Raja Tears: Man I feel good!
Ray: ME TOO!
Lamb: Why?
Ray: We went to that Bake Sale thing for Cotton Candy's Dad and volunteered.
Lamb: Was it that fun?
Raja Tears: It was Freakin' A! We got to yell at people for hours!
Ray: Yeah. Even Lay He was there!
Lamb: Now I wished I was there!
Raja Tears: Well I'm writing a story about what happened today. Only it's going to have Inuyasha characters in place of us. So...I own nothing. You know. Except for Ray on the weekends! Also this stuff just happened like three hours ago and if you live around Rackport then you most likely saw us being retarded. I'm changing some things though. So I got to say this was for a good friends, Cotton Candy, of ours father. His dad has medical problems and they have a lot of bills. So we helped with a benefit for CC's dad. So of coarse I have to make a stupid story about my CRAZY day! Hope you like!
Bake Sale Over There!
Chapter 1: We Need To Sing Something
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A Shelby Cobra '65 drove around the corner at 147 miles per hour, running the stop sign and zipping through a red light. A car swerved to avoid colliding with the fast moving car and slammed into the right side a semi. The Cobra just zoomed around another corner and disappeared, leaving a man crushed with in his car and a died child in the back seat. But no one cared about that because there was a bake sale benefit the women in the Cobra were late for!
The Cobra suddenly stopped in front of a pottery shop. The shop had little statue's in front of it and also two little stands. One of the stands had Cream cheese pies, Banana nut bread, brownies, and other goods on it. The other had BBQ pork, beans, chips, and drinks on it. The two doors of the doors of the Cobra and out stepped two girls. Both were short, each others cousins, 14, and had on hoodies. A boy around they age walked up to them calmly. He had silver hair that went to his waist and didn't show any emotions. At all.
"Ray, Lay He. You are both late and where are Kagome and Fatty? Were they not going to help with this benefit?" Sesshoumaru questioned with a growl at the mention of the girl named Ray. He really didn't like the way she would cling to him. Like she was doing now. Ray smiled up at Sesshoumaru. She looked more like his daughter then a crazed fan girl.
"Don't worry Sessho! They'll be here in a nano second with the speed they are going at." Ray stated with an intelligent gleam in her eyes. Oh wait! That was just the light reflecting off the retarded- ness she always had.
Muffled voices were heard. Then a bang sounded out. Sesshoumaru looked around to locate where the noise was coming from as the banging continued. He walked closer to the back end of the car. The noises becoming louder and louder. They abruptly stopped when he laid his hand on the handle of the tiny trunk. He glanced to the hood to see Lay He and Ray smiling at him. With a sigh he flung it open, knocking the girls from their perch. He peered in only to see nothing.
"That's strange. I could have sworn I heard something coming from in here." Pondered Sesshoumaru aloud. He began to lower the top down, but he saw something move in the shadowy space. He bent over to get a better look at what it was. A Willow Tree shot out of the confinement of the car, suddenly. The branches were going crazy everywhere. One of them reached out and stroked the side of his face. It then gently pushed his bangs to the side. At that point two fairly tall 14 year old girls jumped out from the top of the Willow Tree. They did a few laps around the automobile and came back to stand beside Ray and Lay He, who were now standing behind Sesshoumaru. The Willow Tree continued to play with Sesshoumaru's bangs. A thing that every girl and a lot of boys wanted to do.
"Not now Will!" Fatty whispered into a knot on the Willow Tree.
"Yeah! You might scare off Sesshy with your forwardness." said Lay He. She blushed a scarlet red and ran her hands along Kagome's legs. That skimpy skirt riding up slightly, yet never showing her shame.
"Be gone with you demon," Ray cried out to the Willow Tree, "Back to wince you came and leave MY man alone!" She pulled a crucifix and Holy water out of her back pocket. Holding up the cross with one hand she started to throw the Holy water on everyone and everything. The Willow Tree gave a mighty shudder and retreated back to the darkness of the tiny trunk. All the girls cheered at their great accomplishment. A pain filled scream pierced their celebration. They turned to see Sesshoumaru rolling around on the ground. Smoke coming off his skin.
"HEY! SMOKING KILLED MY MOTHER AND RAPED MY FATHER!" Kagome lied. Fake tears began their way down her cheeks.
"See I told you Sesshy would begin to act stupid with us." Lay He told Fatty. Ray walked closer to Sesshoumaru and pulled out five metal sticks from her back pocket. She then pulled out a big pack of hot dogs and put one on each of the sticks. She held the hot dogs on the stick above the now passed out form of Sesshoumaru.
"I wonder why Sesshy was screaming." Fatty wondered.
"It's because Sesshoumaru is a demon and Ray threw Holy water on him." stated Lay He. She took a bite out of the hot dog Ray handed to her. She looked up to see everyone staring at her.
"How did YOU know that?" Kagome asked. Lay He reached over to Ray and pulled a thick packet of papers out. She flicked through it until she reached the last page.
"It says so in the script that we were supposed to read and follow, but none of us did." Lay He answered while pointing at the print on the page.
"Oh! What were we supposed to do then? Sing at a bake sale!" Everyone laughed at the joke that Ray made. Even Sesshoumaru, who had awoken from his pain induced sleep, had laughed. Only one didn't. Lay He was hunched over the scripted reading it. She must've had a headache since she couldn't read. That dumb brode!
"Ummmm...actually we were." At this everyone stared at Lay He. She wasn't the brightest crayon in the box. To be right twice was a miracle! TWICE!
"Where are we going to find a bake sale?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"Wait! I think we're at one!" Yelled Fatty. Suddenly everyone remembered why they were there.
"Okay. We'll go hold up signs and get people to come here and you give out the food and take the money." Ray ordered Sesshoumaru. It was like going to the future of love. The girls walked over to this HUGE pole by a three way intersection and stood.
"What now?" Come from Lay He.
"We need some signs of coarse!" Kagome exclaimed.
"Were are we going to get those?" Ray pondered with a stupidity of a beaver. Fatty reached into Ray's back pocket and pulled out four poster papers and a marker. No one really questioned how she fit all that in her back pocket or why the stuff was there.
"How did you get all that in your pocket? Why would you even want to?" questioned Jaken, but he wasn't really anyone so the girls ignored him and wrote BAKE $ALE on all of the posters. Jaken just shriveled up and died. They stood with their newly finished posters and started to wave them at people. That got boring fast. This is when it started to get stupid in here. Oh wait! Ray was there the entire time!
"We need to sing a song!" Kagome said out of complete boredom.
"Oh? Like what?" asked an equally bored Ray. Lay He smiled and started to sing.
"When you walk away" The rest joined in now. "You don't hear me say. Please, oh baby. Don't go. Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight. It's hard to let you go."
Fatty stuck out her leg in the street and pulled up her pants to her thigh. Hair spilled out the wa-zoos and covered the ground. Lay He screamed in a husky manly way as she started to sink into Fatty's ferociously unshaven leg hairs. Kagome jumped into action and pulled out two weed wackers from Ray's back pocket. She handed the other to Ray. Together they wacked at the coarse hairs. The hairs gave out a high pitched shrill while it retreated back into the safe haven of Fatty's baggy black pants.
"We could sing Acuna Matata."Lay He suggested. They started to sing this while skipping around waving sighs at people who drove by. At least they killed the first 20 minutes of the long. Long. Benefit.
Lamb: That's what happen! Man I wished I was there!
Ray: To the letter.
Raja Tears: Well, we sang those songs and danced in the streets with the signs.
Ray: Yeah that's about all that's true.
Lamb: -Rolls eyes- Tard-o's. So is this the real story or did you have to retype it?
Raja Tears: Well my WordPerfect didn't unfreeze itself while I was at the drive- in, so I had to exit out of it. Luckily it somehow had a back up save on it.
Ray: I thought you didn't save it.
Raja Tears: I didn't, but my computer is weird like that. Any way. I think that was a good story! So read and review. Send Flamers if you want, cause I need a good laugh. Flamers are just so funny.