Soubi and Ritsuka went to the natural history museum one rainy August day. Ritsuka was totally into dinosaurs and you know, Soubi was pretty much into anything. But Soubi wanted to actually see some dinosaurs, you know, get some inspiration, before they role played dinosaurs in the bedroom. So that is why, on this rainy August day, that Soubi dragged Ritsuka to the museum so they could get into the act.
"You betcha, by golly…" babbled Soubi as he took a bunch of pics of the rubber dinosaurs. "This is gonna be the best night ever."
Ritsuka was totally embarrassed. Some small chillens in the corner thought that Soubi was retarded, but actually, he just thought that making Ritsuka's first time extra special by role playing dinosaurs would make this a night to remember. I mean, as if losing your ears wasn't exciting enough, they were gonna do it dinosaur style.
Soubi need to warm up, so he gave out a mighty roar and began stomping around the museum in his long fluffy coat.
Ritsuka was heavily blushing but he followed after him. There wasn't much you could do when Soubi was off on one of his moments. Just the other day when they went to the circus….well…we won't get into that. However, it was one of those days that Ritsuka totally didn't want to deal with this. He reached into his pocket, took out a few shrooms, and ate them quickly. No way was he gonna deal with this.
Soubi continued stomping around. "Join me, Ritsuka. Ya gotta practice for our night capades."
Ritsuka, seeing the strange blend of Soubi and large dinosaurs, thought they must have traveled through time sometime during the day. To make up for this, he ripped off his clothes and lay down on the floor.
Unfortunately, they chose a bad day to go to the museum, because a bad case of the plague had just come raging through the museum, since the rats were spawning again. Ritsuka shouldn't be laying on the floor.
Soubi began chewing on Ritsuka's arm, certain this was some sort of game. He gnawed angrily, trying to make his best Tyrannosaurus-After-the-Kill impression. But Ritsuka began to grow scared.
Anyway, whatever. That museum trip was pretty fucked up, as was Ritsuka's mind trip. Good thing he didn't kill Soubi.
So they got home, and Soubi made them a large turkey because it was Christmas. Then, they got dressed up in leather zip on suits, with clawed mittens, footies, and tails, and the hoods with the little eyes on them and the teeth edged all around. They stomped around, roaring angrily, and tackled each other.
In the morning, they had forgotten how to be people. They broke open eggs with their teeth and ate them raw. Then later Ritsuka laid some eggs of his own and they became daddies. Sugar daddies. And then they lived in the backyard and didn't take many baths, except for the times when they got wet.
Soubi, although thinking he was a dinosaur and perpetually dressed as one, became a successful entertainer of children. He got a little violent once at a chillen party but you know how chillens are. They don't need very many limbs.
Ritsuka never got off the drugs, and dinosaurs don't fair well in rehab. One day, Ritsuka sat on the sidewalk, dejected. The phone rang. He picked it up. "Mrr?"
"GRARRRAGRRRGRGRGR!" cried Soubi into the phone. (That meant he was pissed off because Ritsuka wasn't at home and there was no dinner).
"GRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Ritsuka said back. (That meant shut the hell up, we'll go out later).
"Grrrrrar…" Soubi replied. (That meant whatev.)
Later, people felt sorry for the two and put them out of their mystery. They were happy as taxidermatized animals in the science museum for years after they were dead.