Hello, children. Welcome to the story. Now, I know what you're saying.
"But Mrs. writing person, I thought that you said that you'd stick to writing one story at a time!"
"Well, technically, this story was already written about a year ago. All I really need to do is replace some names with TMNT character names and change up the original characters a little bit. And, I wanted to write something happy for a change!"
This chapter has a lot of their teacher, but I promise that you'll see a lot of your favorite characters!


WARNING: Very stupid, poorly written, and some characters that don't exactly match the characters in the show.


(September 18th, 2007)

Mr. Calvin had always been kind of a weird teacher. Everyone knew that. He would get creepy with his students, but in a funny way. He also loved to go on runs.

"Today in math we're going to learn about three digit multiplication" said Mr. Calvin. "Try to do the problem on the board". A couple of kids stood up to show Mr. Calvin that they were done. They didn't even need to do that, they just did it to show off to the other kids that they'd gotten the problem done before them. "Show me your white boards". The answer to the problem was thirty seven. "The answer was thirty two," Said . "Now, you shall go out to recess."

The class left, happy to finally get lunch. Mr. Calvin went over to where he keeps his medals at and began searching for smudges to see if any of the kids had touched his medals. When he was doing that he noticed that one of the medals were gone. He felt anger settle over him. He picked up a desk and threw it across the room.

As the class walked in, they looked at the desk that was smashed next to the whiteboard. It was Mikey's desk. The kids weren't very surprised to see this. They'd walked into weirder things. They went to their cubbies to grab their notebooks.

"Children, put your notebooks away." Said Mr. Calvin. "We shall do something else for a change."

"What are we doing today Mr. Calvin? Chasing leprechauns again?" Raph asked sarcastically.

Mr. Calvin said nothing. Instead, he just went over to a poster on the wall that said 'Reading makes life a lot easier' and pulled it off the wall. Underneath the poster was a big red button. Mr. Calvin then pushed the button and titanium started to cover up all of the walls so no one could get out.

"What's going on, Mr. Calvin?" Mikey cried.

"If you'd like to know why this is happening, then I suggest you look to the back of the room and see what's missing." Mr. Calvin suggested. The entire class went silent until Donnie finally figured out what was wrong.

"Your medal is missing!" Donnie figured out. The entire class had learned that Donnie was the smartest out of all of them. That, and, Mikey was the least.

"Yes, my dear." Mr. Calvin answered. He was always very surprisingly flirty with his students. People wondered why the school let him work there. Probably because they had a low budget and needed more teachers. "Now that I have made my announcement, you shall do your work."

"Hey, Raph." Casey leaned over to Raph and whispered something into his ear.

"No talking!" Mr. Calvin yelled as he slapped Casey upon the wrist with a ruler. "This is supposed to be a punishment! That means you all shall remain silent! The next person who speaks gets it!"

A couple of hours had passed by. The class sat silently, some doing work. A bell rang, and and footsteps pile outside of the door. Is it lunchtime? thought (Pigeon) Pete. If it's lunchtime then we can go out and escape before Mr. Calvin finds us. "It's lunch time! Now can we go get something to eat?" Pete asked.

"What do you mean it's lunchtime, Pete? No one has found my medal yet," said Mr. Calvin. "And, didn't I say that the next person who speaks gets it?" Mr. Calvin asked. Pete gulped. "Well, you're about to find out what 'it' means." Mr. Calvin then pulled up his desk to reveal a panel with many buttons. He pushed one, and Pete fell into a pit of lava. "Anyone else want to say anything?" asked Mr. Calvin. The class was silently sitting in their chairs, no one dared to make a sound.

At three A.M. the whole class was asleep. Mr. Calvin pushed the button to make the titanium walls go up so he could go home. As he was doing this, (Dr.) Rockwell woke up and slipped out of the classroom when Mr. Calvin was distracted putting his keys in his pockets.


(September 19th, 2017)

"Children, wake up!" screamed Mr. Calvin. "Where did Rockwell go!? It was him who stole my medal I just know it. Slash, did you help Kaylee steal my medals? It must have been you! You're both twins, I should have known! You thought no one would know it was you. Well guess what, I know it was you and I will not rest until you tell me where Rockwell hid it you little snitch!"

"I don't know what you're talking about!" said Slash. "Why would I help anyway? We fight all the time! And why would I want your running medal? I lift weights, I don't run!"

"Because it's shiny and pretty" said Mr. Calvin. "Now I'm taking you with me" said Mr. Calvin

"Where are we going?" Asked Slash.

"You shall see, Slash, you shall see"

Mr. Calvin took Slash by the hand, took him to the door, and pushed the button to open the door. He rushed out of the room and pushed the button so the door would shut before any kids could run out. It was hard to get Slash to come with him. He was the strongest kid in the class


"Hello, Slash," said Mr. Calvin as Slash woke up. He had an evil grin plastered on his face.

"Wh-What?" Slash asked as he woke up. "Mr. Calvin?" He asked. Then, everything came back to him. "Let me go! I said, let me go!" He said as he tried to get free from the metal straps strapping him down to a flat, metal surface.

"You know why you're here," said Mr. Calvin. "What did you and Rockwell do with my medal? I know it was you, so don't try to lie to me!"

"I didn't do anything with your stupid medal!" Slash yelled, trying to break free.. "Why would I want it anyway!"

"I don't know!" Said Mr. Calvin. "Maybe you owed Slash because he gave you a toy at recess or some other child-like thing!"

"Why would Rockwell want your medal either! We don't run in big cities so why would we care!" Yelled Slash. "Why wouldn't you suspect it was someone who likes to run and do sports like Mikey or Leo?"

"I could try that," Said Mr. Calvin. "But first I need to know if it was you or not.


After Mr. Calvin left the room the classroom was a circus. Casey found a marker and wrote something that you don't want to know on the desk. Raph joined him, them being best friends and all. Mikey also joined them.

Mikey and Casey got up on the shelf and grabbed Chucky The Tiger, the school mascot costume that Mr. Calvin kept denying was actually him despite everyone knowing's head and started throwing it around the room. Raph joined them in throwing the head around and purposely hitting other kids. Soon the entire room was destroyed, along with the mascot costume.


Mr. Calvin came back in the room he had something in his hand. That thing being, a needle.

" I bet that you are wondering what this is, child." Mr. Calvin said as he pointed to the syringe. "This is truth serum. It will let me know if you stole my medal or not."

"I didn't steal anything!" Screamed Slash. He had always been afraid of needles, much to Rockwell's amusement. Mr. Calvin jabbed the needle into him.

"Now tell me the truth, child!" Said Mr. Calvin. "Did you or did you not steal my medal?"

"No! I didn't!." Slash yelled.

"Ok, child, I believe you." Mr. Calvin said.

"Aren't you gonna let me go now?" Slash asked. Mr. Calvin chuckled and shook his head.

"No, child. You know to much." He said as he pulled up a chainsaw. "Besides, what would be the fun in that?"

Slash screamed.


So, I guess now you know what happened to Pigeon Pete... *Evil laughter*. So, what did you guys think? I know that this is really different than what I normally do. I promise that you'll see the now-human-turtles that you all know and love!

PLEASE REVIEW!