Chapter 1: From Goddess to Infant

A pool of water secretly hidden somewhere on Yoshi Island was discovered by Bowser's minion, Kamik. It was supposed to be hidden because the water contained within that pool was very special, but Kamik was planning to use it for something bad.

Kamik- I told lord Bowser I could find it. Now I use it for me new secret weapon!

(Somewhere else on Yoshi Island)

Yoshi, Pit, and Palutena were walking through this one part of the jungle.

Yoshi- Yoshi appreciate Pit and Palutena answering Yoshi's call.

Pit- No problem, Yoshi. You did after all return from a rough adventure with Mario, Luigi, Kirby, Sonic, and Ty.

Palutena- And through the deepest parts of space too!

Pit- You know, you didn't have to come along, Lady Palutena.

Palutena- I've been noticing the Underworld Army trying to dig another opening to this world somewhere and when Yoshi told us about the…unnatural accuracies, I figured it had to be them.

Pit- But you usually don't leave your Sky Palace. There could be fighting.

Palutena- I'm no stranger to fighting. Did you forget the time we fought?

Pit- That was when the Chaos Kin had you under mind control!

Then Yoshi, Pit, and Palutena saw sparks of energy appearing above this one hill on the island.

Yoshi- That what Yoshi call for.

Pit- That does look like something from the Underworld.

(In the bushes behind Yoshi and Pit)

Kamik was following them from the shadow.

Kamik- Well if it isn't my old nemesis, Yoshi. Lord Bowser might be busy with his…little problem…but that doesn't mean I can't test out my new weapon on a member of the Mario Brothers' Team or two. I'll get Yoshi and that angel in one shot.

(On a small hill somewhere on Yoshi Island)

A portal was being dug from the underworld until Thanatos, Pandora, and a few Tempura Wizards came out of the portal.

Pandora- About time you finished digging that portal!

Thanatos- Hey, don't give me any of that! It's not easy drilling a portal outside the Underworld without Palutena knowing about it. And from here, we can mount a surprise attack against the Super Mario Brothers' Team like Medusa ordered us to. Where is here anyway?

Yoshi- Yoshi Island.

Thanatos and Pandora turned around to see Yoshi, Pit, and Palutena standing behind them.

Pit- If you really wanted us to not know, then maybe you should've have dug a portal in Yoshi's home.

Pandora- Thanatos, you ****ing idiot! You opened a portal to the homeland of one of the members of the Super Mario Brothers' Team! And worse, Pit and Palutena are here!

Thanatos- How was I supposed to know that?! I was digging blindly! Tempura Wizards, attack!

The Tempura Wizards threw their Tempura bombs, but Yoshi wrapped his tongue around them and spat them back at the Tempura Wizard. Turning them into tempuras.

Thanatos- To be honest, I was not expecting him to do that.

Pandora- How about we stop the gawking and get to the fighting?

Thanatos- Fine.

Thanatos a bunch of bombs and threw them at Yoshi. However, Yoshi wrapped his tongue around them and spat them back at him.

Thanatos- And I thought that pink guy had a big appetite!

Pandora created a heart shaped crystal to block the bombs before they exploded.

Pandora- Maybe you should be more physical since Yoshi here can just send any projectile back at you.

Little did they know that Kamik was hiding in the bushes nearby with some kind of water cannon.

Kamik- It looks like I've arrived at the perfect moment to test this. Yoshi will be too distracted when I see my chance to strike. Maybe I'll get that angel too and take care of two threats to Master Bowser.

Pandora tried to strike at Pit and Yoshi with her sword, but they dodged. Then Pit pulled out a First Blade.

Pit- Yoshi, I'll handle Pandora!

Yoshi- Yoshi handle dummy clown then.

Thanatos- Hey!

Yoshi turned into an egg and rolled into Thanatos and knocked him back a bit. Thanatos turned his arms into morning stars and tried to hit Yoshi. Luckily, Yoshi dodged and jumped above Thanatos.

Yoshi- Boing…POW!

Before Thanatos knew it, Yoshi had performed a ground pound on him. Pandora fired a few energy blasts at Pit, but Pit managed to dodge all of them.

Palutena- Power of Heavenly Light!

Then a bright red light flashed over Pandora and blinded her for a bit.

Pit- Thanks, Lady Palutena!

Then Pit charged for Pandora with his First Blade and struck her with a forward dash melee strike (from Kid Icarus Uprising). This knocked Pandora to the ground and a faint glowing circle appeared in the ground for a split second.

Palutena- That's where the rift opening is! Yoshi, Get Thanatos to that spot!"

Yoshi- Yoshi do!

Then Yoshi wrapped his tongue around Thanatos's body and lifted him up.

Thanatos- Hey, you dumbass dinosaur! Put me down right now!

Yoshi- Yoshi do!

Then Yoshi threw Thanatos down and on top of Pandora. Before the two could get back up, Palutena opened the portal Thanatos opened earlier and pulled them back to the Underworld.

Palutena- Now to close seal it up so they can't use that portal anymore.

Then Palutena made that portal from the Underworld vanish.

Pit- Well, that was easier than I expected.

Yoshi- Yoshi did get lots of experience during adventure in space.

Just as they were celebrating their victory, Kamik readied himself for his surprise attack.

Kamik- Now!

Then Kamik jumped out of the bushes behind Yoshi and tried to spray Yoshi with this strange water from the water tank on his back connected to a mechanical hose.

Kamik- Take this, Yoshi!

Just as Yoshi was about to turn around to see Kamik, Palutena quickly managed to push Yoshi out of the way and she was sprayed with the water instead. When Kamik stopped the water, Palutena's clothes were laying on the ground, but Palutena was nowhere in sight.

Pit- LADY PALUTENA!

Kamik- That was unexpected. I was aiming for Yoshi, but if it did this to a goddess, I'd say this was a successful test.

Pit- You bastard! Then Pit shoots a ranged shot from his First Blade at Kamik. Kamik manages to dodge, but the shot made a hole in the water tank, causing all the water to spill out.

Kamik- Damn it! All the water is gone!

Yoshi- Now Kamik meanie can't use it anymore!

Kamik- You kidding me? There's plenty more where this came from.

Then Kamik got on his broom and flew into the air a bit.

Kamik- I'll just repair the tank, refill it, and take care of you two later.

After Kamik flies away, Pit tried to run after him. However, Yoshi noticed something strange.

Yoshi- Pit, Yoshi see something moving in goddess' clothes.

Pit went to take a look and they saw a baby with Palutena's face and long green hair crawl out.

Pit and Yoshi (at the same time)- WHAT?!

Pit and Yoshi ran up to the baby and Pit picked it up.

Pit- Lady Palutena…?

Then baby Palutena grabbed hold of Pit's nose and honked it.

Pit (in a silly voice while his nose was being squeezed)- This can't be happening!

Yoshi- Pit know anyone who fix Palutena?

Pit- I think I know someone…but this could get embarrassing…