::runs onto the stage and bows deeply:: I apologize for any who reads the following material and is offended. Frankly, I think anyone would be…
This is not a 'bloopers' story. This is a parody. There is a difference. For one, I don't even think in the bloopers some of the things that are going to happen in this story could happen. They're just too… weird. For another… it's not a bloopers story.
More chapters should be added regularly. We apologize for the shortness of chapters, but, well… there will be a lot of chapters, so deal with it! ::cackles:: ::goes to run off stage before tomatoes are thrown at her::
Oh, by the way…
FATALFRAMEISNOTOWNEDBYUSITISOWNEDBYTECMOANDEATATJOE'S!