Sherlock was acting quite strange lately. One fateful evening, he told John to meet him in their living room at exactly 3 in the morning. As soon as John was in the darkened room with him, Sherlock emerged from the shadows, pulled out his hunting knife, and stabbed John exactly 47 times in the chest. "YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHERLOCK HOLMES!" he screamed as the blood gushed from the other man's wounds. Once he knew that John was dead, he feasted on his corpse and ran away to the Swiss Mountains where he lived as a goat herder for the rest of his life with his 3 wives and 24 children all named either Gertrude or Nemo.