Kirei: Yellow, I am Kirei and currently obsess with yaoi!
Tachibana: No way same here! Oh and I'm Tachibana!
Kirei: Any ways smut is in second chapter.
Tachibana: And maybe erotic description of eating cherry at the end of the first chappy!
Ai: Damn sugar! And whom may this be about? And I is Ai my deviant art personality. This is my first published fan fic ever, but I write more. XD
Tachibana: My current love, Sasodei!
Kirei: Almost slipped my mind! Me no own, you no sue. Besides if I had own half the animes I write about every two seconds there would be a gay make out, then hot hot HOT smex!
Chapter 1~ Cherry
A sudden breeze rifted the empty grassy field. Deidara just happened to be in this field sitting in the bending grass.
"How come Danna is so mean, un," He sighed, "He's just so mean to me! I even try my best to make him happy, un."
His hair viciously whipped in the breeze that passed by. Suddenly the breeze stopped and the green grass sprung back up.
"Deidara . . ." A voice echoed out.
"Who's there, un?"
A black haired woman appears in front of Deidara holding out her hand.
"Deidara please do not fear me, I mean no harm," She said kindly "I over heard your dilemma."
"So, what could you possibly help me, retch?" He asked annoyed.
Now that Deidara could get a better look at the woman he noticed she looked like Uchiha, Itatchi, but her eyes were warm. She had long dark hair that fell a bit over her left eye, but the kindness could be felt with out seeing both eyes.
A warm breeze wafted through the field lightly jostling their long hair.
"Deidara, be nice," She said holding out her hand once again only clenched, "here for your troubles."
As she un-clenched her hand a small maroon fruit is revealed. A dark cherry with a stem . . .
"How the hell is this going to help me, un?"
The woman groaned with an annoyed look on her face. "Look, Deidara use this when you wish to please your Danna," she said "and in the end you have a choice to keep or dispose of the effects, do you hear?"
She walked closer to the blonde boy and dropped the shimmering maroon fruit into his pale turned away slowly and smiled off at the horizon. Then her warm eyes fell onto Deidara giving him a warm look. The wind suddenly picked up and the woman vanished like a adding light.
Light pours into the quaint room where the blonde naps. His sky blue eye's fluttered open.
"Just a dream, un . . ." Deiara said running his hand through his blonde hair.
He had a strange impulse to look to his left when he tossed is head over he saw that shimmering bright maroon fruit.
He had a look of shock o his face but now that turned into curiosity, picking up the cherry. He inspected it, but no matter how he looked at it, it was still a normal cherry. Deidara then looked around the room, no Sasori danna in sight. Danna's pleasure eh? He thought. At that moment a voice echoed out in the room.
"Eat it before Sasori danna gets back," the voice said
"Ack, how did you get in, un?" he yelled.
After that the woman's warm presence faded, Deidara picked up the cherry. He slowly nipped at its tight flesh of the maroon fruit, drawing burgundy liquids. The red liquid oozed onto Deidara's white teeth and slowly gushed into his throat. He tore the shimmery flesh away and nibbled around the hard pit, which was covered in a spongy flesh.
After eating the incredibly sweet fruit he began to feel dizzy. What an idiot I am it could have been poisoned, Deidara thought as his vision begain to blur.
He ha passed out . . .
Tachibana: Eh! What happened to the sworn oath to yaoi?
Kirei: Fuck it! I am feeling hentai-ish, besides it isn't your turn to write is it ne?
Tachibana: Bitch . . .
Kirei: Care to say that again?
~Technical Difficulties, please stands by~
Ai: Currently at war with myself with this fan fic so DA persona steps in! I'm gonna be witting this fan fic until conflict between Kirei and Tachibana stops.
Niji: That's right, kyu! Niji too! Niji to!
Ai: Shut up Gay Bo and get typing!
Niji:*Does not feel appreciated* Fine, Niji will write for Ai dono, Kirei sama, and Tachibana Fuko taicho.
Anyway please rate or reveiw, for Niji! Pweash! *Puppy-dog eyes*
And to make you feel worse I wrote this at 2 am with no sleep the previous day.