Disclaimer: Yet again I do not own any thing here so don't sew my cause I
have nothingness. what okay I'm a flake but that is okay. So this is my
second humor fic so yes I will have some normals fics someday and I have a
poem I is gonna submit so enjoy and send in your letters oh and a petition
for Vinnie to come. eat durt Sephy hahahaha okay see you at the bottom!
SEPHIROTH: okay So do we have any letters?
Reeve: Not yet, I have a bone to pick with you!
Zell: What now?
Reeve: How come you're the boss huh?
Sephiroth: because I'm a higher up.
Irvine: well actually if you play the game you die supposedly and Reeve gets a higher position than you.
Sephiroth: *shifty eyes* shut up
Reno: lets just read the first letter!
Cloud: we can't read the first letter cause we just started and we don't have a letter stupid!
Irvine: then what are all these *holds up a bag of letters*
Zell: there letters written by the writer. lets read them!
Sephiroth: heres one.
Hey guys, so this is the first edition to this great thingy eh, it seems good to me. Sephiroth.SIT UP STRAIGHT and put the dark material down right know! So how are you guys doin I have a question what is the best way to deal with a destructive puppy? I am asking this because every time I go intoa town there is a dog so what do I do?
Writer
Sephiroth: Kill it! And if you can't kill it I can!
Irvine: she didn't mean like that stupid!
Zell: I think you should cook it and make a hot dog!
Reeve: that wasn't very funny Zell. Zell: I was being serious. isn't that how you make hotdogs.
Reno: no stupid a hot dog is a male dog's-
Sephiroth: okay that's enough.*cough*
Reeve: why don't we just read another letter?
Hey, why isn't Vincent in this I mean I asked you guys if I could and you said no so whats up with that? I was also saying I stole Roth's sword hahahahahahaha :p
Sephiroth: what noooooooooooo! *sob*
All: 0_0
Sephiroth: *cough* what are you staring at?
Cloud: our writer is a little pissed off apparently.
Yoko: Damn straight I'm pissed.
Sephiroth: Where did you come from?
Yoko: I'm officially part of the newsroom staff.
Reno:*caugh* we have a new letter from some girl.
Yoko: Well whats her name??
Reno: Some girl.
Zell: No dude seriously whats her name??
Reno: Her NAME IS SOMEGIRL!!!!
Yoko: Why the hell didn't ya tell me?
Sephiroth: I think he tried.
Yoko: let me see that!! You dolt it says Lady-Dark-Sephirpth and this is her letter.
This is a question for Sephiroth. "Will You Marry me? I have all your best pics."
Sephiroth: Absolutely not. unless you willingly murder Vincent and Cloud heh heh heh.
Yoko: You touch them and you will not be present in any more fics!!!!
Reno: Hey it's the end of eight hours time to go to the club. I mean to the turk hq. you heard/saw nothing.
Sephy: Okay well see ya. hey who spelt my name this way eeeerrrrrrr!!!
~End~
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SEPHIROTH: okay So do we have any letters?
Reeve: Not yet, I have a bone to pick with you!
Zell: What now?
Reeve: How come you're the boss huh?
Sephiroth: because I'm a higher up.
Irvine: well actually if you play the game you die supposedly and Reeve gets a higher position than you.
Sephiroth: *shifty eyes* shut up
Reno: lets just read the first letter!
Cloud: we can't read the first letter cause we just started and we don't have a letter stupid!
Irvine: then what are all these *holds up a bag of letters*
Zell: there letters written by the writer. lets read them!
Sephiroth: heres one.
Hey guys, so this is the first edition to this great thingy eh, it seems good to me. Sephiroth.SIT UP STRAIGHT and put the dark material down right know! So how are you guys doin I have a question what is the best way to deal with a destructive puppy? I am asking this because every time I go intoa town there is a dog so what do I do?
Writer
Sephiroth: Kill it! And if you can't kill it I can!
Irvine: she didn't mean like that stupid!
Zell: I think you should cook it and make a hot dog!
Reeve: that wasn't very funny Zell. Zell: I was being serious. isn't that how you make hotdogs.
Reno: no stupid a hot dog is a male dog's-
Sephiroth: okay that's enough.*cough*
Reeve: why don't we just read another letter?
Hey, why isn't Vincent in this I mean I asked you guys if I could and you said no so whats up with that? I was also saying I stole Roth's sword hahahahahahaha :p
Sephiroth: what noooooooooooo! *sob*
All: 0_0
Sephiroth: *cough* what are you staring at?
Cloud: our writer is a little pissed off apparently.
Yoko: Damn straight I'm pissed.
Sephiroth: Where did you come from?
Yoko: I'm officially part of the newsroom staff.
Reno:*caugh* we have a new letter from some girl.
Yoko: Well whats her name??
Reno: Some girl.
Zell: No dude seriously whats her name??
Reno: Her NAME IS SOMEGIRL!!!!
Yoko: Why the hell didn't ya tell me?
Sephiroth: I think he tried.
Yoko: let me see that!! You dolt it says Lady-Dark-Sephirpth and this is her letter.
This is a question for Sephiroth. "Will You Marry me? I have all your best pics."
Sephiroth: Absolutely not. unless you willingly murder Vincent and Cloud heh heh heh.
Yoko: You touch them and you will not be present in any more fics!!!!
Reno: Hey it's the end of eight hours time to go to the club. I mean to the turk hq. you heard/saw nothing.
Sephy: Okay well see ya. hey who spelt my name this way eeeerrrrrrr!!!
~End~
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