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Misfit Days:
"Beginnings Day"
"Break come on!"
"Just a few more moments Miss!" Frustrated I slammed my fist on the kitchen counter.
"You've been in there for freaking two hours!"
"I have to look beautiful for your parents don't I? I want them to like me!" he responded in his goofy voice. I picked up the kitchen knife off the counter and started at it for a few moments. (Nah, my parents will be here any moment, and a dead body wouldn't be the greatest way to greet them.)
I put the knife down with a sigh.
(Later)
"Why? So you get the chance to explain why a teacher from my college is living with me?" I asked bringing myself back into the conversation.
"You know we could just say that I'm your boyfriend!"
"Hell no"
"Why not?"
"Well not only will my parents be horrified I'm dating my teacher, they'll spread the word about it therefore losing your damn job and my only cash flow."
"I still think it's a good idea."
"Well I don't. Besides, we haven't even gotten to my point yet."
"What's that?"
"Well you see... It would just be kind of nice to well... BE READY MYSELF!"
"Oh, but Miss! You look so lovely in your pjs!" By this point I had thrown the igit out of my bathroom, and started getting ready.
"Ok then! I'll be deleting your recordings of Ghost Whisper!" An empty threat I was sure, however I had YouTube if it wasn't.
I looked in the mirror and started to brush out my curly Blonde hair. My dark green eyes had an annoyed glint to them (only god knows why).
You're probably wondering why I'm living with my teacher Xerxes Break too are you not?
Well the truth is I had enrolled in my college and managed to buy a small house outside of town. One day I wake up and I find Break in my living room passed out. Once I did wake him up I had to answer one very disturbing question.
"What year is it?"
After I answered he got this strange look and Uh left. I didn't see him again till two weeks after when he somehow managed to get in my home again. He then told me about Pandora Hearts and all that Madness. You know:
I really wish I never asked for proof. I will leave that subject at that.
Anyway, since he had no clue about the 21st century, I let him stay in my home. Then he repaid me by becoming my history teacher at my college. (Great freaking plan Break.) I managed to keep it a secret that we lived together for a while, but then someone put two and two together.
Now my parents are visiting me to see Break and find out why he was in my home. I had already explained to the college that Break was a friend and before he had decided to teach he was going to live with me. Hopefully my parents will fall for the same trick.
Hopefully.
"Yes, she is here I'll get her for you Miss Dravel. Miss! It's your mother!" Break yelled in my ear. How the hell did I not notice he was in there with me?
"I'm right here you moron!" I hissed before taking the phone from him." Hello"
"Jemia please tell me that young man is not your boyfriend."
"He's"
"I mean if you love him enough to not care honey, its fine with me. Just please transfer schools at lea-"
"Mom." I interrupted. "He is not my boyfriend." It was then when I noticed Break listening intently to my conversation.
"Get out!" I whispered before kicking him out of my bathroom.
"Oh, thank goodness child! You had me worried! Ha-ha!" My mother stated relieved. "Though I must say when I saw those pictures of him I thought you really scored one."
"Mother!"
"What? You have to admit sweetie he's a hunk! Why, how do I not know you're not lying to me? He is living in your house."
"Ok, first, who even says hunk anymore? Second of all, he is but only because he is an old friend and he became a teacher after he moved in."
"Ha-ha I know I'm just pulling your puppeteer strings sweetheart, and I'll have you know that 'hunk' is still a perfectly good 'now' word."
"Yea, but only people in the nursing home and people who read too many western books use it and that's why it's so unpopular?"
"Exactly. Anyways, I was calling to tell you that we can't make it. Your father just got a promotion and has to settle in with the new hours." I then had a little mini party inside my head before responding:
"Ok that's fine come when you can. I have to go before Break, well breaks something."
"He he, okay dear love you!"
"Love you too mom, bye."
Before I could even turn around to walk out of the small bathroom I heard a voice that just gets more terrifying every time I hear it, say:
"Well that was interesting conversation!"
"Didn't I kick you out of here!? Get!" And, for the third time that morning I shoved and wrestled Break out of the bathroom.
"What is this?" Break held a bag filled with frozen veggies in front of me.
"Frozen food."
"You don't eat it fresh?"
"It takes less time to prepare and it last longer."
"It would taste bad though, wouldn't it?" He wrinkled his nose and waved the bag back and forth. "I mean, it just doesn't seem appetizing."
"Well, too bad cause it's what we're eating tonight."
"What?"
"Hey Break!" Break looked at me from the couch. He was wearing "Hello Kitty" Pjs, eating a tub of ice cream while enjoying a show of cupcake wars, and I decided to capture the moment.
"Say cheese." I took a shot with my camera leaving him stung by the flash.
"What was that?" He asked confused. "Is it some kind of weird flashlight?"
"No." I frowned "A weird kind of flashlight is a flesh light."
"A what?"
"Heh heh… Never mind about that. This is a Camera. It takes pictures, kind of like paintings. In fact TV is just pictures ran all together"
"Really… Miss?"
"What is it?"
"Can I borrow it? I'll need it to get a picture to your mother."
"A picture of what?"
"Of us kissing of course!"
"Heh! Like that will happen!"
"It will Miss! Just you wait!" I started walking out of the room. "Hey! Wait! I need the camera!"
"Phhhhhhfff!"
"And, you say I'm immature..."
After a long day I completely ignored Break on my way in and went straight to bed. He had papers to grade anyway, so I didn't expect to be bothered.
Oh was I wrong.
When I settled down to sleep It came to me immediately. However, after a few moments I was startled awake when I felt more weight on the bed beside me. I turned my head towards that way ,and saw Break staring at me, propping his head up with his arm, as he was laying nest to me.
"Break…."
"You know Miss you look just like a pretty doll when you sleep."
"GET OUT YOU FREAK!"
I know this seems to not have a plot at first, but it will eventually.
