This is my friend's story, not mine! I know that I haven't written in like...-coughs-years-cough, but I AM writting one now, I promise! I'm just being a lazy bum. :)

...What?

Well ya, this is my friend's. She's crazy...CRAZY!Ya, like me! Hehe! So the story is kinda stupid...Maybe...

Disclaimer: Neither of us own Cowboy Bebop in any way or form. If we did, Spike would be mine, despite what my friend(the author of this story...Hi Bree!) believes...I've watch the show since I was like seven, darnit! He belongs to me!

...Ahem On with the story.

"FASTER! HARDER!"

Fay screamed; she was anticipating more as the night went on,

"Fay I can't go any faster!" Spike said as he moaned, he was growing tired and weary,

"C'mon yes you can!" Fay yelled, "Go faster, the more you do it the better it'll be!"

"I can't!" Spike said as he stopped causing friction between the two, "I just can't..."

"What's wrong Spike?" Fay said as she moved closer to him, Spike leaned away from her, turning his back against her.

"I've never dont this before..." Spike mumbled through tears, "I can't do it because I never have. Are you happy now?" Spike said, sniffling as the tears rolled down his face.

"Ah Spike, it's ok, I can teach you. It's not that hard to do." Fay said while rubbing his back, "All you have to do is position yourself."

"I tried that already and I just can't!" said Spike, his confidence was lowering as the night went on, "I just want to please you..."

"Don't worry, doing it the first time is always hard but I know you can do it, I mean look at that thing, you can definately please me!" Fay said astonished, it was so big!

"I just, I dunno if I can aim it right, It's so hard to control..." Spike said, it was true, something that big? He might hurt himself in the process.

"Here, let me try and you follow me ok?" Fay said reasurring Spike.

"Ok...but I dunno if you can do it either." Spike said.

"Oh trust me, i've done this millions of times, I mean look at me!" Fay said confidently.

"Ok, so first you want to find the right spot and start going nice and slow. Are you following?" Fay said as she demostrated carefully.

"Yeah! Oh my god Fay you're doing really well, go faster!" Spike said, excited.

"Be patient! You have to be careful, I might hurt myself!" said Fay, getting irritated.

"Ok, so anyways, then once you've found ur target, you can start speeding up. Faster and harder, once you're there, then it's easy!" said Fay, "You got it?"

"Yeah, I think I do." said Spike, he was pondering over whether Fay should lead all the time.

"Great, now you can do it!" Fay said smiling.

"Don't you think we've done enough already? I mean you basically did it for me." Spike said.

"No you have to do it now! How are you going to learn? With me always on top teaching you? NO! I need some satisfaction that you did something too!" Fay screamed.

"Gosh, I don't like you teaching me..." Spike mumbled.

"WHAT!" Fay yelled at the top of her lungs, "After all I did with you?" her face began turning red...uh oh!

"I mean- who knew that hammering a nail could be so hard?" Spike asked. He was scared of Fay, I mean after all she did hammer that nail good.

"Yeah, that's what I thought..." Fay said folding her arms.

"Yeah I could never do a perfect job like that, I mean the wall isn't damaged and the picture of us and Ed will stay on there perfectly!"

"I know huh?" she said, "But next time you do it yourself! I'm not helping you anymore!" she said as she stormed off with such confidence.

"God girl's are such a pain in the-"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" Fay screamed before he could even finish his sentence, she had a hammer in her hand and he decided to run before she could do any damage.

END

haha I tricked you peoples! You thought it was dirtiness! hehe

Twilight: Toldyou it was s-s-stupid. :DBut you like it, you know it. :)