The 11th Doctor's Funniest, Randomest And Most Embarrassing Moments EVER!
Note From The Authors:
These are just some random things that me and my friend made up while we were on MSN. Please do not review to say: "against the rules" or "why are you writing this?" because this was made as a bit of fun and for entertainment of the audiences.
Also, it doesn't matter if these are silly, stupid, pathetic, crap, or not in the slightest bit silly, for it wasn't meant to make sence and it was just something we did when we was bored.
Made randomly by Dogs2me & The Animal Lover
All these buckets full of laughs, giggles, and nonsense is strictly copyright!
Dogs2me & The Animal Lover
Try to imagine these happening in the series!
Scene 1. The Doctors CowBoy Hat
The Doctor is in the dessert with Amy Pond wearing a cowboy hat when he thinks:
"Yee-Haaaw, I look WELL good in this!"
He doesn't realize that he looks like a nerd with his top on inside out and the cowboy hat on the wrong way round.
Amy looks at him and thinks:
"You're a nerd when you wear that."
Amy suddenly shouts out:
"You look ridiculous in that hat!"
"Shut up, I look fab!" The Doctor replies clutching the hat like he was holding on for dear life.
He then realized what Amy meant and looked at her crossly announcing:
"OOIII, I LIKE COWBOY HATS!"
Amy replies with:
"Well I don't!"
The Doctor Sniffs and runs away crying.
"Wait, wait, I didn't mean it like that!" Amy shouted running after him.
Scene 2. The TARDIS Nap Number #1
The Doctor wakes up and starts making random noises and moves: NOT NORMAL….
Scene 3. The TARDIS Nap Number #2
The Doctor goes to sleep on the TARDIS's chair doing random noises and movements when Amy walks in.
"Ok-ay then..Definitely not normal…"
Scene 4. The TARDIS Nap Number #3
The Doctor has fallen asleep on the TARDIS's chair, yet again and Amy is still watching. Rory comes in and sees him doing random noises and movements. He looks at him confusedly then looks at Amy. He points his thumb at The Doctor and says to Amy:
"Is he always like that?"
She replies with:
"Yup."
Scene 5. TARDIS Rock Out's! Number #1
The Doctor is listening to his Ipod with ear phones in listening to rock and starts to jump up and down in the TARDIS control room doing air guitar. Suddenly Roary walks in. The Doctor notices him and freezes.
"AAWWWQQQUUAAARRRDDD…" Was all The Doctor could say.
Scene 6. TARDIS Rock Out's! Number #2
The Doctor is listening to his Ipod on loud speaker listening to rock. He starts to jump up and down in the TARDIS control room doing air guitar and head banging. Suddenly Roary and Amy walk in and sees him. Roary stares. Amy walks over and starts dancing like mad. Rory turns and walks out of the TARDIS, never to be seen again.
"MAD!" He says to himself as he walks outside the door and runs off.
Scene 7. TARDIS Rock Out's! Number #3
The Doctor is listening to his Ipod with headphones in and starts singing along his own version to 'I'm The Doctor' by MotorHead.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, in your brain! I don't know what they call me it for cause I'm Da Doctor!" He starts head bashing, jumping up and down and playing air guitar while singing. When the song ended, he fell to the floor tired and fell asleep there.
Scene 8. TARDIS Rock Out's! Number #4
The Doctor is listening to the radio in the TARDIS's control room when his fave song : 'Whip My Hair' comes on. He looks around the room. No one's there. He starts to whip his hair back and forth and sings along.
"I, I whip maaiii hair back and forth, a wip maiii aiirrr back and forth!"
Scene 9. TARDIS Rock Outs! Number #5
The Doctor is listening to the radio in the TARDIS's control room when his fave song : 'Whip My Hair' comes on. He looks around the room. No one's there. He starts to whip his hair back and forth and sings along.
"I, I whip maaiii hair back and forth, a wip maiii aiirrr back and forth!"
Suddenly Amy and Roary come in. The Doctor doesn't notice. After a while, he accidentally gets caught on the TARDIS control panel and his trousers rip.
His underpants are showing and they have red hearts all over them.
Roary accidentally breaks a lever in the TARDIS .
"I can fix this!" The doctor runs over in his underpants.
He pushes them out the way.
He holds the leaver and the wires from The Control Panel.
He stands there staring at it.
"Don't rush me! Don't rush me!" He shouts.
"You don't know, do you?" Roary says.
(waits there more)
"Yes" The Doctor says quickly.
A while later... They are still there with it unfixed.
"You really don't know, do you?" Amy said.
"No." The Doctor put down the wires and leaver.
Roary and Amy help fix it...
Scene 10. The Doctors Greatly Failed Inventions Number #1
"Watch this!" The Doctor says. He looks at a pile of dirt and holds his sonic screwdriver.
He walks to the other end of the room.
He turns on his sonic and then farts!
The laser zaps to the rubbish pile and makes it burn.
He done it again but it back fired...
Scene 11. The Doctors Greatly Failed Inventions Number #2
The Doctor walks into the TARDIS with a new pretty pink collar in his hand. He walks over to K-9.
"Morning Master." K-9 greets him.
"Got you a new collar K-9!" The doctor shouts throwing away his old collar.
"B…But I like my old collar…Waaaah!" K-9 started to pretend to cry hoping The Doctor would take the new collar off and give him his old one back.
"Oh don't be such a whinge bag." The Doctor replied putting the collar around his neck.
k-9 went to the mirror.
"Who is that ugly dog?" He shouted firing a laser at the mirror. It hits the mirror and it melted.
"Bad dog! You do NOT blow up mirrors!" The Doctor scolded.
K-9 turned around and blasted a laser at The Doctors head. The Doctor ducks, the laser barley missing him. The laser flies into a smaller mirror and back-fires into K-9. K-9 blows up.
The Doctor makes a perfect impression of Vector from 'Despicable Me' when he's on the moon.
"Oh poop…."
Scene 12. The Doctor's Greatly Failed Inventions Number # 3.
The Doctor is singing on a Karaoke machine.
Suddenly, a message came up on the screen. It read:
"Warning: Only one person is to sing with one microphone at a time."
The Doctor presses ok and continues to sing.
Shortly after, another warning message popped up on the screen.
"Warning: Please do not let cats sing into the microphone. If you want your cats to sing, may we suggest getting the 'PET KARAOKE?' The 'Pet Karaoke' is made especially for pets and animals to sing with. We thank you for taking your time to read this message."
The Doctor pressed ok again and carried on singing.
Suddenly, the machine blew up into a million pieces and everyone had to duck down so they didn't get hit by the bits of machine.
Amy stands up and announces:
"Dreadful singing."
Roary gets up from the floor and looks at The Doctor.
"Um…Doctor? I think your standing on a cat."
He said to The Doctor.
The Doctor brushes the dust off his jacket sleeve and shouts:
"OI, no I'm not!"
Amy points to his shoe and says:
"Yes you are"
The Doctor looks under his shoe and picks up a squished cat.
"Oh….So I am."
Scene 13. The Doctor's Failed Inventions Number #4
While Amy was elsewhere doing some shopping while the TARDIS was recharging, The Doctor and Roary were left alone to do anything they like. Stupid, things like to do when there's no Amy to stop them.
"I'm bored." The Doctor randomly announces to Roary.
"So am I. How long does it take to go to the ASDA and back?" Roary asks leaning against the metal bars of the TARDIS.
"About ten minutes.." The Doctor replied sighing.
"And how long has she been gone for now?" Roary asked.
The Doctor looks at his watch and says:
"About 55 minutes." He replied.
"Urrgh."
The Doctor randomly announced:
"Wanna play chess?"
"NO. You'll win and you know it." Roary replied.
"Come on, or are you just a chicken!" The Doctor teased.
"No. I'm not playing just so I can lose to you!" Roary said crossly.
"Who's says I'm going to win!" The Doctor replied.
Roary looks at him with a 'you have got to be kidding' look.
"You always win."
"Fine, I bet you five quid that I win. If I don't, you get five quid." The Doctor asked.
"No." Roary replied sternly.
""10 quid?"
"NO"
"30?"
"NO."
"40, 50, 60!"
"No."
"Fine all my money."
"Your on."
They both sit at the table with the chess board on and put all their money at the side of the table.
"This is gonna be a snap." The Doctor said to himself moving one of the pieces on the board.
Several moves later, Roary has The Doctor in check mate.
The Doctor sighs and knocks over his final piece.
"Hah. I win." Roary said pulling all the money towards him.
Silly Doctor.
Note From The Authors
Well, that was the first lot of them. We hope you enjoyed them. We will be making more weekly. Please don't leave reviews saying: "whats the point of this?" or "against the rules", because we don't care. It was a bit of fun.
Dogs2me & The Animal Lover