Frollo is a Psychotic Maniac
One day Judge Claude Frollo was doing some weird skip down the streets of Paris. He then came into a gypsy marketplace. He then proceeded to go on his usual spiel about the fires of hell and then stared intently at a fruit stand until lasers shot out of his eyes and blew the place up. Frollo then laughed maniacally and started massacring the gypsies at the marketplace. He then was tackled to the ground by Quasimodo. Now, who the hell would name their kid Quasimodo, honestly? Anyway, Quasi then stuck a zucchini down Frollo's mouth, choking him to death. Quasi loved his new found fame, until he became as corrupt as Frollo. But Quasi stole from the peasant children and the girl scouts; he also loved publically lynching gypsies to incite the fear into the general population. He was a cruel leader, and no one person there dared to stop him, or did they? Ok, no suspense, they did. He attempted to slice Quasi with a butter knife but failed to notice Quasi's eternal pit to hell he was working on. He didn't make it to hell, but was close enough where he burned up a little, nice and crispy around the edges, much to Quasimodo's cannibalistic liking.
