shadow was playing some motherfucking call of d00ty and if you don't like taht game you can go suck my long schlong. he was so fuckin pro at it that he literally killed almost fuckin eveyryone cuz hes so fuckin MLG pro bitch. he suddenly lost to a fuckin 5-year-old noob and raged so danm hard. ''fuck it. i need some food for dis shit" shadow said. he grabbed his 300 dollar iPhone XD and he called teh pizza shop.
''hello? ill have a fuckin large cheseburger with no lettuce and fuckin french fries and some fucking soda cuz im so mother fucking hungry and no edgy person should be hungry'' shadow said. ''okay that will be 666 cents'' the fast food shop employee who was phone said.
3 hours later, the pizza finally arrived. shadow continued to play call of booty while eatign tha pizza.
suddenly, clownpiece the patriotic clown 2hu broke into his house. ''FUCK YEEEAAAH GIMMIE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN MCDONALDS AND SHIET" she said "m8 thats not mcdonalds food thats burger king food do you understand now you stupid loli" shadow said as he lost to the same 5-year-old n00b on call of doo-doo ''YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII'' clownbitch screamed as she stole shadow's food.
shadow used his chaos control powers or something to get to clownpiss. they had a battle over not mcdonalds food and now shadow is bamboozled with star and stripes danmaku. then, shaodow used chaos control and now clownpeice is now screwed.
but then, they both shared tha fast food and now they have seven kids. the end.