Hibari Kyouya was not a normal child. No, he is someone to be feared, to be respected. He is the well revered President of the Disciplinary Committee of Namimori High. And there is just one question that has been stuck in our favorite doe-eyed, pathetic, weakling hero of the Vongola. Namely, Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"… glompmeister-san… wasn't that pretty harsh?"

"Shut up, No-Good Tsuna. You're ruining the vibe, idiot."

"HEEIII!?!?!!"

"Reborn… if you will."

"NO! NO!! STOP! REBORN!!!"

Well… now that Dame-Tsuna is gone, we can continue. Now, where was I? Oh yes. It seems as if the Tenth Boss of the Vongola was wondering just who was the one responsible for dear Kyouya's violent antics. Or in other terms, who were Kyouya's parents? And this…

is where our story begins.

"Maa, maa, why are we here again?"

The self proclaimed right-hand man gave a glare that could freeze Hell, "Juudaime wants to know just who raised that – that thing into what he is now! Tch. I didn't expect an idiot like you to not understand."

"Seems like another fun game." A certain sushi-eating-baseball-player laughed, his grin beaming at 100watts.

"SHUT UP, BASEBALL IDIOT!!!!"

"Eh… could y-you, umm, be quieter?" a meek voice piped up.

"I am very sorry, Juudaime! I am not worthy of being your right-hand man!" the Italian youth smashed his head onto the hard concrete; one could practically see the blood dripping down and forming a pool of red. In fact, it seemed like Niagara Falls was being cheated of its glory.

"HEEII! GOKUDERA! STOP! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE AT THIS RATE!"

"Ha ha, listen to Tsuna Gokudera."

"Juudaime is so kind…"

All three teens suddenly felt an ominous aura looming up overhead.

"Loitering after school hours, seems like I'll have to discipline you. Get ready to be bitten to death."

"EH? No… no! Hibari-san, w-we just had a-a question we w-wanted t-to ask you!" Tsuna managed to squeak out, his voice gradually becoming higher in pitch.

"Ten seconds. Ask and leave."

"Hibari." all eyes turned to the finely dressed baby sitting on the window sill, "I will give you a deal. Tsuna will fight you; in return, you must introduce these three to your family. Deal?"

He did not answer and he did not attack. Instead Kyouya turned on his heel and walked away. He stopped after a couple of steps, "Well?"

The three quickly followed after.

Well? Kind of slow and bad... I know. Anyhow, be a critic! Tell me my many flaws, but please... no flames, it would break my little heart. Or as my friends call it, " The Black Hole that is Located in Her Chest Cavity." By the way, in case you are wondering why this is so short, it is because I am a lazy 12 yr old kid who is the female equivalent to a thrity year old man who lives in his parent's basement (and who drinks beer every five minutes). XD so yea...