AfroSamurai was sit in the 70s where he lived.
He put a hand in his afro and felt it so silky smooth.
Aww yeah" he shotted loudly, "my afro is the silkiest of themall."
Just than an evil burr jumped intop his studio apartmemtn
"Fight me AfroSamurai, I want to fight," sahe tthe bear
"No, I have renounced fighting and I make cakes in thebakery now!" yelled AfroSamurai at the top of his lunfs.
"very well I must eat your face then yelled the bear"!
So the bear leaped forward abnd hit AfroSamurai really hard in the face.
"Oh no that really hurts!" yelled AfroSamurai and he cried like a girl for seven hours
He cried so hard that when he stopped crying his afro was all sad and floopy
No" he yelled, "I made so sad that my afro was robed of its lovelyness!
So he ran to the store to buy conditioner to make it better
But on the way he died the end./