A/N: Hey guys. I took this story down to make a few edits. Sorry about that. To any new readers, please enjoy. This is my first fanfic. Hope you like it. :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter; it belongs to J.K. Rowling.
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Draco stroked the apple. "I love you, apple," he said softly, and kissed the apple's green flesh.
The apple said nothing, nor did it kiss Draco back.
"What's wrong?" Draco asked.
The apple didn't answer.
Draco looked over his shoulder to see Harry and Ron whispering to each other and snickering.
"What's so funny?" Draco snapped, glaring at them.
"Nothing," Ron said innocently, while Harry tried to hold back his laughter.
Draco turned back to his apple. "It's alright," he said soothingly. "Just ignore Potter and Weasley."
"Did you see him snog that apple?" Ron whispered.
"He's gone mad, hasn't he?" Harry said, laughing.
Draco's face turned red. "Shut it, Weasley! You too, Potter!" he yelled. "Don't you dare talk about me like that, or my father will hear about it and I'll hex you!" Draco shrieked. And he stormed out of the room, leaving the apple behind.
"Oh no, Malfoy forgot his apple!" Harry cried sarcastically.
Ron snickered. He picked up Draco's apple. "It looks delicious." His mouth watered. "Malfoy would lose it if he found out that his apple was gone!" Ron laughed.
"Why don't you eat it? Seeing Malfoy having a fit over an apple will be the most hilarious thing!" Harry exclaimed.
10 seconds later, Ron had wolfed down the entire apple (including the core).
"My god, are you that hungry?" Harry asked, rolling his eyes.
Just then, Draco walked in. When he saw that his apple was gone, he had a huge fit while Harry and Ron laughed their heads off.
THE END.
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A/N: So what do you guys think? Did I do good?