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Chapter 1: Gathering

All the hosts gather outside the special doctor's room. All of them were filled with excitement, well, except Mori. This is their first time going to the "priests" and admit their mistakes. "Hey,where's Kaoru and Hikaru?" Haruhi asked the club. Pushing his spectacles, Kyoya replied, "I suppose they are running away from this session."

"Uh-huh. Kaoru-chan and Hika-chan have done a lot of wrong." Honey agreed.

"En." Mori continued.

"WAH!!!FIRST TIME DOING THESE STUFF!!HARUHI!IS THIS WHAT COMMONERS ALWAYS DO??" Tamaki asked, jumping up and down.

"Tamaki-senpai don't shout at me and these are never done by commoners!! "Haruhi answered .Sheesh, don't think so lowly of us. We don't make as many mistakes as rich bastards, she thought.

The girls crowded up behind them, wondering who is going in first.

"Ne ,ne, it must be Tamaki-kun!"

"No no! Haruhi-kun!"

"Wrong again! Honey-senpai!"

As if we've done so much wrong...,Haruhi thought again. "So Haruhi..."Tamaki said, trailing off.

"Yes senpai?" Haruhi asked with a touch of cuteness.

All girls looked at Haruhi and shouted, "KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tamaki continued, "Are you going to confess who you like? I wonder who it is..."
Oh no, Haruhi thought, how am I supposed to tell the priests that I like one of the members...

Haruhi turned to Honey and asked ,"Ne Honey-senpai, won't Mori-senpai just go 'en.' the whole time?"

Honey said, "Now that you said it, I don't really know."

"En." Mori said once again.

Tamaki came up and exclaimed, "MORI-SENPAI!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU EVER GET EXCITED?!"

"En."

Knew it, Haruhi thought.

Tamaki continued, "As the host club's king, I thereby set this rule that MORI-SENPAI must not say--"

"En." Everyone chorused.

When Mori heard that rule, he glared at Tamaki.

"Eh...eh...for the session only...hehe..."Tamaki ended the sentence.

The loudspeaker announced, "Suoh Tamaki can come in now."
Upon hearing that, Tamaki screamed into the air, "YAYYYY!!!!!!!!JOY TO TAMAKI!", "CALL ME KING!".

The boys went -_-",the girls went AHH!!!!(well, except Haruhi.)Kyoya came out and said, "Annoying Fangirls..."