(Screen comes on to a pitch black stage. In the center, two barely visible figures are sitting on a shape that appears to be couch. Suddenly the lights go up , nearly blinding everyone in the audience, as well as the two figures on the stage. Just as quickly as the lights went up, they go down, once again bringing the stage into darkness.[Chibi: (in the audience) Duo what have you done now!!])
Mysterious voice 1: Quatre get those damn lights right!
Mysterious voice 2: This is injustice! You nearly blinded me!
Quatre: (off screen) (Looking like he's going to cry [Chibi: Hey leave Quatre alone!!]) Sorry! I'm just a beginner and this is hard.
Mysterious voice 1: (Tossing Quatre a lollipop) Don't start balling on me now, Q-man.
Quatre: (Quickly unwrapping the lollipop and popping it into his mouth with an evil cackle) hehe (The lights go up and everyone is silent)
Person 1: Heya and welcome to our new show, Guy Talk! I'm your host, Duo Maxwell. And this is your co-host...
Person 2: I will not give out my name to millions of people! What about the secrecy of our missions and besides, Nataku wouldn't approve!!
Duo: If you don't, I will! (no response) I'll give you to the count of three. 1... (Silence) 2... (still silent) 3... (Nothing is heard except Person 2 jumping through the air to stop Duo) Fine! I'm going to tell them! This your co-host Wufei Chang! (Wufei drops to the ground as Duo bursts out laughing) Don't ya hate gravity?!
Wufei: I shall get you for this injustice!
Duo (ignoring Wufei): Anyway, as you can tell from the title this is a show for guys. Now Wufei'll introduce the people that put this show together!
Wufei: I will not!
Duo: (whispering) Wu-man don't do this to me!!
(A indistinguishable voice is heard from backstage)
Wufei: (looks backstage and gulps) Fine. As you have probably already guessed, our lighting expert is Quatre Rabarba Winner. (just after is name is said, Quatre walks on stage) Heero Yuy is our cameraman. (Heero comes on stage)
Voice backstage: Heero get your butt back and man the camera!! (Heero glares at someone backstage and returns to the camera)
Wufei: As I was saying before I was interrupted, Trowa Barton is our editor (After hearing, never mind you get the idea) And last, but not least, our director is (gulps loudly) M-chan. (He jumps behind the couch as a tall, slender woman with long, green hair and blue eyes walks on stage)
M-chan: Where's Fei-chan?
Duo: (evil grin) Behind the couch
M-chan: (looks behind the couch, finds nothing. She, then , spots him attempting to sneak off the stage and quickly gives chase) oh no you don't!!!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
M-chan: (pulling Wufei from out the door by his pony tail and hugging him tightly) Fei-chan!! Did'ya miss me?
Wufei: mphhh
Trowa: I believe the best course of action would be to continue with the show.
M-chan: (drops Wufei and gasps at Trowa. Wufei jumps behind the couch again) You spoke! (Chibi: *faints* [Quatre runs over to her])
(Quatre, Trowa and M-chan head backstage as Duo returns to his seat and grabs Wufei from behind the couch)
Duo: Alrighty then. Our topic today is women...
Wufei: (jumping up) WHAT?! WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING A WHOLE SHOW ON THE WEAK HALF OF THE HUMAN RACE?!
M-chan: (walking form backstage and over to Wufei) One more comment like that from you Wufei... (pulls her Magic Mallet of Doom and gives Wufei an evil smile) and you'll become a permanent stain on the upholstery. Understood?
Wufei: (cowering) yes
M-chan: good (gives Wufei a quick peck on the cheek and walks backstage once again)
Duo: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted (glares at Wufei), our topic today is women. Would you please welcome our guest, Sage Date!
Sage: (walks onto the stage) (to M-chan) Thank you for inviting me.
M-chan: (glares at Duo) it was all the baka's idea!
Duo: ^_^() Heh heh. She's just joking folks!
M-chan: *snort*
Duo: So I've heard that you are the big flirt/player at your high school.
Sage: That's right. As of right now, I have 3 girlfriends.
M-chan: (Right eyebrow starts to twitch)
Duo: (glances uneasily at M-chan) Aren't you ashamed to admit that on the air?
Sage: Not at all.
M-chan: (starts to count to 10)
Duo & Wufei: .....
Sage: What?
Duo: I guess if not ashamed to admit it, then neither am I. (holds up card) See I'm a member of the IFA. International Flirt Association.
Wufei: *snort* I should have known you'd be part of some stupid organization!
Sage: (looks at card) What's their phone number?
(M-chan is now seen being held back by Trowa and Quatre. She has gone red and steam is pouring out of her ears. Suddenly an evil grin appears on her face and M-chan walks backstage)
Wufei: So how many girlfriends do you have, Maxwell?
Duo: About.....
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
(Everyone is thrown off of their feet by the explosion. M-chan smiles smugly, despite the destruction.)
Angry female voice {Notice how I didn't say voices}: DUO MAXWELL!!!!! OMAE A KORSOU!!!!!
Heero (behind the camera): Hey that's my line!
Girl: SHUT UP, SPANDEX BOY!!!!!!
Heero: -_-() I don't wear spandex all the time. Just look at Endless Waltz!
Duo (ignoring Heero): Hiya Hilde! (notices Hilde's death glare and M-chan's smug smile) Meep! (runs for his life with Hilde close to his tail)
Sage (to Wufei): That is just like a woman to overreact, do you agree?
Wufei: -_- ... (Sees M-chan pull out a little red button) O.O!!! (Runs quickly away from the stage)
Sage (watches Wufei run away): He was sure in a hurry.
M-chan: }: ) hehe. I love my job ^.^V! *presses button*
Sage: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Is flung in the air by the one and only ejector button)
M-chan: That was satisfying. (looks at readers) well so much for having a good first show. -_- it was all Date's fault, I swear. Well all for now. Hope there's an episode two.
(lights fade out and the theme song starts to play...)
Hilde: HOLD IT!!!
(lights go back up and Hilde is seen holding Duo up by his braid.)
Hilde: I would just like to make it known that this guy (smashes Duo's face on the lens) is mine and any another claims to him shall be ignored. Thank you.
Everyone else: ^^()
(Lights go down and the theme song once again starts to play)
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Mysterious voice 1: Quatre get those damn lights right!
Mysterious voice 2: This is injustice! You nearly blinded me!
Quatre: (off screen) (Looking like he's going to cry [Chibi: Hey leave Quatre alone!!]) Sorry! I'm just a beginner and this is hard.
Mysterious voice 1: (Tossing Quatre a lollipop) Don't start balling on me now, Q-man.
Quatre: (Quickly unwrapping the lollipop and popping it into his mouth with an evil cackle) hehe (The lights go up and everyone is silent)
Person 1: Heya and welcome to our new show, Guy Talk! I'm your host, Duo Maxwell. And this is your co-host...
Person 2: I will not give out my name to millions of people! What about the secrecy of our missions and besides, Nataku wouldn't approve!!
Duo: If you don't, I will! (no response) I'll give you to the count of three. 1... (Silence) 2... (still silent) 3... (Nothing is heard except Person 2 jumping through the air to stop Duo) Fine! I'm going to tell them! This your co-host Wufei Chang! (Wufei drops to the ground as Duo bursts out laughing) Don't ya hate gravity?!
Wufei: I shall get you for this injustice!
Duo (ignoring Wufei): Anyway, as you can tell from the title this is a show for guys. Now Wufei'll introduce the people that put this show together!
Wufei: I will not!
Duo: (whispering) Wu-man don't do this to me!!
(A indistinguishable voice is heard from backstage)
Wufei: (looks backstage and gulps) Fine. As you have probably already guessed, our lighting expert is Quatre Rabarba Winner. (just after is name is said, Quatre walks on stage) Heero Yuy is our cameraman. (Heero comes on stage)
Voice backstage: Heero get your butt back and man the camera!! (Heero glares at someone backstage and returns to the camera)
Wufei: As I was saying before I was interrupted, Trowa Barton is our editor (After hearing, never mind you get the idea) And last, but not least, our director is (gulps loudly) M-chan. (He jumps behind the couch as a tall, slender woman with long, green hair and blue eyes walks on stage)
M-chan: Where's Fei-chan?
Duo: (evil grin) Behind the couch
M-chan: (looks behind the couch, finds nothing. She, then , spots him attempting to sneak off the stage and quickly gives chase) oh no you don't!!!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
M-chan: (pulling Wufei from out the door by his pony tail and hugging him tightly) Fei-chan!! Did'ya miss me?
Wufei: mphhh
Trowa: I believe the best course of action would be to continue with the show.
M-chan: (drops Wufei and gasps at Trowa. Wufei jumps behind the couch again) You spoke! (Chibi: *faints* [Quatre runs over to her])
(Quatre, Trowa and M-chan head backstage as Duo returns to his seat and grabs Wufei from behind the couch)
Duo: Alrighty then. Our topic today is women...
Wufei: (jumping up) WHAT?! WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING A WHOLE SHOW ON THE WEAK HALF OF THE HUMAN RACE?!
M-chan: (walking form backstage and over to Wufei) One more comment like that from you Wufei... (pulls her Magic Mallet of Doom and gives Wufei an evil smile) and you'll become a permanent stain on the upholstery. Understood?
Wufei: (cowering) yes
M-chan: good (gives Wufei a quick peck on the cheek and walks backstage once again)
Duo: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted (glares at Wufei), our topic today is women. Would you please welcome our guest, Sage Date!
Sage: (walks onto the stage) (to M-chan) Thank you for inviting me.
M-chan: (glares at Duo) it was all the baka's idea!
Duo: ^_^() Heh heh. She's just joking folks!
M-chan: *snort*
Duo: So I've heard that you are the big flirt/player at your high school.
Sage: That's right. As of right now, I have 3 girlfriends.
M-chan: (Right eyebrow starts to twitch)
Duo: (glances uneasily at M-chan) Aren't you ashamed to admit that on the air?
Sage: Not at all.
M-chan: (starts to count to 10)
Duo & Wufei: .....
Sage: What?
Duo: I guess if not ashamed to admit it, then neither am I. (holds up card) See I'm a member of the IFA. International Flirt Association.
Wufei: *snort* I should have known you'd be part of some stupid organization!
Sage: (looks at card) What's their phone number?
(M-chan is now seen being held back by Trowa and Quatre. She has gone red and steam is pouring out of her ears. Suddenly an evil grin appears on her face and M-chan walks backstage)
Wufei: So how many girlfriends do you have, Maxwell?
Duo: About.....
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
(Everyone is thrown off of their feet by the explosion. M-chan smiles smugly, despite the destruction.)
Angry female voice {Notice how I didn't say voices}: DUO MAXWELL!!!!! OMAE A KORSOU!!!!!
Heero (behind the camera): Hey that's my line!
Girl: SHUT UP, SPANDEX BOY!!!!!!
Heero: -_-() I don't wear spandex all the time. Just look at Endless Waltz!
Duo (ignoring Heero): Hiya Hilde! (notices Hilde's death glare and M-chan's smug smile) Meep! (runs for his life with Hilde close to his tail)
Sage (to Wufei): That is just like a woman to overreact, do you agree?
Wufei: -_- ... (Sees M-chan pull out a little red button) O.O!!! (Runs quickly away from the stage)
Sage (watches Wufei run away): He was sure in a hurry.
M-chan: }: ) hehe. I love my job ^.^V! *presses button*
Sage: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Is flung in the air by the one and only ejector button)
M-chan: That was satisfying. (looks at readers) well so much for having a good first show. -_- it was all Date's fault, I swear. Well all for now. Hope there's an episode two.
(lights fade out and the theme song starts to play...)
Hilde: HOLD IT!!!
(lights go back up and Hilde is seen holding Duo up by his braid.)
Hilde: I would just like to make it known that this guy (smashes Duo's face on the lens) is mine and any another claims to him shall be ignored. Thank you.
Everyone else: ^^()
(Lights go down and the theme song once again starts to play)
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}: ) I love being an evil ppl. Well How do you like it? send reviews. thanx!