Even Strippers Need Love

KendallxLogan & JamesxCarlos

Rated M

Disclaimer: I don't own Big Time Rush, its characters, or its extensions

Even Strippers Need Love

Chapter 1

Kendall Knight sighed as he let the warm water from the shower cascade down his naked body. He had just finished up his hockey practice (a full two hours after it ended with the team) and had decided to utilize the shower in the locker room before meeting up with his friend James Diamond.

James had been Kendall's friend since they were in middle school and even though they chose different career paths, they were still the best of friends. After all, not many people would think that a hockey player would be friends with an up and coming movie star. The reason he was meeting up with James at nine o' clock at night was because he wanted him to meet the person that he had been smitten with for a month. Kendall wondered if it was a man or a woman this time.

Finally Kendall finished up his shower and he dried himself off, towel drying his hair before he put on a clean pair of boxers and put on his deodorant. He then put on his black skinny jeans and his white t-shirt, then put on a long sleeved blue dress shirt that he left unbuttoned. After he put on his socks and shoes, he gathered his duffle bag and hockey bag and left the locker room, and then the whole hockey arena altogether. He fished in his pocket for his keys to his car, and then he unlocked his trunk and placed his bags in it before shutting it closed. Getting in the driver's seat, Kendall started the car and drove away towards the place he was supposed to meet James at. If he remembered correctly, it was called Exotically Favored. What in the hell kind of place was this?

Twenty minutes later he pulled into the parking lot and ended up parking right next to James. Getting out he locked his car and walked over to James who was waiting dressed in a pair of blue jeans, a red v-neck, and a black leather jacket. James smiled when he saw his friend and he said, "Hey Knight, glad you made it."

"Yeah, well I figured if I didn't, you would never let me hear the end of it," Kendall replied, chuckling when James lightly punched him in his arm. As they walked up to the building Kendall asked, "So what is this place? It sounds like a club with all that loud music."

"You'll see when we get inside," James said with a mischievous grin.

Kendall narrowed his eyes at his friend before they showed the bouncer their IDs, indicating that they were over twenty-one, and walked inside. The blond man took one look around and stopped in his tracks. This was a strip club!

Running after James who was twenty feet ahead of him he yelled over the music, "James! You didn't tell me this was a strip club!"

James looked behind him at his friend and replied over the music, "I didn't think it mattered!"

Kendall followed James a bit further into the club past the people dancing in the crowd and those watching the strip show. The show, from what Kendall could see, looked to be some sort of superhero parody with the female strippers wearing next to nothing while being done up to look like female versions of male superheroes, all except for the Woman Woman stripper.

When they finally stopped at the bar, Kendall said, "James, please tell me that you aren't having me meet another blonde bimbo like that Mercedes Griffin. That relationship didn't even last a week. And please tell me she's not a stripper."

"Dude, enough about Mercedes already! She was about as into me as I was her, and that wasn't much," James said in irritation before calming down. "And for your information, he isn't a stripper."

"So where is he, then?" Kendall asked.

Before James could answer two glasses of water were placed in front of them by a caramel colored hand. Looking up Kendall saw a Latino male, shorter than him and James, smiling at James as he said, "Hey James! Here again, I see!"

James' hazel eyes were practically hearts as he stared at Carlos, a stupid grin on his face as he said, "Hey, Carlos. It's good to see you again."

Carlos smiled brighter before looking over at Kendall. Smiling he held out his hand and said, "I'm Carlos Garcia, nice to meet you. Are you a friend of James'?"

Kendall took the smaller man's hand and shook it, saying, "Yes, I am. I'm Kendall Knight. So you're the special person James is smitten with."

"Huh?" Carlos said in confusion.

"Nothing! Nothing," James quickly cut in before glaring at Kendall.

The blond man chuckled before taking a sip of his water. His began to look over the crowd, wondering why any one of them would want to be here to watch people take their clothes off for money, watching as they applauded as the show ended and the women walked back stage with their garments and money sticking out of their underwear and bras.

Just then a large man wearing sunglasses appeared on stage and said into a microphone, "Welcome everybody to my club, Exotically Favored. As you know, my name is Gustavo and I hope you all are having a good time."

The crowd clapped and cheered in response to the large man's statement, making Kendall roll his eyes. Gustavo smiled and said, "Now it's time for our male performers for the night." Many women and men cheered at Gustavo's words. "To open them up is everyone's favorite little performer. He's smart, he's handsome, he's total bottom material; everyone, let's give a warm welcome to…Professor L-Train!"

Kendall scoffed at the name as everyone cheered in excitement. What kind of a name was 'Professor L-Train'? The crowd's cheers and applause got louder, indicating that this 'Professor L-Train' had appeared on the stage. Green eyes looked back up at the stage and widened as Kendall felt his heart stop in his chest before beating twice as fast as before.

There, standing on the stage in black leather pants, black boots, a white button up, a white lab coat, a pair of spectacles over his brown eyes, and his brown hair spiked up, was the most beautiful man Kendall had ever laid eyes on. Music began playing and Professor L-Train began to circle his hips sensually and slowly slide his lab coat off. What was surprising was how many bills were already up in the air, and the man hadn't even shown a bit of skin yet.

Kendall turned to Carlos, who was listening intently to James, and said, "Carlos, I'm sorry to interrupt, but who is that up there?"

Carlos looked up at the stage and answered, "Oh, that's my friend Professor-"

"No, I mean his real name. What's his real name?" Kendall cut in.

James and Carlos looked at Kendall in confusion for a moment before Carlos said, "Logan. His name is Logan Mitchell."