Author's Note: I WAS HIGH WHEN I WROTE THIS.
One day in Naruto world, Naruto felt like spamming his name all over the walls with a permanent marker.
"HEY GUYS!" he shouted, "I'M WRITING MY NAME ALL OVER THE WALLS! I'M SO COOL!"
Suddenly, someone grabbed his butt.
"AAAAAAAAAAHH!" he screamed, falling dramatically to the ground. He turned around and saw Gaara walking away, appearing angry as usual. "OH WHAT'S WRONG, GAARA?" called Naruto, "GOT SAND IN YOUR VAGINA?"
Gaara shot the finger before vanishing.
Just then Rocklee stepped in, "OH MY GAWD!" he squealed to Naruto, "CHOUJI SLAPPED MY BUTT! THEN HE MADE OUT WITH SOME RANDOM GUY, ME, SASUKE AND GAARA."
Naruto faced-palmed. "Rocklee," he said, "GO THE HELL AWAY."
Rocklee sighed dejectedly and walked away.
Naruto noticed his permanent marker was missing, "ROCKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" he yelled.
"WHOOPS!" smiled Rocklee, raising up both empty hands and making it obvious where he had hidden the marker when he spanked his own butt.
"AWWW GROSS!" exclaimed Naruto, "AAAAAWWW!"
"THAAAAAAAAAAT'S ROCKLEE!" Spoke a loud creepy voice as an invisible audience cheered, "Filmed in front of a live studio audience."
END.