Loki of Asgard is currently waiting for the elevator. He wants to go to that fast food restaurant he saw on his way in, called McDonalds or something, and buy some french fries. According to Tony, it was the 'best stuff' in the world and he should definitely try some. Plus it will be a bonus if he manages to make everyone kneel before him while he eats. He wasn't sure why humans use elevators, however they are quite useful in ways that Loki can't put a finger to. Beautiful metal doors sliding open, and then the air conditioned room, blank, clean, perfect. He wasn't sure why he was staying here in the first place, but he knew he was in some place called the 'Trump International Hotel' or something. Rogers booked a room for him to stay till Thor comes back to pick him up. The irony of all this.
The door up front opens. However instead of clean blank space that he expected, another spectacle came to view. Loki raises both of his eyebrows. A man wearing a ridiculous outfit stands there, fingering his rusty gun hooked to his side.
"Aye there mate," he says, looking up. Loki shrinks back when he sees the man's outrageous layers of makeup around his eyes.
"Uh… hey," he replies warily, a dozen ideas running through his mind. Since when were there mortals like him? This man is clearly insane, if not, definitely from another planet or so. He was still contemplating whether to go in or not when the door starts to close.
"Whoa!" The man yells, sticking his hand past so the door retracts again. "You coming in or not?" He makes a jerking motion at the room he's standing in.
Loki hesitates for a moment, running the odds in his head. He can choose A, skip the elevator and walk 32 flights or B, ride the elevator with this crazy man yet save a lot of time and effort.
"Uh, yes, yes, I'm going on," he quickly says and steps in elevator. A mad grin lights up on the strange man's face, his white and blacked teeth showing as he smiles broadly at him.
"Captain Jack Sparrow," Makeup man says. "Wanna see ma jar of dirt?"
Before Loki can change his mind, the door of the elevator slid shut. Please Odin don't let me die here, Loki thinks desperately. The elevator begins to go down. And then the door opens, again.
Reviews are welcomed. The only reason Captain Jack Sparrow is already in the elevator is because he is awesome and magical. Next one, will still be in Loki's point of view since Gunter's point of view would just be: what are these people I like green dude's cow horns.