Hello!! I wrote this story for Reyn's contest! Yayz!

Disclaimer. I own nothing. Not even Hitler. I'm also not of Hitler or Nazis. This is yaoi, meaning boy+boy, gay love, shonen-ai. Whatever you wanna call it. It's a beautiful thing. Spaz off if you don't like it, not very complicated, eh?

Rated for sexual content, swearing, Hitler….moustaches…me….

K enjoy the prolouge…

Prologue

It had not really bothered him until they started marching. Or until the stupid little insignia on flags. Not really.

Naruto stirred the coffee in circles with his fingers, it wasn't warm enough to burn anyway. He watched the pieces of ice engulf themselves in the liquid. The cold air had been nipping at him for over an hour, but he could care less. He was just pissed his coffee was actually freezing. Freezing! He was waiting to help, waiting for it to start. The morning. This was when the ghastly creatures marched about, demanding diggers to shovel their snow filled roads, stop their lives just to clear the path. Pathetic. He would help. He would always dive in and assist them stealthily blending in with the Jewish men and woman.

The Nazi's thought he was on their side because he was a bloody 'Aryan', he spit at the thought. Curse the hair and eyes he'd been born with, stupid Nazi's all smiled at him like he was their own angelic son. He had gone to the office, their pathetic little rundown of a building, and told them he was Jewish. Unfortunately, he was not. He lacked any paperwork to prove otherwise. Naruto didn't want to be assumed on their side because of his looks, he didn't want to be a Nazi. He hated them, from every fibre in his body he radiated it like no nuclear time bomb could. Luckily, Naruto was about as gay as they came and flat out told the man behind the counter.

"Well, I'm very gay. An outright raging homosexual. What's that get me?"

The homophobe stuttered mutely and plastered a pink triangle on the desk, before dashing away frighteningly fast, not even bothering to deal with the disarrayed papers left behind on the desk. God forbid he catch gayness. Naruto had then scooped up the papers, and walked out of the room with many Nazi paper plans and info.

He wore the triangle when he met with Kiba that afternoon. Kiba was the leader of the underground rebellion in their area. Kiba had laughed as he took the stolen paper plans.

"Mate, I know you're desperately single, but no need to announce yourself to the world." He had chuckled tapping the bloody screaming pink thing flamboyantly.

"But I look so cute, right?" Naruto had said flittingly. Kiba had chuckled, clearly amused by the prospect of Naruto going to work the next day. Of course Naruto was fired on the spot, since then he was careful not to wear the triangle to school. He was bright, and had gotten a scholarship to collage where he was studying archaeology. To lose that would be devastating. Besides the idiot behind the desk at the Nazi beehive had not even copied Naruto's name down before darting away. Gay Germs, you know. The Nazi's knew there was an unlisted, triangle wearing gay somewhere, but not his name.

Naruto was startled from his reminiscing as something bumped into his knee. He lurched forward spilling his ice cold coffee onto the snow and his pants.

"Oy!" He snapped staring up at what ever bumped him. A person stood before him. He had large wide green eyes and red hair and was about a foot taller. His face was a mask of indifference, and he was carrying a barrel of some sort. It was a moment before Naruto noticed the familiar brown uniform. "Fucking Nazi." He mumbled, then flinched expecting to be hit. The taller man blinked and leaned down, picked up the empty cup and placed in back in Naruto's hands helpfully. He then turned and continued to walk, his face still expressionless. Naruto barely had time to glare at his back before an order was sound through the streets. The dig was beginning.

more coming.