Today was a good day, our band Homies Hamlet got a gig. My mates Malvolio and Alabany just got new speakers, that give a huge rumbling bass line that'd make any man collapse with an erect member. Malvolio plays bass, that wonderful installment that gives him a stretched asshole each night, and every morning its solid mahogany neck gleams in the sunlight.
How I know that? Well, you'll find out.
Albany on the other hand really isn't that kinky of course his ex, goneria (Goneria, lol) was. Her real name was Goneril, But she was so nasty that we named her after a STD but she liked it every day. Albany was pretty vanilla. About 69% if I do recall.
Me? Oh I am Horacio my kink is gay. Thats it, just gay. i love dick especially my best friend hamlets (who died but he wont miss his preserved penish)