TheNarutoIncident.

By: NellySama.

A/N/Fore Word

: Greetings Mon Naruto Fans… I am NellySama. I am coming to you from the world of the Saiyuki fan fiction. I've decided to try my hand at Naruto fan fiction. It's going to be easy, because I specialize in Ninja-dom and Comedy. Aren't you lucky? Just so you know, I've never written Naruto-dom and I mainly write saiyuki-dom…So read my other fiction first to get a feel of what I write like…..…

As it shall be my first Naruto ficceh of Naruto-dom. Please send helpful criticism…or flames are regular reviews as it were. . And for once I may or may not write in script. –opts for script-

Disclaimer: I own not of the Naruto.

Warnings: Language. Out of Characterness. Chaosnessocity®. Stuff that wont make sense. Pg-13-14-16. Complete Randomness. The First Chapter is super short.

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Chapter 1- Ja Ken Bo : Jutsu's Gone Wild Part 1.

It t'were a normal sunny day in Konoha, the village of teh ninjas. The group de "buddies" (consisting of Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura.) are currently concentrating in a rousing game of Jaken Bo (rock paper scissors.) ..In the forest.

Naruto/Sakura: Jaaaa Kennnn…… BO!

Sakura: -has rock- Ha! Take that Naruto!

Naruto: NO WAY! I have Paper! Paper beats rock!

Sakura: Not if you have two rocks! –there is one "rock" under naruto's "paper" and another "rock" above it-

Naruto: Atch! –stunned-.. H-how…is this possible! Its…Its… -speechless-

Sasuke: Its cheating. –pure bluntness- Naruto you moron! Can't you tell she's cheating! –smacks naruto upside the head, sending him flying-

Kakashi poofs and catches Naruto and throws him down.

Kakashi: -reading book- Naruto, dammit! Quit flying through the air! You are not a gawd damn bird! –fume, fume-

Naruto: TT.TT –cries- I'm sorry Kakashi Sensei! I'm sorry! –bow, bow-

Sasuke: Like Hell You're sorry! –kicks Kakashi and Naruto in the face-

The World Stopped…everyone looked at Kakashi. Sasuke stepped back.

Sasuke: ...shit...shit.. –cowers in fear-

Kakashi: …-glare- Sa-su-ke…..U-chi-haa……

Sasuke: Y-yes? –ninja battle pose-

Sakura: Sasuke-kun! No! Kakashi please don't kill him! –begs-

Naruto: Wait! I know what's going to happen! Stand back! –runs up next to Sasuke and Kakashi, who are standing side by side-

Kakashi/Sasuke/Naruto: SEXY NO JUTSU! –poum..poum..poum..-

Sasuke: O.O! WTF…..What the hell is going on here!

Kakashi: Jutsu's Gone Wild! –winks- C'mon Sakura!

Sasuke: .. –giggle- Woot, Woot!

Naruto: .; Know what time it is?

Sakura: -in pure shock, then runs off screaming and calling for help.-

Kakashi: -blows a kiss to the sky- It's time a Sexy party! To Konoha!

-to be continued-

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End Chapter 1- Ja Ken Bo : Jutsu's Gone Wild Part 1.

Please review, if you wish. What will happen next time? You'll never know with my craziness'. –bow-bow- Remember. They are OOC. So don't flame me with nonsense telling me that that's not how they would act. T.T. Really. –huffs- It's hard work making chaos, so the chapters may or may not be getting any longer. . Domo for reading.