syrup, Mattie? I'm huuuunnnggrrryyyy!
Canada: Yes, Prussia, just gimme a second. I gotta get it out of my bag.
Gilbert: Hurry uuuuupppppppp!
Canada: Here you go! Take it!
Gilbert: nomnomnomnomnom
Italy: do you have any pasta?
Canada: No, Feliciano.
I don't have any pasta.
Italy: aww
Prussia: Get some from West, Feli! Gimme some free time with Canada~!
Italy: Germany?
Germany:yes Italy
Italy:can i have some pasta?
Germany:Yes Italy
Italy:PASTA!
Sent at 6:16 PM on Thursday
Germany: Your welcome Italy
Prussia: Oh, Hetalia. I forgot how amazing your accents are in the dub.
Italy: same
hey Prussia?
Prussia: I LOVE IT!
"Iggy: Am I Catholic... or Prodestant? I don't know..."
Italy: i have a question
Prussia: Hmm?
Italy: can i post this on ?
Prussia: Post what?
Italy: this chat
Prussia: Yeah, I mean, look at the awesomeness here! You just have to label it as a awesome!
FIVE METERS.
Italy: ok thanks
i'll edit it and post it tomorrow
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