Authors Note: OK, I'm partially basing this off of 'Good Luck Charlie' but in FRIENDS form. So, Mondler got married in 1999 a few weeks before their son Jonathan was born and months later their daughter Lily came. Around this time, Rachel and Ross reunited then got married and had three kids: Emma, Jason and Jaci. Phoebe is married to a guy named Mike(yes the one in the show) and their two kids are named Matthew and Rayne. Oh yeah, Joey is married to Alex and they have two girl named Jennifer and Autumn. Everyone lives in Long Island and they still kept their apartments in the city. The gang all look like they did in Season nine(currently 'Tow the pedtrician') and they all hold the jobs that they did as of 'Tow the lottery'.
Scene: Their big Long Island house Kitchen (begins with Lily holding camera)
Lily:Hi Brooke! There you are, nine months old and look how cute you are! Yeah..And look how cute I am. It's your big sister Lily here and I'm making this video diary here to help you survive our...special family. Oh, hey looks like Dad taught you how to eat bananas. And there's Mom looking lovelier then ever this morning.
Monica: Not in the mood. Okay I think you've had enough banannas so we're switching to sweet peas! You're gonna love them, look Mommy think there so yummy ...(spit)
Lily: Very smart always let Mommy try it first, 'kay? (Scene switches to Family Room) Oh, there's your older brother Jonathan doing today's homework at the last minute as usual.
Jonathan: This isn't today's homework, it's yesterday's homework.
Lily: There's a chance you two will be in high school together. Oh, and there's Dad preparing for another's day work, he advertises for a living.
Chandler: Honey, come on, we've been through this. I don't advertise for a living, I'm in the advertising fleid.
Lily: Either way, (moves finger across neck, signaling 'dead') So, now you met the whole family.
Anthony: Forgetting somebody?
Lily: Anthony! No,no,no, I,I didn't forget about you! I was just saving the best for last! Brooke, that was your younger, older brother Anthony. (turns to Anthony) You want to say something to Brooke?
Anthony: You ruined my life.
Lily: Okay, so, it's taking Anthony a little longer to get used to you. Your kind of a suprise...
Anthony: Thought suprises were supposed to be good.
Lily: And Cut. (puts away camera)
Monica: Okay gang, listen up! I'm going back to work tonight at the resturant for the first time since Brooke was born. So I want everybody to stay at home and help Dad with the baby.
Llly: No Mom, I'm not going to be here tonight, I have a study date at the library.
Monica: Ugghh...
Jonathan: Don't you mean studly date? With Joshua?(makes kissing noises)
Lily: Oh save it for your pillow!
Monica: I'm sorry, Lily but you'are just gonna have to reschedule
Lily But Dad...
Monica: Chandler.
Chandler: Um, Dad's not available right now.
Lily: Mom, don't take this the wrong way, but why did you guys have to have another baby?
Monica: Well, because three kids were just too easy, three's for quiters!
Chandler: And Lily, you know better to schedule a study date with a boy I never met. Come on, as Dad it's my reponsibility to know every detail in my kids' life.
Anthony: Oh yeah? What school do I go to?
Chandler: Um..The school named after that president? (Anthony shakes his head) Hey, you know what? I drive you kids to school!
Lily: Let's go.
Anthony: But. I haven't even have had breakfast yet!
Chandler: Let's go.
Anthony:..most important meal of the day! (looks at kitchen) Never got it.
Chandler: Let's go. (motions at door)I gotta get you to mm..ro..Rossevelt?
Anthony: WASHINGTON!
Chandler: Got it.
[Scene: Living Room that evening.]
Monica: Chandler, honey, I'm leaving for work! Okay Honey, here's Brooke's when to feed her, when to change her, and when to put her down.
Chandler: Sweatheart, won't you relax? Big Daddy's got it all under control.
Monica: Okay just beacuse thats on your barbeque apron doesn't make it , if Brooke gets fussy, her rubber ducky will calm her down. They're all over the place, please be careful. They're all over the place.
Chandler: Honey, you seem to be forget I was fully involved in the raising of three kids.
Anthony: Well, yeah? When's my birthday?
Chandler: July 12th.
Anthony: November 23rd.
Chandler: Got it.
Monica: Good luck Brooke.
Brooke: ...
(Monica kisses Brooke)
Monica :Bye.
(Monica kisses Chandler , then leaves for work)
Anthony: Hey Dad.
Chandler: Yup?
Anthony: I have a homework question.
Chandler: Okay fire away.
Anthony: Can the average human lick his own armpit?
Chandler: Umm...(trys to lick his armpit) Yeah.
Anthony: Thanks.
Chandler: So what was that? Like a science question?
Anthony: Nope.
[Scene: Lily runs into Family Room]
Lily: I'll get it.I'll get it, I'll get it. Nobody else get it.(points to Chandler) Hi.
Joshua: Hi.
Chandler:: Hi, I am Lily"s dad.
Joshua: Nice to meet you sir.
Lily: Um, me and Joshua are studying for our biology test tomorrow.
Chandler: Are you now?
Lily: Yes, yes we are so could everybody please leave (referring to Lily)-not you.
Chandler: Lily.
Lily: Yeah.
Chandler: I thought your mom said no study date!
Lily: Yeah at the library.
Chandler: Oh right OK. So then you've talked to her about this.
Lily: Of course I did (Chandler nods) I mean I'm.. I'm pretty sure I did. I just talk to so many people about so many different things.
Joshua Why is there a giant dinosaur in your house?
Chandler: That my friend is the Jerusalem dinosaur better known by the laymen as the potato dinosaur. That's my wife's brother's dinosaur- he's a palentologist and I'm in the advertisement fleid.(mutters under his breath 'kill Ross')
Lily: Here we go.
Chandler: See my add on local cable. Advertisements Be There.
Lily: Yeah how do we make You be there?
Chandler: OK. You've got homework to do, I've got a diaper to change. Hers not mine. (Laughs) I ain't that. continues laughing). I'll be upstairs.
Lily: Anthony, out!
Anthony: OK, Fine. But when's that hot guy getting here?
Lily: (chases Anthony) OUT!
(Anthony runs into kitchen. Lily and Joshua sit on couch)
Lily: Kids.
(They start to pull out books)
Joshua: Man, I forgot my book at school.
Lily: Oh, that's ok. We can just... share mine (sit closer together). Is that ok?
Joshua: Perfect.
(Both smile and nod)
Lily: Good. Cause I'm all about the learning.
Joshua: Let me just grab a pencil
Lily: Yeah I might have one.
(Both look in bags. Joshua sprays his breath, Lily applies lip gloss)
Lily: I think I left my pencils at school.
Joshua: Me too (blows his breath at her)
(Sit and smile at each other for a few seconds)
Jonathan(off screen): Ladies and gentlemen! Jonathan and the Weirdos! (start playing music really bad)
Joshua: Wow! Sounds like you live right next to that weird Jonathan guy.
Lily: Yeah, he's not next door. He's downstairs. And he's my brother.
Joshua (shocked): Oh sorry!
Lily: Yeah, me too!
Anthony(from the kitchen): I'm hungry!
Lily: Then make yourself something!
Joshua: Wow, your feisty.
Lily: I know! Wait, I sound like my mom.
Joshua: You know, I like girls who can sound like their mom.
(They are just about to kiss until Chandler comes to the stairs with Baby Brooke)
Chandler: Hey, none of that while you are under my roof!
Lily: You sound like Uncle Joey.
Chandler: I'm very well aware of that.(Slips on one of Brooke's rubber duckies and falls on his ass. Brooke fell in his arms) Ah!
Lily: Dad are you ok?
Anthony: Woah, that was awesome!
Chandler: I'm gonna be fine. Tell Jonathan that we are going to your mother's restruant.
(Later on that evening)
Lily(On camera): So, Dad fell on his butt then him and Jonathan surpised Mom at her restruant.
Chandler: Good luck Brooke.