Setting: Master Hand Memorial Mansion

Time: 7:50 am

Everyone is sleeping in their seperate rooms. The girls were on the first

floor and the guys were on the second floor. Every one is knocked out

until...

SMB Overworld Alarm rings*

"It's on sight today!", Mario says, ready to fight someone. Luigi, Mario's

pussy ass brother, wakes up and is crying. " Mario! I'm scared!" Luigi says,

crying. "N*gga, shut your bitch ass up and go to sleep, matter of fact,

call Daisy. That bitch wanna speak to you." Mario says, aggravated. Mario

gets up, takes a shower, and runs outside, waiting for the van to show up.

He goes on his Facebook account, likes Peach's new profile pic, and shuts

his phone off. The van finally pulls up and Mario gets in the van, while

Luigi is outside arguing with Daisy over the phone. Finally, Mario pulls

up to Smash Stadium with a fireball in his hand.

Setting: Smash Stadium

Time: 8:54 am

"Welcome to Smash Stadium! We got another good one today! Hailing

from the Mushroom Kingdom in the Mario universe, please welcome,

Mario!" Mario jumps to the stage ready to fight.

"The pink puffball we all know and love, from the Kirby universe, please welcome, Kirby!!" Kirby comes out, very happy. "Hi!" Kirby says to the audience. "Hi!!" the crowd says in unison. After, the accouncer says, "Go!" Kirby swings at Mario with a hammer and Mario falls back. After, Mario unleashes his Super Jump Punch, and Kirby is sent flying in the air. Kirby then forward smashes Mario to his death and everyone is cheering. Mario returns from trophy form to his regular self and shakes hands with Kirby. Shortly after, Mario sees the sky turn dark. "What the f*ck?" He says, concerned. "Watch your mouth!" Peach and Zelda says. Then, purple stuff start forming on the ground and turns into little robots called Primids. Mario, Kirby, Zelda and Peach take them out as quickly as possible. Shortly after, Petey Pirhana puts Zelda and Peach in a cage, while Mario is sent flying towards the clouds. Kirby eventually frees Zelda out the cage and Zelda is happy. Peach, on the other hand, gets shot in the tits by a black and yellow shot by Wario. "Peace out, bitches!" Wario screams, laughing while walking away.

Setting: Skyworld

Time: 11:52 am

Pit, is sitting down on a cloud with an computer in his hand. Then, an emergency alert shows up while he is video chatting with a chick. "Pit! Bring dat ass here, boy!" Lady Palutena says. "Ight! I'm coming! Pit says, running. " Help Mario out! You've been sitting yo ass in my temple for 16 years straight. Go do something in your goddamn life. Oh, and take this bow. You could split it into two blades. Now go outside and save this land. Your lazy ass needs be in a video game for once." Pit then starts his adventure out to help Mario.

Will Mario finally see Pit after 16 years? Find out on Part 2 of the story COMING SOON!