Hey peeps. Sara here.
Eragon: And me too!
GET OUT of my author's note! *Locks Eragon in nearby convenient closet* Anyway, as I was saying, hi. This fanfic is just going to be pointless. It is an experiment to see what happens when you give the Inheritance Cycle characters expensive Android phones with unlimited internet access and unlimited… *beeping noise of phone going off* … texting. *Picks up phone, reads message*
From: Eragon: Let me out of the closet! Im dying in here u kno
Reply to Eragon: Would u rather b locked in a SAFE?
From: Eragon: .
Reply to Eragon: I thought so.
Ahem. Anyway, let's see what happens. By the way, all spelling errors/grammatical errors in the texts are there on purpose. They're text messages, after all.
It was a beautiful day in Carvahall. Sadly, the Ra'zac were camping just outside of town and Roran was in the mountains hiding from them.
Horst's phone vibrated in his blacksmith's apron. He pulled it out, his deft metalworker's fingers navigating the complicated touchscreen like the pro he was. He had received a new message from Roran. It read:
From: Roran: Get me out of these mts. Ill die of boredom if those stupid razac dont go away soon. Need 2 see Katrina again b4 dying of boredom. SAVE ME!
Horst replied.
Reply to Roran: Sorry, cant help u. if I leave now the razac will b suspicious. Will send some1 with more food l8r. dont die. Dying is bad. N dont keep txting, ull kill ur phone battery n u dont have ur solar charger with u!