Wooooo, more crack!fic. I'll try to lighten the load, haha. What can I say though. Again, ignore the fact that Snape is dead, actually not a traitor and totally in love with Lily Evans. ...:D
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Severus Snape. Potion's teacher, traitor, your worst enemy.
Love. Something you don't necessarily put in the same sentence as 'Severus Snape'… unless the words 'doesn't' or 'never' where somewhere in the beginning, middle or end.
But did you know? There IS something Snape loves.
And it's not himself. Or Lily Evans.
What could it be, that makes Severus Snape's heart beat wildly and causes a certain greasy-haired Professor to go into Happy Land?
It's not candy.
It's not making students cry (though that comes at a close second).
It's the wonderful, magical…
Canary Cream.
Yes. That's right. Nothing gives Severus Snape a better feeling that biting into one of these delicious treats and finding himself a large canary. It's a festish, really, when you think about it. The feathers, the squawk, the pure genius of the treatl. In fact, he's the very reason the Weasley twins have run out of these treats. Under the false name Suzy Snake, Severus Snape orders this treat by the hundreds.
You wonder why his cape is so large? Its not for the cool effect, no that is only the half of it! The real reason is so he can hide all of those delicious Canary Creams under the cape!
Seriously, folks. Severus Snape is not mad because he hates students. He's mad because said students happen to squish his beloved Canary Cream! It's one thing to try and anger Severus Snape, but you can't just squish a man's Canary Cream.
So listen well:
Never squish the creams..
I mean, how many loves can this one man have?