Hi again! Sorry for the lack of stories, I was really busy these days with the school. I will try to be active as much as I can.
Anyway, hope you enjoy this new story!
Disclaimer: Kung Fu Panda and all the characters are owned by Dreamworks.
"Give up?" Po heard her ask as he found himself laying on his belly at the wooden floor of the training hall with Tigress on top of his back. His left arm was stuck beneath himself while Tigress had his right arm twisted and held firmly in place. Him and Tigress were just having a casual sparring match after training, and Tigress was having the upper-hand as always.
"No." Po replied firmly, trying get out of her grip by pushing himself up but couldn't apply any force due to the unablity of moving his paws.
"Hmm..." Tigress hummed, amused at his will before she tugged his arm. Po yelled out in pain. "You really don't know when to give up."
"Such a sadist you really are." Po commented.
"Ha ha, you got to know that now?" She said sarcastically and tugged his paw again, as the panda cried out one more time before glaring at the feline.
"Well, you know what? It's very... hey! What's that?!" He asked, looking at a random spot. Tigress quickly looked around reflexively. Using her distraction, Po snatched his paw out of her grip and rolled to his back, pinning Tigress under his weight. "Looks like the pussy got distracted." He teased, recieving a death glare.
"You're gonna regret calling me that." Po sticked out his tongue sheepishly. "Well, how 'bout one more other match, what do you say?"
"Challenge accepted, miss." Po smirked. "I'm so gonna beat you."
A moment later Po found himself on the floor with Tigress firmly gripping his right paw as she stood tall, her foot resting upon his face. "Well?" She asked with a triumph smirk as Po had an annoyed face.
"It's not nice to beat someone in every match." He complained.
"Is that so? Any reasons regarding why shouldn't I?" Tigress questioned as she thrutched his face away before retrieving her foot and reached out her paw to help him stand. "You can do better if you use your strength and energy wisely, instead of just randomly throwing out punches and kicks."
"Yeah, I think you're right." he agreed. "I just get exhausted so fast."
"Hmm..." Tigress gripped her chin while looking at his figure and thinking. "I think that's because of you're so fat." she pointed out, poking his belly. Po looked down at it and pushed her paw away, gripping his stomach, with an offended look.
"Hey, my belly is very sensitive when it comes to poking." He complained, stepping back. Tigress gave him a look. Po sweated. "I said it's sensitive! Don't look at it like that! Look, firstly, I'm a panda, so it's obvious for me to be fat. And secondly, there are so many fatter pandas that it makes me feel slim."
"Look, I'm not saying it's bad. I am just saying you need to use your stamina in a more effective way because you get exhausted fast because of your fat." She remarked. "Why don't you kust accept the fact?"
"Stop trolling my body. Look at yourself!" He protested, finally offended. Tigress raised her eyebrows, looking down at herself.
"What about it? I don't feel anything wrong about my figure."
"Well, uh...it's so...uh.." Po thought what to say. "You...don't ...um...look so feminine though...you know...uh,"
"What?!" Tigress yelled out angrily. "How dare you say that?! You mean I look like a man?!"
"Um...no! I..." Po thought to apologize for saying that but then remembered her words. "Well, now you see how it feels when someone questions your figure?"
"I just said the truth! How would you feel if I said you look like a girl?"
"Well, nobody ever said that, so I don't know. And I told you not to troll my belly. It's not easy being a panda."
"Not easy being a panda?" She huffed. "All you guys do is eat and sleep, what's so hard about that?"
"Well? At least we don't get confused for our gender." Po looked away and whispered. He looked back at Tigress and noticed her glaring at him dangerously. "Hehe...uh..." he gulped and took a few steps back before starting to run with Tigress chasing him. "I am sorry!"
"You're so dead, Po!" Po hid behind a large rock and bush, losing Tigress.
"Damn it, what had gotten into me?!" Po smack himself before slowly stepping out and tip-toed to behind Oogway's statue. Carefully, he managed to sneak into the Jade Palace's Hall of Heroes. He sighed in relief. "Phew! I can't believe I actually lost her." He said to himself, walking into the hall. A slight rustle was heard as Tigress jumped out of nowhere, pouncing upon the panda and pinning him to the ground.
"Gotcha now! So, what were you saying? I look like a man, hmm?" she asked, raising her fist in the air and aiming it at the panda's face.
"Tigress, I'm sorry. I didn't meant to say that!"
"DO I, PO?!"
"N-No, I... hey, look!" he asked, pointing at a random spot. Tigress huffed.
"Huh! You think you can make me..." Tigress didn't finished as a shield fell on her head from the wall. She grabbed her head in pain. "Agh!"
"Tigress, are you okay?" Po asked with concern.
"I'm not going to leave you, Po!" Panicked, Po got out of her grip and crawled back until he got to the corner. "Now where will you go?" Tigress asked with a smirk. Po tried to crawl further until he bumped to a table, causing a sphere shaped thing to fall down. He looked at it to see it was a green shining orb. Without thinking, Po just held it high in the air, as if to throw it. Tigress stopped in her track. "Put that back, Po." she threatened.
"You won't kill me, right?"
"Of course I'll do!"
"Then I won't." Po refused. Tigress growled.
"You don't even know what that is. Just put it back!" She commanded, Po shook his head. "Enough!" Tigress lunged at Po, who held the orb out defensively. A light came out of the orb, surrounding the whole hall. After a moment, the smoke and light faded, revealing the panda and the feline laying on the ground.
"Uh..." Tigress groaned and held her head in her paw. She felt woozy. "What just happened?" She felt someone laying on top of her. Knowing it was Po, she shove him off herself. "Ugh! Get off me!" Tigress couldn't help but feel Po lighter than before. She sat up and rubbed her head again and looking beside and what she saw shook her world. She saw herself. "What the...?" Instincts kicking in, she quickly grabbed the feline and pinned her down. "Who are you? And why do you look like me?!" The feline opened her eyes.
"Umm...? What are you...AAAAGGHHH!" The feline screamed out. "Wait! Tigress, is that you?"
"Yeah, I am Tigress of course. What else do you think I-" she didn't completed her words as she noticed her black, fat arms. "Wait, what?" she noticed her white, fat belly. "What the hell?!" She quickly crawled up to the moon pool and looked at her reflection. She looked just like Po. "AAAHH!" Tigress screamed before falling back. Po raised an eyebrow and looked into the pool himself before screaming in horror. He looked just like Tigress.
"Wait...what happened?! How did I become like this?!"
"I think it's because of that orb." Tigress, who had fallen unto her back replied. "Help me up." she said with a sigh, Po walked to her and helped her to her feet before running back and picking up the orb. Tigress, who was now Po walked up to him and took the orb from him, observing it. The was an inscription on it. "The Orb of Understanding." She read out. "Two souls were one, now the two are switched. The sudden switch can make them twitch. An understanding must gain, in order to be as right as the rain. Both will walk on each other's steps, to give their minds a needed pep. The only way to switch back is, living a day and understanding who the other one is." She finished.
"So, this means we have swapped our bodies?" Po, who was now Tigress guessed.
"Yeah. And according to this, in order to change back we must live a day as each other and understand each other." Tigress, who was now Po explained.
"Man, I feel so light." Po said, touching his now slim and slender body. "It feels like it's all just bones and muscles. It's kinda cool though." He remarked as he continued touching his bieceps and stomach, and then his hips. "But this robe, it has such tight fitting on the waist. How do you move in them?"
"At least you don't have such a fat, flimsy belly like this." Tigress complained, looking at her 'Po body'. "These stubby legs and flabby arms, this body is so heavy I can barely move without falling. And these stitched pants, I feel so naked." She said and tried to turn back but ended up clumsily knocking off the Urn of Whispering Warriors with her arms. She tried to catch it before she tripped on her own feet, knocking and breaking off some more items before she finally fell down on her belly. "I hate this."
Po rolled his eyes before walking up to her. "Come on, it's not that bad. You'll get used to it." Po cheered her, once again lifting her to her feet.
"What do you say we tell Shifu and the four about this?"
"Oh, please no. This is already awkward enough. After all it's written clearly that there's only one way to get back to normal: living a day as each other. Let's just try to enjoy it, shall we?" Po said optistically and punched her shoulder casually to cheer her up like he always did; but it only resulted in her yelling out in pain.
"Ow! What are you doing?! Those hurts in the flabby parts!" She yelled, grabbing her shoulders.
"Oh, sorry. I forgot it was your fist." Po apologized before looking at his paw. He really didn't felt a single feeling after punching her so hard. "Woah, this is really awesome. These fists are really hard as iron, I didn't felt anything at all. So, you were right about that 'not feeling anything' thingy."
Tigress kept rubbing her arm. "So, did you thought I was kidding about that?" She asked curiously.
"No, I didn't mean that. It's just...so impressive it's hard to believe. Hehe," He chuckled. Tigress couldn't help but give a small smile on his words.
"Anywho, how about we go to the barracks and have a snack? Cuz' I'm starving." She said, before widening her eyes on her own words. "Wait, that sounded like you."
Po chuckled. "Sure I did. I am not hungry but alright, let's go."
"Po, what's this?!" Shifu's voice came from behind, the two turned back to see him angrily pointing at the Urn and the mess caused by the panda.
"I...I didn't do it, master! Not this time!" Po exclaimed. Shifu raised an eyebrow.
"Of course you didn't, Tigress. I know. I asked Po." He said. Po realized that he was Tigress, so he didn't had to freak out. "Po, explained this!" Po elbowed Tigress, making her realize that Shifu was talking to her.
"What...me? I...uh, yeah I guess I did it. Sorry, master."
"Well, this is the third time you've broken the Urn of Whispering Warriors. You won't be forgiven. You'll be climbing up and down the steps of the Jade Palace 50 times as a punishment."
"What?!" Shifu just ignored her and walked away. Tigress sighed in frustration. Po gave her a sympathic look which she noticed. "Don't look at me like that, it's no big deal. I can easily run up and down the stairs with ease."
"Well, only if you can do it easily when you're me." Po said, reminding her that she was him. "Trust me, panda asthama is annoying. Anyway, I'll just keep an eye you don't pass out." he mocked.
"Well, you too are me, remember? That means you'll have to do all things I do."
"Oh, you mean like, mocking you?" he smirked, she smirked back.
"No, that means all the intense training chores that I do." Po's smirk disappeared.
"That's unfair." he protested.
"That's the way it is. Remember, we need walk on each other's steps in order to get normal."
"Alright." He replied, a bit annoyed. "Have fun."
"You too." She replied before both went off to do their jobs.
To Be Continued...
Sorry for any OOC-ness (Because I think Tigress was a bit). Anyway, instead of 'Po in Tigress's form' and 'Tigress in Po's form' I will be just mentioning them by who they really are. Hope you're okay with it.
Anyway, leave a review if you like, it'll be grateful. No flames please.
Thanks.