Four A-List Hollywood actors, three busty porn stars, two Californian socialites, one (and a half) musicians, and one professional athlete. All under the same roof. Some are friends. Some will be enemies. All of them are secluded, frustrated and a little mischievous, which can only mean one thing: Antics are bound to ensue. Get ready to experience the unconventional journey that is Big Brother and enjoy all that it has to offer. Rated MA, because it will get very raunchy-proceed if you dare.
BROADCAST | Television viewer's POV. Provides a unique viewpoint of the story. Will always be contained within horizontal rules.
... | Scene switch. Usually occurs during broadcast.
[BLEEP] | Censoring. Only occurs during broadcast.
This story will be predominantly B/EPOV.
EPOV_
"You are to stand right here. Exactly right here, until you see that red light switch to green. Once you're given the go-ahead, you will walk through that archway," he points, "on your left. You will circle the around the stage and onto the dais to your assigned spot. When you get there, you will stand exactly there and are not allowed to move or talk to any other houseguests. You will..," I tune out the short, fat producer barking his tired-out instructions and focus in on his cheap, poorly-applied toupee that flops every time he moves his head a little too quickly. In a rush this morning, pal?
My attention departs from him completely and I observe the hustle-and-bustle of the backstage of Big Brother studios, I'm currently standing in the middle of. It's literally just me though. Well, as far as I can see. Where the fuck are the other stars?
Showtime is about five minutes away, and I'm actually kinda nervous. Not about the cameras, I'm not camera shy, but I don't like the idea of surveillance. What if I want to drink a beer or bust a nut, is America going to see that too?
"Yes, they will see," Toupee says, irritated. Fuck, I say that out loud?
"Yes," he spouts. Fuck! "I'm sorry," I respond.
"Are you done interrupting, pretty boy?" He asks. I shut my mouth obediently and nod. He continues talking and my eyes wander again. Fucker. I panic and look back down at him. Still talking. Okay, now I'm actually in my head. Phew. But seriously. What if this show destroys my fucking career? I'm thought to be America's sweetheart, thanks to my publicist, but I do enjoy the occasional dabble in things not-so-sweet. Being under constant surveillance by companies, my colleagues, my fans...it's kind of unnerving. This might have been a bad call.
"You get all that?" Toupee looks up from his paper and into my eyes. I'd bet if I said "No" that little hairpiece would fucking explode. "Yup, I got it," I chuckle and stand in my 'exact' spot. My eyes are locked on the little indicator light, waiting on it to flicker green. That little bulb would be the starting point of the next three most unconventional, invasive months of my life. I have absolutely no idea what's in store, which slightly freaks me out but ultimately excites me like no other.
Flick, I see green.
No turning back now.
BROADCAST_
"The A-list, the B-list, the rumors and the showmance. Playing the Big Brother game is like a taste of Hollywood. And this summer Big Brother is bringing Hollywood to you like never before, along with a twist that shoots the game to a whole new level. How well would you fare amongst the stars? Good evening, I'm Jenny Tulworts, and welcome to the Celebrity Edition of Big Brother."
It's a house like no other. Where 72 cameras follow your every move and 96 microphones capture your every word. Welcome to the Big Brother House. Tonight, twelve well-known celebrities, will enter this house with one goal in mind: To be the last one standing. They will live in total confinement, absolutely cut off from the outside world. Every week, the house guests compete for food, luxuries, and most importantly.. POWER.
Each week, they will vote to evict one of their own until only one of them remains to claim the prize. TWO MILLION dollars and representation from Vilhelmena PR Company, solidifying a spot on the A-List.
Tonight, an unforgettable summer is about to begin on Big Brother: Celebrity Edition.
...
Jenny Tulworts:Tonight, the celebs will enter the house for the first time. Some have already met and hit it off, while others may not be very fond of a few of their fellow houseguests. From an overpaid athlete, to an underdog B-Movie actor. From a Californian celebutaunte, to praised adult film starlets; The occupations and hierarchies of the celebs in the house vary greatly on the spotlight spectrum, but they all have one thing in common: a burning desire to win the grand prize. We'll bring them all out in a few minutes, but first, let's meet the house guests."
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Jenny Tulworts: First up, Tanya, Lauren and Jessica Balsak. The Adult Film Stars.
Unison: Hi, we're the Balsak sisters!
Lauren: We are very suckcessful adult film stars based out of Miami, Florida.
Tanya: The three of us met when we were little girls, and we all pretty much grew up together.
Jessica: Like actual sisters.
Lauren: Right. Our birthday's are all in May and when we turned eighteen—Jessica, I believe— suggested we go to this certain audition.
Jessica: It seemed like a sizable opportunity at the time.
Tanya: Sizable indeed.
Lauren: Hey, now!
Jessica: Anyways, we're, like, extremely excited to be on the show!
Lauren: I am absolutely sure one of us will win!
Tanya: Even if we have to [BLEEP] our way to the top!
Lauren: OMG Tanya! That's sensitive information!
Jenny Tulworts: Class acts, aren't they? Next up, Emmett McCarty. The Professional Athlete.
Emmett: Hi, I'm Emmett McCarty, I'm the head quarterback and face of the Seattle Seahawks. I run a 4.2 and have a smile brighter than stadium lights.
Sure, I'm fairly well-off, but I'm the biggest fan of Big Brother and I believe this is an amazing opportunity. To team up and compete against other
A-listers—some of which are already my friends—just sounds like an offer I simply cannot refuse. So, bring it on. Let's do this [BLEEP]!
Jenny Tulworts: Alright, Go Team! Next, we have Taylor Crowley. The Struggling Musician.
Tyler: Hi guys, I'm Tyler Crowley. You may have heard my latest album, Better Than Beliebers, it's sold at all Target super-centers in Wyoming, Montana and
most of Utah. Music is my life and I'm absolutely sure that winning this competition will throttle my career into high-gear! I am in it to win it!
Jenny Tulworts: Thank you, Tyrone. From Fresno, California we have Mike Newton. The B-Movie Actor.
Mike: Howdy, all! My name is Michael Newton. I'm a dreaming actor, simply looking to win an oscar some day. I'm excited to compete on Big Brother, because it can help further my career, plus Bella Swan isn't hard to look at, can I get an amen? I know she won't be able to resist my charm! I can't wait! Wait.. she is gonna be there, right? Right?...
Jenny Tulworts: Next up is The 5 foot tall Mega-Socialite, Alice Brandon.
Alice (off-camera):Wait, what the [BLEEP] do you mean 'no contact with the outside world?'... I have to, you ass! Fashion Week is next month. Diablo, why are there paps here!? They're not pa—? Oh.. Well, they're here, we will discuss this later.
Alice (on-camera): Hey guys! I'm Alice Brandon, fashion elitist. I'm Associate Editor-in-Chief at Vogue, and own a clothing line called Breaking Dawn. Um, I'm excited to compete in challenges and stuff. Should be amusing. I hope. If I know one thing, it's that Bella better be there cause Diablo signs me up for this without my consent and then he tells me no phones and TV's and [BLEEP] and I don't [BLEEP][BLEEP] appreciate that, 'cause you guys know that I'm—
Jenny Tulworts: Sorry for the technical difficulties. Next we have Angela Weber, The multi-million record-selling Indie Pop-Star.
Angela: Hi, my name is Angela Weber. I write and record music under Sun Warmth Records. I'm honestly psyched for the show, competing should be fun.
Producer: So which Houseguests do you think you'll befriend quickly, and are there any you're not very fond of?
Angela: Look at you guys already trying to stir the pot. I think I'm an easy person to befriend, so making allies shouldn't be too hard.
Producer: And what about potential enemies? Not too long ago, there was a tweet war between you and Houseguest Alice Brandon. Will that affect your game?
Angela: Haha, that's a loaded question. Hm, well this is awkward. Um, I'm going into the house with an open mind. However, I will tell you that when I signed up for this I was told that Alice Brandon would not be partaking in this competition. Turns out—in true Big Brother fashion—someone lied. But I can deal. Anyway, I can't wait to kick some.. wait, am I allowed to say this?
Producer: Sure.
Angela: To kick some ass!
Jenny Tulworts: Up next is Jasper Hale, a handsome, six-time Oscar-nominated Cowboy Movie Star.
Jasper: Hey y'all, my name is Jasper Hale. I'm not really a man of many words, all I have to say is that this should be fun. I'm not dead set on starting up a showmance, but we'll see. Mostly, I can't wait to hang out with my buddy Edward and make some new friends along the way. I love you all.
Jenny Tulworts: Short and sweet. Up next, coincidentally, is Jasper Hale's stunningly beautiful twin sister, Rosalie Hale. The Oscar-winning actress.
Rosalie: Alright, let's make this quick. Hi, I'm Rosalie and I'm here to kick some [BLEEP][BLEEP] ass.. And maybe even chew up a few hot guys along the way. I'm ready, I'm psyched, so let's do the damn thing.
Jenny Tulworts: The Desirable, Worldly famous Socialite, Bella Swan.
Bella: Hey there, Big Brother fans. Bear with me, I'm not really used to this whole talking into the camera thing, but I'm really super thrilled about being a part of this show. Alice will be there with me so we can work together to find ways to contact the outside world. Just throwing that out there. Um, I heard that you guys casted some really attractive men on the show, so I'm floored for that. And... yeah. I'm ready for the challenge, so bring it on bitches.
Producer: Who did you hear we casted that you find attractive?
Bella: I won't tell, that is private information.
Producer: Privacy does not exist in Big Brother. Tell! America wants to know.
Bella: Haha, well, America I guess you are just going to have to wait and see, aren't you?
Jenny Tulworts: Last but most definitely not least, we have Edward Cullen. The multi-Oscar winning Actor and international sex symbol.
Edward (off-camera): Porn stars? Wow, are you [BLEEEP][BLEEP] serious? That's nuts! Jake, remind me to give you a raise for signing me— Hey, gotta go.
Edward (on-camera): Hi, everyone! I'm Edward Cullen. 23, I'm single. I like strawberry mimosas and long walks on the beach. Wait, wrong show? No, I'm kidding.. But really, I think Big Brother is a great opportunity to have some fun. I watch it every summer and am thrilled to be thrown into the mix.
Producer: Any particular game-plans you have going into the game?
Edward: I'm already great friends with two other houseguests, so hopefully we can use that to our advantage. I was also informed that there were some really fine ladies competing in the house, so y'know, maybe I'll even chalk up a showmance and take that somewhere. You'll see. Just know I definitely plan on breaking hearts. So let's get this show on the road!
EPOV_
"Now that you've got the chance to meet the house guests, let's bring them out.."
I've been anticipating this particular moment for the past two days. Facing the other house guests that I'd be co-habitating with for the next three months. As we file in from the sides two at a time, I'd begun to turn and introduce myself to the lovely lady behind me, but think better of it for the sake of the show and the sanity of Toupee.
"Welcome house guests, take a good look at the people around you.." Jenny says.
We do as she say and I was amazed at the number of decent looking people. Some are more plastic than others, but hey, whatever floats your boat, right?
But seriously Kudos to you BB, for casting such a starry bunch. I look at each of them, but my eyes stop on a brunette. I've definitely seen that face before, but the pictures of her on E! News didn't do her justice. I will definitely be working on her, she is exquisite. She catches me staring so I swiftly keep my eyes moving, and fist bump Emmett behind me. Good to have friends on the inside.
I glance back at Brunette and catch her staring this time. Aha! However, she's not shy. She shoots me a suggestive smile that makes my manhood twitch. I return a charming smile and, once again, keep my eyes moving. They stop in the back row, on three blondes giving me the lusty eyes.
I throw them my signature lopsided smirk, and not surprisingly, they all giggle, wave, and bat their extremely artificial eyelashes. Yep, definitely the porn stars.
I feel Brunette looking at me and I turn to meet her gaze. She looks disgusted and initially I'm not sure why. Then it clicks. She saw that exchange and now I'm the perverted, silicone-loving horn dog. Well fuck, I am guilty. If she thinks for even a moment I'm above seducing porn stars then she's got another thing coming.
Jenny Tulworts continues talking.
"Among these people could be your new best friend, or traitors that may stab you in the back. Inside the Big Brother house, anything can happen."
Ooh, I really like the sound of this.
"You are about to embark on a grueling, summer-long power struggle. Once you walk through that door behind you, you wont come out unless you've been evicted or win the two-million dollar grand prize-package. Is everyone ready to play?" The fucking moment of truth.
"Yes!" We all exclaim.
"The first six to enter the Big Brother house are Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Alice, Rosalie and Bella." I look at the brunette, who's smiling at the pixie. Her name must be Bella. That's right! Ryan Seacrest and company were covering what she wore to the Academy Awards. Bella Swan. The socialite.
"You all may claim your beds by placing your bags on them. Please enter the house now."
So what exactly can I put onto this Bella Swan to claim her? Semen? Agreed. God, I'm vulgar.
"Edward," Toupee whispers, "that's your cue. Move your ass!" Fuck you, baldy.
"I heard that." Fuck!
A/N: Tell me what you think! I really hope you're having as much fun with this story as I am! Just in case you're not familiar with Big Brother (and would like to know more) I've placed additional information below to give you an overall idea of the game. Thank you for reading!
Big Brother is a television reality game show that follows a group of "Houseguests" living together 24 hours a day in the "Big Brother" house, isolated from the outside world but under constant surveillance with no privacy for three months.
Houseguests compete to win the series by voting each other off and being the last houseguest remaining. One houseguest, known as the Head of Household [HOH; weekly title acquired by one houseguest. No houseguest can hold the position two consecutive weeks], must nominate two of their fellow houseguests for eviction.
The winner of the Power of Veto [POV; weekly power acquired by competition. Played by HOH, two eviction nominees, and three other random Houseguests] can remove one of the nominees from the block, forcing the HOH to nominate a different houseguest for eviction. If one of the three random house guests win, they can choose whether or not to use the POV at all. The safe houseguests then vote to evict one of the two final nominees, and the houseguest with the most votes is evicted. When only two houseguests remain, the last few evicted houseguests, known as the Jury, decide which of them would win the prize.
You can expect a mix of lots of Big Brother gameplay and twists, with the storyline, imagination and smut of a fanfic. Hope you enjoy!