I do not own nor do I have any dealings with the Drew Carry Show. This is a short re-imagining of the season 9 episode: Still Life With Freeloader...enjoy.

Kiss Me Pig

As Drew walks into the kitchen to confront Mimi about her flavor of the month Tyler and his mooching ways Drew sees her in a way he never had before...of course they've had their moments in the past but something about her at this moment captured his heart.

"Mimi, I need to talk to you about Tyler. I think he's taking advantage of the situation, and more than that I believe he's taking advantage of you." Drew said lovingly caressing her shoulder touching her in a way he never had or ever wanted to...till now.

"Watch it pig! You wanna keep your hand, you better get it off me now!And if you think you can kick Tyler out- you're out of luck jack-ass. now move it!"

"Mimi, listen don't you think you deserve better than that?"

"Why do you care so much? you're giving me the major creeps. He's an artist he's sophisticated something you wouldn't understand jerk...thats why I like him!"

Mimi sits down on the couch pretending to watch TV, but starts to think about the gravity of Drews words. She looks over at Drew and sees nothing but concern for her. Till now she always thought he hated her guts, but at this moment she knew there was a little more going on and she felt it too even though she tried to suppress it all these years.

"Mimi, if you would just here me out you can do so much better there's plenty of fish in the ocean." Drew says as he sits down next to her. Drew never realized how her eccentricities in style attracted him till now. He wanted Mimi to understand his feelings at this moment his palms were sweaty and nervous as Mimi started to speak.

"Gross! I'm trying to snag a big fish, not a whale. Move it Willy! I can feel you breathing down my neck. Free yourself from my sight...would ya!" Mimi says as she pushes Drew away, but this time holding on to his sleeve gazing beyond his glasses into his eyes.

"Mimi would you listen, I'm only looking out for your best interests and Tyler is not in yours!" Drew said as he clutches Mimies hand lovingly.

"No you listen to me! I'm a big girl and I know whats in my best interest i don't need a loser like you telling me what I want and deserve...now listen up and listen good cuz I'm only going to say this once!"

Mimi couldn't believe the words that were about to come forth from her mouth but she could feel them rising from her gut past her heart and about to roll off her tongue.

"What Mimi? Gunna hurl another jab or insult, I've heard em all, shoot, I'm all ears...oh excuse me all stomach no spine right!?"

"Alright, If you gotta spine! then kiss me pig!"

"What?"

"you heard me pig kiss me! If you're man enough." Mimi said testing Drew's interest.

Drew couldn't believe he was leaning in to kiss her, it came across his mind sometimes but never thought it would happen and here it was their tongues started to dance inside each others mouths, her cake make-up painting the side of his face.

"My God Drew didn't think you had it in you, please Drew make love to me."

"Mimi wait, I want to take this moment in and remember it forever."

Drew saw Mimies true face behind the make-up and realized what beauty was hidden there. He pulled her in for another kiss and she melted in his arms before eventually melting into each other.

"Drew, I think I just I just snagged my 'Great white whale'. I love you Pig."

"Mimi, I think you just freed me and now, this prize pig now belongs to you."

"Shut up and Kiss me Drew!" Mimi said as she pulled drew onto her and kissed him their hearts now would beat as one.

They then began a new chapter of their newly found friendship and newly found love.

The end.