Bella: Come on, Edward. It's not that baaaad….
Edward: No it's not, love. Course not. It's worse!!
Bella: Oh please Edward, get out of that door.
Edward: No
Bella: For me….?
Edward: Maybe….
Bella: I'll reward you later tonight
Edward: Done.
Bella: Geez, sex is always the answer.
Edward: Always is.
Edward agrees to go out the bedroom door in the werewolf costume. Bella turns to go out of the house. Bella leaves with another costume in a dark bag. Edward stares confusingly.
Bella: Come on, Jaaaaaaakeeeeee…… Pleeeeaaaaasseeeeee…..
Jake: Bells, this is insane. Why do I have to wear this anyway? Can't I just wear a mask and get over it?
Bella: Course not Jake. It's a costume party and masks are not enough.
Jake grunts.
Jake: Okay, okay but couldn't you have picked me a less ironic costume?
Bella: But it's fun seeing you in this one. Awww, you're so cute while you pout.
Jake pouts.
Bella: S'not enough to get you outta the hook though. Come on, bud, I'll let Reneesme sleepover here.
Jake: Well…maybe…
Bella sighs
Bella: Fine, in your bedroom, then.
Jake: Done… sex is always the answer…
Bella slaps Jake in the head.
Jake: Oww, what was that for, Bells??
Bella: For thinking AND implying about having sex with my daughter.
Jake: But I thought…
Bella: No sex Jake! Do you want me to take the sleepover thing back?
Jake: No, no, no, please, I beg you. I promise, sex is a no-no.
Bella: Good boy.
Jake: Hey! Stop making it sound like you're talking to a dog!
Bella laughs.
Bella: But Jake you are a dog…
Jake glares at Bella.
Bella: Orright, orright, just get your vamp on… doggie.
Jake scoffs. Bella chuckles and leave.
(At the costume party in the Cullens house)
Alice: Okay guys! Time to play spin the bottle! Yey!
Edward: But Alice, this is not gonna end well because as you already know… everyone here is a couple! Do you really want this night to end in blood and broken bodies?
Alice: Course not, pup.
Edward gives Alice a death glare. Alice just rolls her eyes.
Bella: See, Alice and I thought we might make the game a little different.
Everyone stares. Edward stands up after reading Alice' mind. Alice glares him to sit down again. He does.
Alice: Whoever the bottle points to has three minutes to choose a song from here.
She throws a songbook in the centre table.
Jake: Wha- No freaking way! I don't do singing!
Reneesme: Come on Jake… I wanna hear you sing….
Reneesme uses her puppydog eyes. Jake groans in frustration.
Jake: You guys don't play fair…
Alice: Orright then, let's start!
Alice spins. The bottle lands on Emmett. Emmett shuffles desperately through the book…
Emmett: Aha!
Emmett takes the mic then turns to Rose. Then comes the singing…
I probably shouldn't say this
But at times I get so scared
When I think about the previous relationship we shared
It was awesome but we lost it
It's not possible for me
Not to care
And now we're standing in the rain
But nothings ever gonna change unless you hear
My dear
The seven things I hate about you!
Emmett goes on top of the table and starts dancing
The seven things I hate about you
Oh you
You're vain your games you're insecure
You love me you like her
You make me laugh
You make me cry
I don't know which side to buy!
Emmett gets of the table and starts going around the group and singing to them.
Your friends they're jerks when you act like them
Just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the seven things I hate the most that you do
Emmett gets back to Rose and sings with passion.
You make me love you…
He sits down on the couch and close his eyes for effect.
It's awkward and silent as I wait for you to say
What I need to hear now
Your sincere apology
When you mean it I'll believe it
If you text it I'll delete it
Let's be clear
Oh I'm not coming back
You're taking seven steps here
Emmett snaps his eyes open and stands up singing the rest to everyone and turning to Rose every once In a while.
………………
Oooohhh oooooh nanana
Ooooooh oooh…
Emmett takes a bow and sits down on the circle in the corner again. He spins the bottle. The bottle lands on…