Good morning/evening/afternoon/night everyone! It has been a while, but I've been writing a very long one-shot for RWBY which is based on JJBA part 5... the whole second half... so yeah, that has and is gonna take a while.
If anyone is making a reaction fic and wants to use this or any of my other fics, go ahead, it's kind of what I make them for. Just give me a little shoutout or at least tell me you're using it. Other than that, go ahead.
Also, this is based on Devil May Cry 5, which is an awesome game and you ALL should go buy it. Even if you already own it, go buy it again!
In the middle of the city of Vale, a large van drove way past the speed limit. Though it looked to be a crisis, since the entire city was on fire…
Inside, the driver yawned. She had shoulder length black hair with strips of grey, as well as a grey suit with a tattered red cape. She had bright red eyes and the face of a lady much younger than her hair suggested, her looks aided by her Aura and Huntress training. This was Qrowe Branwen, twin sister to Raven Branwen.
The other occupant of the van was a blonde man in his early twenties, with a black hoody and blue jeans. He only had his left arm, his right one ended just below the elbow, though it had a large metal contraption connected to the end. This was Jaune Arc.
The screen showed the time and date. It was the 15th of June, and it was 04:24am. It then showed more words. 'Four Years after Salem's defeat. One month after Urizen's rise.'
The radio in the van picked up on transmissions. "Vale and surrounding cities have ceased to function as a result of the mysterious 'tree' that has attacked Vale approximately one month ago. In light of this incident-" Jaune leaned down and flipped the radio channel.
"Vale is under attack! They're demons! I've seen them with my own eyes!" Jaune scoffed and changed station again. "Let us pray. This is a trial from the Gods of Light and Darkness-"
Jaune growled and turned the radio off completely. "Same crap, different day." Jaune then stood up, revealing that he wasn't wearing a seatbelt despite the speed they were going, and neither was Qrowe. "So, tell me…" Jaune said as he walked to the back of the van.
"Tell you what?" Qrowe asked, looking back at him.
"How's it feel to the rescuing the guy that killed your sister?" Jaune asked carelessly as he pressed down on a button on Qrowe's personal jukebox. Soft music began to play.
"Hey, I'm glad we're getting personal." Qrowe returned angrily. But Qrow just saw Jaune staring at her knowingly. She shook her head. "Well, she abandoned me and Tai, as well as her kid to go back to that stupid tribe in the middle of the woods. Seemed she preferred shitting in a hole in the floor over taking care of her daughter. I feel nothing." Qrow said, picking up a cigarette and placing it in her mouth. She helped defeat Salem for good, and her friends wouldn't shut up about her quitting drinking and getting a new hobby, so she chose smoking to spite them.
Jaune chuckled and gave her a pat on the shoulder before sitting back down in his seat. "Well, she wasn't exactly going for the sister or mother of the year award, now was she?"
Qrowe nodded. "Her weapon wasn't half bad. Sure came in handy." She said, glancing back to the large red katana sitting and gathering dust in the back of her van.
Jaune coughed as he breathed in the smoke, before he wound the window down and stuck his head out. "You have to do that in here? Already smells like ass."
Qrowe chuckled. "That's you."
Jaune looked ahead and narrowed his eyes. Ahead on the road, was a large group of Grimm. But these weren't any normal Grimm. These were Grimm enhanced by Urizen's powers, named 'Demons' for lack of a better term.
These Demons were insectoid, and looked like giant humanoid flies that loved to melt people down into goo and drink them back up. It was a horrible way to go, and judging by the expanded and glowing red asses of the 'Empusa' then they recently had their fill of people.
The jukebox pulled down a second disc as it was finished with the first. The jukebox began playing the song 'Devil Trigger'. Jaune smiled, hearing the song. "Hey, Qrowe!"
"Don't lose your tits, I see them!" Qrowe floored the van, going even faster straight towards the Empusa. The Empusa were run over and smashed to pieces as Qrowe swerved to hit them, causing the van to jolt up and down.
"Hey!" Jaune shouted. "You have to hit every single bump in the road!?" He shook his head and leaned out the window. "You're gonna ruin my groove!" He pulled out his left hand, showing a large revolver in his hand.
It was a thing of beauty, a double barrelled revolver, shoots two bullets at once and is custom made to blast through even the toughest Grimm hides. He began firing it, the recoil pushing his arm back despite his immense strength.
One of the Empusa was able to get onto Qrowe's van, and she pulled the half done cigarette out of her mouth and pushed it out the window, just as the Empusa came to it. The Demonic Grimm insect got a face full of burning hot ash as Qrowe smirked and dug the cigarette deeper into its face, smirking harder as it screamed in pain before falling off the van and smashing into a car, getting blown to bits.
Two more Empusa turned around to face the van, oblivious to the danger, and were run over, spraying the human blood they had collected all over the windshield. Qrowe calmly turned on the window wipers and slowly pushed the corpses off the van.
Both Qrowe and Jaune looked forward to see a large group of Empusa crawling all over a large road block full of cars, Jaune glanced at Qrowe to see her smile at him before wrenching the wheel to one side, sending the van smashing into one of the cars and tipping over as it flew over the roadblock.
Jaune launched himself out of the van, and everything went into slow motion except for the awesome music. One of the Empusa looked up only to receive a shot to the face, killing it.
Jaune span around and avoided one of the Empusa's claws as it tried to grab him. Jaune landed on a car as it flew through the air and fired another shot into the head of the Empusa that tried to grab him.
Jaune held his revolver behind his back and fired again, hitting a road sign before using the momentum to aim at an Empusa that was climbing up the car he was on top of and shot it in the head.
Jaune jumped up from the car and onto the hood of Qrowe's van, and the road sign he shot before slammed into the head of an Empusa and went through it.
Inside the van, Qrowe leaned forward and opened her mouth and caught a flying cigarette as Jaune shot another Empusa outside.
Jaune landed on the underside of the van only to jump again and hold his revolver behind him, shooting and allowing the audience to see both bullets go through the head of an Empusa in close up detail in slow motion.
As he span, he aimed above him and shot the head off another Empusa with a smile.
As the van slowly righted itself in mid-air, Jaune fired another shot into an Empusa before leaping again and spinning. The Empusa with the road sign through it was seen falling to the road.
As one of the cars in front of the van exploded in a blaze of fire and glory, Jaune was able to flip perfectly back into the seat of the van as time moved forward normally and the van crashed back to the ground and continued on.
Jaune holstered his revolver and looked over to Qrowe as she searched around. He looked down and saw her lighter, for which he reached down and picked it up for her. She saw him do this and leaned forward and let him light her smoke for her.
Jaune immediately regretted it and leaned back out the window. Though he glanced back at Qrowe and smiled, shaking his head. The two had been hunting Grimm together ever since the defeat of Salem. He knew her quirks, just as she did his. And despite the age difference, he wasn't ashamed to admit he liked her.
The van drove over some graffiti on the road, which said. 'Don't smoke, it's fucking bad for you!'