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An Epilogue Began The Story

Summary: "Look, bub, I've got a license to kill!" "You're gonna kill me?" "No. It'd look bad, but that's not the point. I don't care how cute you are, you need to leave me ALONE!" Well she called him cute...Gh/Vi because I love them.

A/N: Yes, I know stories begin with prologues and epilogues tend to end stories rather than start 'em but I just felt like it. If by the time you read this, the prolugue is out, I guess you can read that but...pish posh! Keep reading.

This story takes place in a high school and highschoolers sometimes say things that are frowned upon. So everytime that they say one of those words, we have a :( in place of that word.

Videl may seem a little OOC in this chapter. I'd tell you why but that would ruin the surprise.

Ages: Videl~23

Gohan~24

Goten/Alesa/Trunks-14

Chi-Chi/Goku-42

Bulma-46

Vegeta-43

Bra-3

Just read already.

Quote of the Day- 'I'm the lion-eatin'-man who eats man-eatin'-lions.' -K-Rino

Random exerpt from chapter, "Nī-chan, why are you stapled to the wall?" "I...really don't...know..."

"Freeze, buddy. You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law." Videl recites.

She takes her aim and shoots.

"Yeah, baby! Right in the nose."

The door flies open and reavels a smiling Gohan.

"Hello, Feisty." He greets he then looks at the weapon in her hands, "Stapler shooting?"

"I'm not a buiness woman, Saiyaboy. I'm a police woman. Why else would I be holding a stapler?"

"Got it. Hey, guess what I got in the mail today."

"Bills? Junk mail? Complaint letters from restaurants about your 'excessive' eating amount?" She guessed.

"You eat all of the food at an all-you-can-eat-restaurant one time, your wife never let's it go. I mean, it's an all-you-can-eat."

"And somebody ate it all." She finished, "But what'd you get?"

"Get what from where?"

"The mailbox apparently."

"Oh yeah. Erasa invited us to her 25th birthda-"

"Oh," Videl sighs, "Gohan, we're getting old."

Gohan just chuckled and continued, "It also says she has great news. I wonder what-"

"Aww. She's getting married..." Videl coos.

"How-"

"She's my best friend. I can read her like an open book with a very large font size. Heck, I could practically tell she was getting married before she did."

Gohan blinks, "You never cease to amaze me."

"I try." Videl answers as she shoots the sagging part on Gohan sleeve.

"Why are you shooting me with staples?"

Videl smiles, "I need target practice."

"So you're gonna shoot your wonderful, loving husband?" He asks innocently.

"Yes. Because I can't shoot real things with real guns, because I can't work, and I can't work because I am currently..." She thinks for a moment, "nine months pregnant. With your child."

"So you're gonna shoot your wonderful, loving husband?" He tries again.

Videl smirks and Gohan gulps.

'It's just the prenancy.' He tells himself, 'It's just the pregnancy.'

"Hey Gohan!" Goten says as he lets himself in, "Where are you?"

"On the wall." He answers as Goten turns to him.

"Nī-chan, why are you stapled to the wall?" Goten asks.

"I...really don't...know..." He replies.

Goten's face scrunches up, "So you just randomly found yourself stapled to your wall."

"Well no. Videl put me here." He tells.

"Have you been a bad boy?" Goten gibes.

"N-No. Just the victim of a police woman's scary Saiyan pregnancy."

"What did you say?" Videl asked with a sharp voice.

"Gah! Where'd you come from, sis?" Goten asked.

She blinks, "Places."

Goten turns to Gohan to see his reactions, "I don't know how she does it either. You get used to it."

"How..." Goten begins.

"You wish you knew." Videl says as she stroked her necklace.

"Oh, wow. I like your necklace. It's green and shiny." Goten said.

"Thank you."

"Where'd you get it?"

"Gohan gave it to me.

"Twenty years ago today." Gohan finished.

"Well, Goten," Videl began, "I doubt you came to visit so, what do you need?"

"Well, there's this, person."

"Is this person a girl?" Gohan questions.

"W-well, it is actually a coincident that she is a girl." Goten stutters as his cheeks turn pink.

"Aw. Squirt's gotta girlfriend."

"She's not my g-girlf-friend."

"Well, I am more mature and nurturing than your brother-"

"Yeah, right." Gohan mutters.

"What was that."

"Yes, that is right, my sweet, beautiful-"

"Cut the :(, Gohan. I've heard it too long."

"Sorry." Gohan quickly apologizes.

"Anyway," Goten countinued, "Her names Alesa, but we call her Al. She sorta...hates me."

"Why?"

"When, I told her that she was smart she said, 'And so was Sir Isaac Newton who got hit in the head with an apple and got put under house arrest.' And one time when she forgot her lunch I offered her my sandwich and she said, 'Stupid! I'm allergic to peanut butter. And sandwiches.' And I said, 'You're allergic to sandwiches?' And she replied, 'Well, no. But I will take your candy bar.' And she looked at me with her big green eyes and...I gave her my candy bar."

"She doesn't seem very nice." Videl commented.

"Gohan said you were a mean person when he met you."

"Does your brother need to be reminded that he is stapled to the wall."

Gohan gulped.

"He also said you were a special person and he would give up on you for the world."

Videl smiles sweetly, "Oh, Gohan you are so sweet." Videl bursts into tears, "And-And I stapled you too a wall. What kind of a wife am I? I should be sweet and loving and showering you with kisses and...and you are so amazing. How could you love someone like me?!"

"Videl. I love you just the way you are. Even though being showered with kisses does sound nice, I wouldn't change you for the universe even though I am currently stapled to the wall."

"You're...you're so forgiving. I don't deserve you."

Gohan put his arms around her. "No. I don't deserve you."

"Hey, how did you-"

"I unstapled him." Goten replied.

"I am so sorry I was so mushy when you were over Goten."

"Nah, it's okay sis." Goten replies, "I'll see you guys later."

"Bye. Good luck with Alesa!"

Goten waves as he exits.

Videl leans up and kisses her husband deeply. Gohan smiles, "What was that for?"

"Didn't you say be showered with kisses sounded nice?"

"I did, didn't I?"

"Yes. And I- Ow."

"V-chan? Sweetie are you okay?" Gohan asked.

"Gohan. I think it's time."

"For the baby?"

"No. The popcorn. Yes, the baby!"

"Have you always been this sarcastic?"

"What do you think? Come on let's go to the hospital. We'll call everyone there." She explains.

Gohan quickly wrapped her arms around his wife and they quickly head for the hospital.

":( :( :( that hurts!" Videl screams.

"Okay, Mrs. Son just breathe and push."

"I am just one person you are going to have to decide one!"

"Push?"

"Videl, you're doing fine."

"Gohan," she says, "I love you so much. But I hope you realize that I'm gonna :( kill you after this right?"

"I had a feeling you'd say that." He responded.

"We're here to see Videl." Chi-Chi tells the lady at the counter.

"Son?"

"Is there another one? Yes Videl Son!" Bulma interjects.

"Okay. She's in room 308."

"Come on! Let's go!" Little Bra cheers.

"Ne-Needles." Goku whispers in fear.

Vegeta shakes his head, "Kakkorot, true warriors aren't afraid of anything. Especially human needle."

"But you're afraid of worms." Goku replies.

"That is different." Vegeta scoffs.

"How?" Goku asks.

"Yeah, dad." Trunks interjects, "How is it different."

"It just is."

"That doesn't make any sense." Trunks responds.

Vegeta scowls, "And why is your hair lavender?"

"Genetics." Trunks states, "I've got a logical reason."

"I'll show you logic!" Vegeta threatens.

"Oh hush, Veggiehead," Bulma scorns, "You can't keep your ego down for half an hour!"

"Shh. Negative words aren't good around little children." Chi-Chi says as she knocks on the door.

Gohan opens the door and they hear crying. Gohan smiles, "Come on in."

Chi-Chi was almost immediatly by Videl's sides. "Aw, she's so adorable. She looks just like you."

Videl looks up at her mother-in-law and smiles, "If she opens her eyes again, you could see she definitly has her father's eyes."

"So what's her name."

Videl looks down at her daughter, "Wanna be named Pan?" She asked her. The child stopped crying and began to shake.

"I think that's a yes." Gohan responds.

Goten walks up and smiles, "I've got a niece. Her name is...Pan?"

Videl nods.

"Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom." Goten says.

"We're not stoppin' ya."

"Videl!" Hercule cries as he walks into the room, "I am so sorry I wasn't here earlier. Traffic."

"It's okay Papa." Videl says, "Meet your granddaughter, Pan."

"Oh, wow. She's so cute. She looks just like you. "

"She's got her father's eyes though." Videl says as the baby begins blinking.

Goten hears crying as he rounds the corner.

"Alesa?" He asks.

"Pac-man?" She asks.

"It's Goten."

"Remeber, I call you Pac-man because you eat everything."

"Oh yeah." Goten said as he remembered being called Pac-man on several occasions, "Well, what's wrong?"

"I got a baby sister. She can't breathe right. They doctors can only do a few things. They may work but, you know me, I never look at the bright side when the dark side is so...big."

Goten gives her a hug. "You're so nice." Alesa says.

A doctor quickly comes up to Alesa. "Ma'am, your little sister will stay here for a week or so, but she'll be fine. I have to inform your parents."

Alesa smiles and looks up to Goten, "Good things happen when I'm next to you. Like when I got that scholarship to that summer camp."

'Okay,' Goten thinks, 'It's now or never.'

"Alesa, that dance is Friday night and-"

"Pick me up at 7:30."

"Really?"

Alesa smiles and kisses Goten on the cheek.

"Sweet."

"Someone had a good trip the bathroom." Goku says as Goten walk in with a giant smile on his face.

"Yes, yes I did."

"That was too informative." Trunsk says in disgust.

Videl gasps, "You're going to a dance with that Alesa girl, aren't you?"

"How does she..."

"I've got a sixth sense or something."

"How often does she do that?" Goten asks his brother.

"A lot." Gohan replies, "So now Squirt's got a girlfriend, eh?" Everyone laughs.

"How did you get a girl before me?"

"Well the cute, naïve ones always get a girlfriend before the not-so-suave ladies' man."

"Pan," Videl begins, "Gohan and I have probably brought you into the strangest family ever. You've got a tail after all."

The Beginning.

Next chapter: Yeah, they'll be in highschool. Gohan's gonna meet his new friends and one of them isn't very friendly. "I'm Videl. I'm 5'1 and very lethal."

Don't bother asking me why I started with an epilougue. I'm gonna end with a prolougue probably. If you knew me personally, you'd know that I do stuff like that.

If you do ask me though this is what I'll say:

How many stories start with Epilougues? I wanted to be unique and out there or something! I am different. In the words of Dr. Seuss, 'Why fit in when you were born to stand out.'

Til the next time, peace off!

NerdsRule

8/04/13

4:37 p.m.