::/Sonic's POV
My name is Sonic the Hedgehog...and to be honest, I can't really tell whether or not , I'm in heaven or hell. Now, you may ask me: Why would I think such a thing? Well, it's a pretty awkward transition. Currently, I live in Buffalo, New York. I live with close roommates of mine as well. However, the fact that I live with them is mind-boggling. One of them is named Joy, who I can vouch for the fact that she is the most positive woman I have ever met. Sure, she's can be a bit too happy for her own good, but in the long run she knows what she is doing , especially acting as Mayor of Buffalo. I'm proud to call her my friend, to say the least.
The other roommate...in all honesty, I frequently question why I'm friends with him in the first place, let only why I'm his roommate. Daffy Duck is by far the most ridiculous person that I've ever met! He's obnoxious, arrogant, aloof, and really freaking lazy. Worst of all, he will do anything in his power to get what he wants, even as far as breaking every bone in his body. Believe me, I've witnessed that before...it was not pretty.
Anyways, I live in Buffalo, NY during the weekdays. In the weekends, however, Daffy and I travel to Santa Monica, California every weekend, to relax and take a load off. Joy usually doesn't join us, because she has a city to run, and is very busy. No worries, however. Luckily, I'm friends with a certain pair of sisters, who room with us in a Santa Monica summer home, near the Santa Monica pier, that we all share rent on, every weekend.
There names are Panty and Stocking Anarchy, and they are two angels who fell from heaven, due to their sins, and are currently trying to obtain enough of these "Heaven Coins", to be able to go back to Heaven. At least, that was their previous plan.
Now, they have decided to take a break from all of that and enjoy their sweet time here on Planet Earth, California specifically. Well, they live in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, during the weekdays, and they surprisingly, are General Managers at their own Foot Locker there. Yes, I'm a General Manager at a Foot Locker in Buffalo too. Pretty cliche of me right? Hehe...right.
You'd probably expect to be excited about my job, since it involves footwear. Think about it: I can run faster than the speed of sound, too fast for the naked eye to see. I would like to run around in place yelling, "Yeah, Foot Locker!" , every day i work there! But, i dont. It's not all that cracked up to be, i promise you! Although i can't imagine myself, being excited for any retail job to be honest. Can you imagine me saying stuff like, "Yeah, McDonalds!"or "Yeah, Starbucks!" or Yeah, Bed, Bath and Beyond!"while running in place like a dingus? Well, my fandom overall has taken a rather odd turn over the years, so to most of my fans, i would not be surprised.
But to sum it all up, a lot of misadventures happen, when a cartoon duck with issues, two angel sisters with issues, and a blue hedgehog with issues, room together in the wonderful land of Santa Monica, California. Many of these "misadventures" of which i am not proud of at all, are messed up. Some are very messed up! Other are just plain stupid. There are a rare few that are just plain embarassing. But, regardless of all of that, i like my weekends at Santa Monica...it's less weird than at Buffalo, that's for sure. Heh, Go figure!
When you know how messed up these stories actually are, you might feel sorry for me. Or, you might make a fanfiction about it with your favorite Hedgehog OC. Let's see what comes first!