Warnings: Lameness. Violation of logic and outright stupidity.
Ratings: For children aged 0 to 10
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I do however, own Hairy Potty. And truthfully, I like the latter better. OHHH that ryhmes.
Hairy Potty & the List of Bad Names
1) Hairy Potty. If it didn't have the book to back it up, you'll have come up with the same thing.
2) Sirius Black. Like seriously?
3) Albus Dumbledore. Is actually a word. Albeit pretty dumb.
4) Hermione Ginger. Right, are her parents called Beetroot and tomato?
5) Ron Weasley. Who knew bestiality was so appreciated?
6) Severus Snape. Has got a severely crooked nape.
7) Tom Riddle. Actually has a twin a brother, by the name of Dick Joke. Who, by the way is also going after the Hairy- I mean Harry boy. All pun intended.
8)Ms MacGonagall. What happened to Mr KFC? Why wasn't he included in the conspiracy? Oh the prejudice! Oh the injustice! Forget the fact that there are no fast food chains in the wizarding world!
9) Neville Longbottom…. I'm sure the poor boy's ass can't be bigger than the Dursley's child's… Then again…
10) Draco Malfoy. Ha! What a Dracula rip off! Lucius really needs to get himself a book on baby names. You heard me! And cut down on those horror movies while you're at it!
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