Ciao, dear readers! chocolatecatcupcakecheese here! I am back with something new! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU~ to all my reviewers and favoriters and followers! I love you soooooooooooo much! You give me the confidence to carry on! I've been writing the big story, slowly and bit by bit, but I'm writing it! Please look forward to it!
Disclaimer: Creator-sama: Mukuro-san~! Will you do the disclaimer?! 8D
Mukuro: Yes, of course, you adorable girl. chocolatecatcupcakecheese does not own anything because it all belongs to me.
C: ...Uh. I don't think that's right.
M: Kufufufu, of course it is! You agree, don't you? *illusionary arsenal of knives, rockets, and random medieval weapons appears*
C: *turns blue* R-right. HIBARI-DONO! PLEASE HELP ME! MUKURO IS DISRUPTING THE DISCIPLINE!
Hibari: *appears* The discipline is being disrupted? And by Mukuro?! This cannot continue.
*epic battle ensues*
C: I'll do it myself, I think. I, chocolatecatcupcakecheese, do not own any of the characters in this story. They all belong to Amano Akira. The only stuff I own is the Varia's All-Terrain Remote-Controllable Tank (c) and the words I here write. Enjoy, and please review! XDDD
#1. What if Mukuro turned into a pineapple?
C: "Life would go on as usual because no one would notice."
(So it goes like this...)
"Mukuro-sama, I got those pictures of Hibari Kyoya taking his bath that you asked for," Chrome Dokuro murmured, bowing respectfully. "I also got video evidence of Sawada Tsunayoshi's and Xanxus' illicit relationship with each other."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...I'll leave them right here."
"Yo, Mukuro-san!" Jyoushima Ken ran into the old, run-down theater that Rokudo Mukuro had claimed as his place of residence. "Kaki-pii and me just saw some sort of creature in the pond out back! It looked just like Kaki-pii, a gray, pale, crooked-four-eyed kappa!"
"That sort of pisses me off, Ken," Kakimoto Chikusa said as he entered the room, pushing his glasses up his nose.
"Ooohhhhh, you wanna go, Kaki-pii? Kong Channel!" Ken activated the giant ape template and charged at Chikusa with his giant, thick gorilla arms ready to crush the skinny megane in half. Chikusa pulled out his senbon-spitting yo-yo. "Fine. I don't really feel like it, though. See you later, Mukuro-san."
The two tumbled out the door and down the stairs, the sounds of their battle fading into the distance.
"Rokudo Mukuro, I have come to kill you," Hibari Kyoya hissed, striding into the room, tonfas at the ready. His gaze settled on the pineapple.
"..."
"Well? Don't you want to say something before I end your worthless life?"
"..."
"Fine. Have it your way." Hibari walked over and smashed the pineapple where it sat. "The greatest nuisance is gone. Now I can focus on defeating Monkey King and winning Dino's heart," he muttered, jumping out the window like the epic non-conformist he is.
...And thus ended the Vongola's 10th generation Mist Guardian, Rokudo Mukuro.
Author's Notes:
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-chocolatecatcupcakecheese