I stared into the bright sun, not really knowing where I was. "What happened last night?" I asked to no one in peticular. My head was pounding and there was nothing more that I wanted than to sleep. However even though I did not know the finer details of where I was yet , i knew i was not in bed.
As I began to get more of a grip on my surrounding, I noticed I was out side my apartment, in nothing but my socks and boxers, with what apeared to be dried bear on my chest.
Beer cans and bottles surrounded me, I have no idea what went on last night and I am not sure I want to.
I got smoke in my hair
My clothes thrown everywhere
Woke up in my rocking chair
Holding a beer in my hand
Sporting a neon tan
In the background I can hear a song vibrating out of someone's speakers, this caused my mind to remember, that the exact same song was playing last night. 'At the club!' I thought,
My stereo cranked up
I can't find my truck
How'd I get home from the club
Ain't got a clue what went down
So I started calling around
Now if only I can figure out who I was with...
And all my friends say
I started shooting doubles
When you walked in
It was then that I heard my phone ring from inside my apartment. So getting up from old maroon colored carpet, I noticed the keys in the key hole and opened the door. I walk in, and barely get to the phone in time.
"Hey Messer!" Flack's voice came through the phone, and the tone of his voice was way to cheerful for the mood Danny was in. "How's the hangover I am sure you got, I mean after last night how can you not have one. I don't think I have ever seen you have so many shots before" Don said still cheerfully.
"Come on man, it can't have been that much." So Don was with me last night, I don't want to give in and say I don't remember anything, so I will have to be careful what I say.
"Dude, as soon as Monroe walked in you ordered about five more shots." Well that explains it, its been like five months and yet the pain is still there, What is worse is that she just ignores me at work only talking to me when need be, But I didn't think that I would go so far as to order five shots from the minute she walked into the door.
All my friends say
I went a little crazy
Seeing you with him
"And it didn't help that the new guy she was with was all over her" okay that makes since, I am amazed that I didn't order ten shots.
"And you let me drink all that, knowing how crappy I would feel the next day?" I asked hoping this might get some more info out of him.
You know I don't remember a thing
But they say I sure was raising some cain
I was a rock star, party hard,
Getting over you comeback kid
Yay I must have did
What all my friends say
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
"Well it was pretty funny, The way after those five you got on the bar and started singing some song trying to get Lindsay's attention." he chuckled "And then you started taking some bottles from behind the bar and just started chugging. It took two bartenders to get the stuff away from you. You went broke man.
I found my billfold
I cried oh no no
Good time Charlie got me now I'm broke
But it was worth acting like a fool
Yeah girl I must have really showed you
I was drunk and in front of Lindsay and her date, I made a complete fool of myself. and now grabbing my wallet it was empty, and just yesterday I had three hundred dollars that came strait from the bank.
Cause all my friends say
I started shooting doubles
When you walked in
All my friends say
I went a little crazy
Seeing you with him
You know I don't remember a thing
But they say I sure was raising some cain
I was a rock star, party hard,
Getting over you comeback kid
Yay I must have did
What all my friends say
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Flack's voice brought me back to reality. "You still there man, yeah it was pretty weird, after they got the alcohol away from you, they tried to drag you out but thanks to your NYPD training you got away and ran over to Lindsay, she looked like she was going to slap you but it got so much better when you got down on your knees and started singing 'Achy Breaky Heart'. And that's when the guys finally were able to drag you away, the whole thing was hilarious"
You have got to be kidding me, of all the songs that I had to sing, my drunken mind came up with that one.
I was Elvis rocking on the bar
Working the crowd pouring out my heart
And all my friends say
I started shooting doubles
When you walked in
All my friends say
I went a little crazy
Seeing you with him
You know I don't remember a thing
But they say I sure was raising some cain
I was a rock star, party hard,
Getting over you comeback kid
Yay I must have did
What all my friends say
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
"Look man, I am glad that at least you had a gooood time, but right now all I want is to try and get rid of this hangover as soon as possible so im gonna have to go"
"Okay no problem, man we should hang out like that more often" and with that Flack's line clicked signaling the end of the connection. I put the phone back on the receiver and went to go lay on the couch.
The whole thing could not have been worse, and I still dont know how I ended up at my apartment, oh well at leasat i wont be blind-sighted by Montanta before we are the clock tomarrow at work.
The characters do not belong to me everything is owned by CBS
Okay so the ending was a little weird but I did try, Ever since I heard this song I totally thought of Danny, and even though I ate what he did with Rikki that gave me an opportunity to write this and have go somewhat along with the show. Please read and review