A/N Hey guys, sorry but this is going to be a crack Kuroshitsuji/Hetalia/Ouran High School Host Club/Homestuck + a lot of other random stuff. I OWN NONE OF THEM! Just making it clear, this was also based off mine image of America and Ronald being together. Romano is totally OOC but you'll find out later :) and there might be a lot of other OOC..."Get out! That is no way to treat a lady!" Grell yelled. "But Grell I didn't say anything!" Ronald protested. "Yeah right, just leave Ronald!" "Fine sempai, but remember that teacher/student relationships are prohibited at Ouran!" Ronald yelled as he left Grell's dorm.
"You cheated on me with that pasta eating wanker!" Arthur argued in a whiney voice. "Well he always tells me how he feels and knows when I need a burger!" Alfred said on the verge of tears. "Just leave America, just leave." "Fine but I'm nevercoming back!" Alfred said as he slammed the door behind him.
Lovino spotted Alfred crying on the curb outside of the English teacher's house. "Did you drop your burger again? Haha" Romano thought it was funny for a moment but then he saw the true sorrow in Alfred's eyes. "No I wish it could've been that!" The blond continued sobbing. "Can you stop crying, you big baby!" Lovino was starting to want to take that back but it would make him look weak.
"I've made some changes and now you'll be in dorm #1 room #3." Ms. Durless said also known as Madame Red. "Thank you! It's awesome that you could do this for me." Ronald said throwing her a wink and his charming smile. "I'm not interested, but thank you." Ms. Durless said sincerely smiling back. "I just want to get to know you." Ronald was starting to give her his puppy eyes, right then they heard crashing behind the door. "Fine what time?" She really didn't want to go out with this student who was probably too old to be attending this school in the first place. "Haha Glad you asked…" Ronald couldn't talk over the crashing behind the door and he heard someone yell 'Run for it while he can't get us!' And thus the Ouran High School Host Club was in front of them.
"Get out your instruments and lets..." Sebastian spotted Grell opening the door. "Sit in our chairs and tune them, now excuse me, I have something to deal with." Sebastian was almost done explaining. "Oh, and Mr. Sutcliff, must you interrupt myclass everyday?" He said curious for his answer. "Today it is more important then other days, Sebastian." Grell said in a very flat and gloomy voice. 'Hmm Grell gloomy... he must of had a break up or someone beat him up again.' Sebastian thought he might as well talk to the depressed red head.
Arthur was working on grading his students' papers. "Mr. Kirkland, what chapters are we reading today?" A young 1st year student asked. "Well Mr. Fujioka, we will be having a new day every Friday called 'I don't care what the bloody Hell you do' day." Arthur was pleased with his answer. "And it's not my fault you all suck at English, this is a class for those who already know English added to that." He decided giving the lecture would be good for his health. "As for example, I am an English Gentleman from London, in Britan for those of you who are dumber then a door nail." Right then a knock came upon his door and Feliciano Vargas and Ludwig Beilscmidt gestured him out into the hall was.
"Thanks for warming me up dude!" Alfred was very thankful for Lovino, he was like a better older then the English dude to Alfred. "It's not that big of a deal, and I made burgers for you." Lovino said blushing madly. And this was the first time he was happy since Antonio had been with him before he was shipped off to go fight somewhere. "Oh shoot dude I have to go to school I'm almost late!" Alfred almost yelled and pulled out his Ouran uniform and walking into the bathroom to change. Lovino packed Alfred's lunch with 4 burgers, a soda, and cherry and apple pie... Since he guessed American's would actually eat this crap. "I made lunch for you Alfred." Lovino smiled and blushed his cheeks almost the same color as a red apple. "Thanks dude! It made my day." Alfred said then he kissed Lovino on the cheek, guessing it was a European thing. Alfred got on his bike, revved the engine and sped to the academy.
"Well Sebastian, I broke up with Ronald." The words fell out of his mouth cold, and flat like he had talked to Sebastian when he wanted to see him. "Grell, I know you did and I have another question for you and it's not a problem if you want to wait." Sebastian was eager to see how Grell would answer this. "Go ahead with your question." The gloomy red head mumbled. "Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?" Sebastian thought Grell's reaction was so priceless! 'I wish I had a camera.' Wait what the hell was this sadistic butler was thinking... He really did want to go out to dinner with Grell for a while. "You really mean it?" Grell perked up after being slouched over for a while. "Yes I really mean it, 6:00 PM tonight, meet me at my home." Sebastian saw a tear run down Grell's cheek so he wiped it with his gloved hand. And then Grell clenched him tightly and started bawling.
"The Ouran High School Host Club, at your service." Tamaki said looking over to Madame Red. Ronald stood there in awe, for real she likes this guy?! 'I'm ten times better then that guy ever will be, I have a steady job, I'm not French, and I have a sexy English accent. What lady could resist this?' Ronald always thought positive about him. "Kyoya, was this the right room?" Tamaki had no sense of direction. "I believe so, and why are running away?" Kyoya had to be the brain of the host club. "He's the scariest gut I know besides me!" Honey said. Then a charming young man, wait that's not a man Ronald already knew that from the looks. "This guy's name is Yama Sora" Hikaru said "And he's new here could he come choose his classes?" Karou asked. Yama was not impressed with the twins, "I can do it myself! And why do you guys think I'm scary!" He looked at Tamaki mostly. Ronald decided to go to his dorm just to see a man named Roderich Edelstein.
"What do you wankers want?!" Arthur was mad that these two interrupted him. "Mr. Frenchy Bagget is back!" Feliciano was happy that his older brother Francis was back or is he for his cooking teacher Mr. Bonnefoy. "Yeah, and he wanted to see you." Ludwig said. The German man hated Francis. "Why the bloody hell does that frog wanted to see me?" Arthur wanted to punch these two but he didn't want to lose his job,yet. "I guess I'll go see him, Feliciano go tell my class that'll be gone for 10 to 20 minutes."
"I can't wait to see him, it's been so long!" Francis didn't have his class today, usually his classes were full because of the other cooking teacher Agni with his goddess hand of something in your mother. "I think that's what it was called" Francis thought out loud. "Francis? Are you in here?" 'Arthur is so cute!'Francis thought. Francis jumped and ran to Arthur and hugged him then went in for the kiss. Francis met Arthur's eyes and touched his lips to Arthur's, it may have been the best kiss Francis ever gave until the Brit broke them up. "That's no way to greet a gentleman!" Arthur said blushing intensely. "Well I did miss you and now I'm back, so we should enjoy this time we have together and make the most of it while it's here." Francis said glad to be back with the English gentleman.
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