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Too Handy To Kill

By Flamewater

"You are embarrassing little one." Murkuro stated bluntly and he shook his head. "That pose was ridiculous just like your box weapon."

"I'm not ashamed to be seen with you despite your hair looking like a purple pineapple." Fran commented flatly and the back of the frog hat was stabbed by Mukuro. "Oh, ouch that hurt. Master, Why are you so sensitive? Does that question sound perverted?"

"You are too cheeky for your own good." Mukuro commented smoothly, his eyes looking at Fran's box weapon, and shook his head. "Maybe the enemy would laugh themselves to death or Belphegor will kill you, but regardless it ends in death."

"Your box weapon is an owl and others might think you are old. Do you think you are wise, Master." Fran said dully and placed a hand under his chin. "Should I check your pineapple hair for any white hair?"

"If I do have any white hair it is your fault, little one. Anyone else would be dead for the comments that you make towards me, but somehow I let you live." Mukuro stated calmly as he once again stabbed the back of the frog hat. "Maybe so you can annoy and perhaps make the Varia members wish they were dead."

"Oh that is cold, Master. I don't make others wish themselves dead." Fran commented bluntly and then tilted his head. "Although, Maybe they think that to themselves at night and I just do not know it. Should I ask them if I make them want to kill themselves? I think they mostly have the urge to kill me at times, but yet unable."

"I taught you well little one." Mukuro said smoothly as he looked away from that ridiculous and eye sore of a box weapon. "You are too handy for them to kill."

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