SOUTH PARK
EXCLAMATION'S REVENGE
Yesterday morning ,watched a ep of and this story popped in my head. Its a parady of the old legion of doom cartoons,and other dc films. Except for the charecter The Exclamation( Who to my knowledge is not in SPark world allready) ,I donot claim any rights or ownership to the charecters here in. Note i am not a die hard fan just a adved fan.
PRO: A new kid wonders up ot the boys durning recess. He looks different from the others. Cartman instead of tring to get along starts throwing boy walks away. As he does he here's the others talk about playing super hero's. The new kid stops and turns. As Klye softly yells."The Coon is not the leader,your no leader Cartman." "My house my rules Jew." The boy is visably annoyed at sails a paper airplane toward the a note to meet. Later that afternoon; the boy reaches in his closet throws a suit on his bed. As he applies some of his sisters make up. "Wait'll they get a load of me..."
The Coon sits purched on a first floor looking an for the new villain in town,The Exclamation. In a matter of minutes .He spots his target. The Exclamation darts around the corner coming to a dead spotting the Coon. "You'll never catch me Coon." The Coon snears. "He must be crazy if he thinks he can out bike me." As the Coon slides down the stair rails, the Exclamation. Has already whipped around the for his destantion. Stopping and dismounting his bike in front of a two short blocks away.
Officer Barbrady standing across the road with a dohnut. Speaks out to know one in particular." Oh look the kids are playing dress up again."Small group of adults gather round. As he looks on.
The Exclamation watches and waits as the Coon is just reaching the half way point. Between the two side huffing. The exclamation yells.'Your out of shape Coon. You lard " Cutting him off Coon retorts between breaths "What's that ? You chicken ,you give up?"
Meanwhile the crowd of various adults gets the crowd outside Stan, Kenny, Klye gather near the window of the comic shop there occupping.
The Coon finally catches up to The Exclamation. Dismounts his to all fours,Trying to make it look intentional for his fans. The Coon rises slow and dramatic like. He points at the Exclamation. "It's over fool." The Exclamation begins to pull a object from his left side.
Officer Barbrady points from the crowd "They even have toy Eric's Mom begins to enter into the crowd At this point Stan is leaving the comic shop with the other boys. He flatly states "I don't think that's fake dudes."
The Exclamation aims a seven barrel nail gun at the Coon. "Like I said Coon ,Your out of shape. And now your out of time." As the Coon stalks forward. He doesn't realize until: It is to late this is not a game. The nail gun's projectiles drill into and through the Coon. He falls face down . The Exclamation gets on his bike and rides away. The crowd cheers:Thinking the show is over. Stan kneels by the Coon.
Stan turns the Coon over. A circle of nail imprints with one hole in the Eric's face. " Oh My God ! He killed Cartman." The other boys who just caught up. Peek over Stan's shoulder. Klye and a couple other boys who wondered up say as one "Ah it's just Cartman." Kenny to himself(Atleast it wasn't me this time). After a long pause Stan stands "Yah your right let's go."
As Cartman's Mom pushes,the rest of her way through the crowd. She hurries over to her boy's body. She lifts his head onto her right arm "NOOOOOO..."
EPI: The New Kid shuts his closet. a purple and green trimmed suit with black exclamations on it hangs there. He smiles . Now I can play with the other kids.
EPI2: Kenny alone in the funeral home stands over Cartman's looks next morning Cartman wakes in his purched on his window. "Welcome to my world Eric."
END
thankyou for reading.